Alacrity The Tired RDI Staff Karma: 291/33 6347 Posts
You can't have ninja pirates! That goes against the ages old argument of which is cooler ninja or pirates? If you can have ninja pirates then the answer would become - ninja pirates of course and no one would debate it.
I see the next topic of Myth Breakers--who would win, Ninja or Pirate? Oh, and what if the Pirates were Ghost Pirates, and the Ninjas were Vampire Ninjas.
I'm so glad not all tabletop players look/act like that sad and tragic fellow in Panel 2. It's called shampoo--it is super effective! Sunlight in moderate doses is _beneficial_, too! And, by the way, where is your Red Dragon Inn t-shirt, slack-monkey?!
Actually our group once picked up on this. We were playing an evil aligned party and the group had to sneak into a camp and murder the inhabitants while they slept. The cleric (me) and the Barbarian were not allowed in by the rest of the group because of the amount of noise our armour would make so we waited in the woods.
Unfortunatly the DM forgot we were there and the refugees that he had planned to escape and raise the alarm ran into us...