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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


Wal-mart slaves

Because Walmart raises the prices every night. Then lowers them during the day, then raises at night....


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Why is it Lather, Rinse, Repeat?


Posted on 2008-05-05 at 12:27:32.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

because the person who is reading the instructions is deaf



who is the fairest of them all? (Grugg excluded)


Posted on 2008-05-05 at 16:03:36.
Edited on 2008-05-05 at 16:04:30 by Lyskhala

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


asdf

Not Grugg (Get it...blatantly obvious lie!)


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Would you liek fries with that?


Posted on 2008-05-05 at 21:58:11.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


OMG

*click of Cellphone opening and dialing* Tina? I'm like at this like place getting a burger? Like I figure I can remove the bun and the gooey like stuff and like just eat the patty. And like this cute guy like ask if I would like fires with that? So I'm like all oh my gawd and like do I get the fries to like talk to himor like don't like get the fries because like he'll like think I'm like some fat cow who likes like fries. So I like called you like right away! Like now like what do i do because like he's all what do you want and I'm all like you know, and all these people behind me are like all give giving me these like looks because I'm like holding up the line and it like isn't like important to them.I mean, like, I like care.

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Why do they call them Crackberries?


Posted on 2008-05-05 at 22:24:04.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


LMAO...too funny

Like cuz they're ADDICTIVE??



Where did the Hokey Pokey originate?




Posted on 2008-05-06 at 16:34:40.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


sadf

Nevada.



Why is Samuel L. Jackson tired of those mother f@&#ing snakes on his mother f@&#ing plane?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 17:03:31.

Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts


why

Because Michael Jackson stole his chartered Jet.


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What are you doing in that hottub?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:15:36.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

looking for pearls




who's on first?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:17:04.

Kuriosaki
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts


ommmnn ...

Ralph Nader. It's as far as he's ever got ...


Why does Sponge Bob even bother to wear pants?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 19:45:58.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


Because

Well then *censored*



4?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 20:36:00.

Cap'n Lou
Resident
Karma: 26/9
210 Posts


in answer to your question...

5.

Why is Grugg so handsome?


Posted on 2008-05-06 at 23:16:52.

Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts


Would you believe?

Because he's the issue of an Immaculate Deception ...?


How can I get to be as good-looking as Grugg?


Posted on 2008-05-07 at 04:17:44.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

just show up


why were old west gun fights scheduled for noon?


Posted on 2008-05-07 at 11:55:00.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


asf

So Grugg can kill you slightly before lunch.


Why will Lysk not accept my prettiness?


Posted on 2008-05-07 at 23:31:05.

Shaithis
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 10/0
194 Posts


Oh, fair Grugg-thing that you don't feed for fear of ... something terrible...

She secretly covets your shiny handsomeness, and rues the day she ever realized that ugly is the new black.

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Why does every politician make promises to get rid of the corruption in government only to drag it down to a new low?



Posted on 2008-05-08 at 00:44:00.

   


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