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Eyebiter: Tiamatt5774 brings us his personal creation, the Eyebiter.
Shadowblade: A half-elven fighter/thief from the Return of the Prodigal Son game
Elandor: Kender thief in the woods, holding his hoopak
Alacrity's Crew: Alacrity's Crew, a portrait of characters from Alacrity's long running table top game
Tiao: A clawed sorceress.
Thorin: The King of the Dwarves.
Ghast: A terrifying ghast.
The Golden City: The party descends into a golden city in the Forgotten Realms land of Maztica. Clockwise, from top left: Aranthal the psionicist, Revith, an elven druid/bard, Selena the nature knight (and Shadow, her wolf), Caineth, a half-elf ranger/psionicist/sorcerer.
Layne: Keeper of law. Divider of lightness and dark.
Jocaste: Lady of the Planes, walker of the stars..
Witchling: Settled in darkened halls and surrounded by fading murals, the witch holds her own counsel. Admist the rubble of ancients prophesies, she seeks views to new times and ages for the would-be client. Although the orb shows her much,
it is the eyes that tel
Shadowflame: Wicked wielder of strange flames, the wizardress of the shadowflame considers if you shall live or die.
Necromancer: Wielding the power of bone and blood, the necromancer controls the realms of death.
Did It All For the XP: Tiamat5774 finally levels with us with this new Parody Song. He did it all for the ...
Audalis Dreamin: A parody of the Mamas and the Papas hit, "California Dreamin", where the author wishes he was roleplaying in Audalis instead of going to work.
Treasure: Parody song about a dragon and the troubles it has keeping adventurers away from its treasure. Set to the Amy Winehouse Tune, Rehab
You're Gruesome, Dude: Parody song about a hapless warrior's encounter with an ogre. Set to the tune of James Blunt's 'You're Beautiful'
Munchkin Paradise: To the Tune of �Gangsta's Paradise� by Coolio
Lyrics by Brian 'Cevalic' Ostermeyer
Did I Save or Did I Die?: Another D&D parody song from Roger (Alacrity) Briant based on the original song
Should I stay or Should I go? by The Clash
Dungeon Romp: A D&D parody song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant Based on
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet.
Elvaleryn: A D&D parody song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant Based on
Like a Prayer by Madonna.
Dungeon #5: A fun Parody from Roger (Alacrity) Briant based on Mamba #5.
The DM Song: A parody song bout the difficulties of adult gamers getting together to play... set to the tune of the Fiveforfighting song, "Superman"
The Naming Song: A song from Roger (Alacrity) Briant about the naming of a blade by dwarven smiths
Hunting Troglodytes: Song about Troglodytes hunting, or an excuse to drink by Roger (Alacrity) Briant
I love Lightning Bolts: A D&D parody song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant Based upon
I love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Oh Runyacath: A D&D parody song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant based on Pretty Woman.
Hey Dragon: A D&D parody song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant, done to the tune of Hey Baby
The DM's Dice: A D&D Parody Song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant based on Queen of Hearts
Hey Olan: A song formed into parody to urge our webmaster to update the site.
Now I Fight: A poem by Vates Tenebrae about when it is time to stop running and fight.
Crystal Song: A poem by Rune about the perils of being distracted around dragons
Of Polymorph: A poem by Rune, about being a victim of polymorph
Dragon Tear: A poem by Rune about Dragons and their tears.
Immortal: Poem from Rune on his favourite topic - dragons. Or is it? Where do the dragons lie?
Wyrmling: a poem by Rune about a newborn dragon
Grey: A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about a warrior questioning the deeds he's done and his reasons for doing them.
The Last Stand: A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about a group of adventurers facing the possibility of a last stand.
Duty: A poem/song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about a man bound by duty and regretting his absence from his wife.
The Die is Cast: A gaming poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant. When the party gets into a rough spot, they call upon the lucky die.
Back Again: An amusing tale of battling the undead, over and over again. A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant
I Stand Alone: A poem/song by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about the survivor of a great battle.
A Dark Knight: A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about a knight on the edge, about to make a choice.
Warrior's Love: A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant, about a warrior fumbling to express his love.
Lost: One Sword: A poem by Roger (Alacrity) Briant about the extent a Paladin will go to find his stolen holy avenger
Freedom: The second part to the Watching story. You really should read it before reading this one.
Watching, Waiting: This story is written from the unique perspective of the guardian monster that is so often carelessly dispached in fantasy/RPG stories.
What Vows We Speak: This story is about an elven female paladin, and how she must weigh her feelings of revenge against her vows of justice.
Geometry Class: A normal boy in an every day high school undergoes a very abnormal change...
The Inevitable Herd: A dungeons and dragons story that ends with a sadistic twist by the party's DM
The Ragged Man: The Village Idiot, pitied by everyone, hides a Heroic secret within..
Into the Darkness: Horror/Dark Fantasy tale in which a doomed adventure writes a letter, recounting his last moments.
Prologue: The beginning of a much longer project by our beloved Webmaster.