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Swanky
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hm...

Because it's just that fun.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?


Posted on 2008-12-22 at 10:15:59.

MMV
Next Gen
Karma: 31/14
379 Posts


My turn

In Sandiago, of cousre!

What does HD stand for?


Posted on 2008-12-22 at 18:16:03.

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Swanky
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It stands for LIES!

It stands for Hobo's Domain

Is it Christmas?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 10:26:43.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
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6348 Posts


No!

Christmas has been bought out by Donald Trump. Now, you must wear a bad hair piece and buy real estate for the holidays.



What are you stuffing into the turkey this year?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 13:42:17.

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Swanky
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Well, if you MUST know...

The heads of my fallen foes.

Other than turkey, what's the best Christmas food?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 14:37:24.

Falas
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135 Posts


food

Turkey leg

------------------------------------------------

How come i can never find food in my house?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 15:39:00.

MMV
Next Gen
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379 Posts


Your hungry?

Maybe the Grinch stole the food.

Why does Santa use reindeer to drive his sliegh?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 20:25:22.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


Bulls*&^

Because it takes an awful lot of magic corn to make a bull fly. An amazingly awful amount!



How doe everybody know, a turkey and some mistletoe will help to make the season right?


Posted on 2008-12-23 at 20:40:57.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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3271 Posts


Because...

A hangover and sauerkraut do not.

Why do kitties eat mice?


Posted on 2010-01-08 at 02:19:24.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


Well in the year of I don't remember

The mouse tricked the cat so the cat didn't make it into the chinese horoscope.

Why do I watch girly anime?


Posted on 2010-01-08 at 03:13:52.

Merideth
Muse-i-licious
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3271 Posts


Umm...

Because you feel so pretty after watching all those little skirts flip and pigtails bounce across the screen in perfectly drawn flipbook style.

((when you say 'girly' what do you mean exactly? Chick flick caliber makes you want to cry... or little Japanese school girls bursting out of their uniforms while eating suckers?))

Why is it is bloody cold!?


Posted on 2010-01-08 at 15:21:49.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


chick flick caliber like my previous post was off Fruitsbasket

Because Satan got a hold of the world thermostat and turned it waaaaay down.

Why can't I fly an x-wing?


Posted on 2010-01-10 at 02:54:48.
Edited on 2010-01-10 at 02:55:26 by Ion Kired

Tus Lased
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X-wing

because you need 40 hours to fly

Why didn't my brother move with me, does he hate me that bad?


Posted on 2010-01-11 at 22:34:09.

Merideth
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RDI Staff
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3271 Posts


Well no...

He doesn't hate you. The fact is he got into a fighting match with a really big bottle of elmers glue and got stuck in place, unable to move or do much else really. He's waiting until it rains again.

Why is honey so yummy?


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 02:13:30.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


hehe elmer's glue

Honey's yummy because bees have really bad dispositions and they like stinging people but their too lazy to go find people so they make honey to lure you into their evil evil trap.

Why aren't humans carnivorous?


Posted on 2010-01-12 at 03:15:07.

   


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