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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: ...?


UUUUhhhhhhhh......


Why does this post have so many posts from posters that post when they are not posted on the wall (whaaaaa??)

Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:33:02.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject:


Samurai

Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:29:31.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: It spits out...


Foot juice (high in protien )

I feed it my unedited post.

Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:26:28.
Edited on 2010-10-26 at 01:27:25 by Necromantic Schizophrenic

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Hope i don't go to...


Hell

Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:24:09.

Topic: Greetings and Salutations
Subject: Greetings and Salutations


Io? As in the god of dragons Io? The allfather of dragons? The First Dragon?

Sorry huge nerd moment there anyways welcome to the inn, hope you don't join the group like I did, with more smite than applauds.

Just a tip: Leave religion alone in posting games and don't post when tired.

Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:22:44.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Hahahaha


it spits out a flute ensemble

I feed it a demon bat ( )

Posted on 2010-10-25 at 22:51:41.

Topic: Riddle Me this.
Subject: Ummmm?


No riddle to answer? I guess I have to give one then.

Four married men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Posted on 2010-10-25 at 22:20:14.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: It spits out...


Regdar, Jozan, Lidda, and Mialee (spelling?)

I feed it my DM

Posted on 2010-10-21 at 19:40:00.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Ummmm?


You are immobile so you fail

I make a diplomacy check to get the throng away from me and to forgive me for my past sins

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 02:07:28.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Being nice, do so in return


The Snarl is a being of chaos, so it doesn't notice the scout sitting there nicely for him to eat, and foruses on ripping the portal farther open

I roll a tumble, jump, run, jump, tumble, move silently, and then a knowledge (arcane) roll to avoid the flying linebacker, jump over the forming dogpile, run back into the sanddungeon, jump over the traps, tumble through the Snarl's reach, try and go undetected by the Snarl as I get close to the box, then create a Gate around the box that will hold the snarl for all eternity.

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 02:02:32.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: They are stainless because...


the metal is naturally red

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:57:31.

Topic: Anagrams!
Subject: Guess What?


Is preferably snug

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:56:28.

Topic: What Would Thor Do?
Subject: UHHH?


Thor smites anyone who says anything about you being in an extra study hall

Oh NO I died :O

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:48:04.

Topic: Anagrams!
Subject: MORE ANAGRAMS


A Reddening Olive Thorn

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:46:01.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: HOLY CRAP


You fail the endurance check and therefore cannot run

I roll a HOLY-CRAP-RUN-FROM-THE-MADMEN(AND-MADWOMEN) check to run from the throng

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:44:03.

Topic: Anagrams!
Subject: FIRST :D


A Edged Northern Violin



Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:40:58.

Topic: What Would Thor Do?
Subject: What Would Thor Do?


Here's the rules, someone gives a situation and the next person responds with what Thor would do and then gives another situation, hence the name, What Would Thor Do?

Example:

The Christian community is after an innocent bystander for expressing his views on their religious figure

Response:

Thor smites the heretics after the Thor-worshiper by smashing them with his hammer.

Loki is attacking San Francisco

Try this one on for size:

There is a tsunami about to hit New York

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:39:35.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: OOTS REFRENCE


Success but the box is a portal to the snarl's prison who reaches out at your immobile form

I roll a religion check to convert the Christians after me to Judaism and Islam

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:29:02.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Huh??? LOL


You pray to the 2000-odd year old dead man to redeem you of future sins

I roll a run check to run out of the sanddungeon

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:21:11.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND (about the traps?)


But you forgot

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:19:28.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: Guess What?


You end up just like me you got all the extra traps but missed the ones I hit

I roll an endurance check to overcome the poison

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:17:08.

Topic: Bumper Stickers
Subject: IRA refrence now


Tiocfaidh ár lá on an Irish flag with an M4 above it
(Translation: Our day will come)

Jesus saves, everyone else rolls damage
(HAHA NO DOUBLE POST )

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:14:54.
Edited on 2010-09-22 at 01:54:36 by Necromantic Schizophrenic

Topic: im new
Subject: I said it before and I'm gonna say it again......


we're multiplying like rabbits here Don't let people (like me) confuse you and make your head explode

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:05:49.

Topic: Bumper Stickers
Subject: Lol love this one


How fast was I going? You tell me officer the speedometer only goes to 120

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 01:00:47.

Topic: The Sarcasm Game
Subject: SMITING ME


I love when I get smites and no one tells me why.

Posted on 2010-09-22 at 00:58:28.

 


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