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The Tired
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Karma: 291/33
6340 Posts

the gaunlet has been tossed

I will remind thiose new to the inn of a christmas parody we have on file

God Rest ye Merry Gaming Fans
But now that I look I see we are missing a lot of song that I wrote over the years. I will have to use this thread to re-introduce them.

The Same Lame Song
Sung to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne”
By Roger (Alacrity) Briant. Take a look at the actual lyrics someday, they are even more funny

Should all the lyrics be forgot,
And the words sung all wrong,
Should people sing when they are drunk,
The same lame song.

The same lame song my dear,
That same lame song,
We take a cup of bourbon please,
Sing same lame song.

And surely you’ll print the song’s words,
And surely my visions gone,
But we’ll take a cup of whiskey yet,
Sing same lame song.

The same lame song my dear,
That same lame song,
We take a cup of bourbon please,
Sing same lame song.

We think there something about a bra,
And pour them gowans flong,
But we wander from each blooming bar,
Sing same lame song.

The same lame song my dear,
That same lame song,
We take a cup of bourbon please,
Sing same lame song

Posted on 2010-12-12 at 13:58:16.
Edited on 2010-12-12 at 13:59:35 by Alacrity

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
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LOL @ hard eggnog and a skull... guys know me all too well.

Don't forget the funky-fuzzy santa hat, though.

And, yay for all the other poems, too! Good to see my lunacy is still catching.

Posted on 2010-12-13 at 15:35:07.

Forever ♥
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1538 Posts


I know I'm late to the party but that was awesome Eol ... and the songs are wonderful as well ... starting to put me in the Christmas spirit... finally!

Thanks to all!

Posted on 2010-12-14 at 17:39:28.

5 Headed Dracohydra
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1117 Posts

something Pyroboom may have forgotten to mention

His song lyrics are to be sung to the tune of "Carol of the Bells" if anyone was wondering.

Posted on 2010-12-16 at 04:14:57.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts

John Wayne the Shiny Gunned Cowboy

You know Wyatt, and Virgil, and Morgan, and Holiday...
Wild Bill Hitcock,the James boys, the Coles, and William H. Bonney.

But do you recall, the most famous cowboy of all?

John Wayne the shiny gunned cowboy, had a very shiny gun.
(Like the Lone Ranger)
And whenever he would draw it, you would turn around and run. (like a Jack rabbit)
All of the other cowboys, used to laugh and call him names.
(Like Prairie Fairy)
They never let poor John Wayne play in any poker games.
(Like Black Jack)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, the Sheriff came to say, "John Wayne with your Gun so bright, Won't you shoot Black Bart tonight?"

Then how the cowboys loved him and they shouted out in glee,"Yeehaw!"
John Wayne the shiny gunned cowboy, you'll go down in history! (Like Eastwood!)

Posted on 2010-12-16 at 04:43:33.

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