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Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts

This is what happens....

This is what happens when Pit, Grugg, and I spend too much time in chat. We were talking about Magic, and D&D, and Leroy Jenkins, and some how, i ended up riffing a Magic Card based on our friend Ody. Here it is for hime (and the whole inn) to see. Post a card of yourself or friend! In the meantime, here is the epicly awesome Odyson Card!

Odyson-2 colorless, 1 forest
Legendary Beast Ally
Rare- Special Edition RDI
Base Stat 1/2

Kick Cost: 2 forest.
For each time this card was kicked, add one gravy counter.

1 Gravy counter-Odyson Gains +2/+2 and Trample
2-3 Gravy counters-Odyson Gains a furhter +2/+2 and Lifelink.
4+ Gravy counters-Odyson gains first stike.

Totem Armor-when this card would be destroyed, sacrifice one gravy counter instead. Odyson is taps if untapped, and does not untap on the controlling player's next untap phase.

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:07:02.
Edited on 2011-03-27 at 03:35:32 by Chessicfayth

Karma: 138/3
1049 Posts

Gravy Train

This is awesome! You're missing the subtext though, something akin to "If a waitress ever asks if you want gravy on that, say yes."

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:09:47.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 462/28
8482 Posts

RDINN...The collectable card game!

I can see it now.

Good stuff, gents.

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:10:30.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Yes! I wants it!!

Great, something else to burn gold pieces on!

Wow, Celeste great flavor text for the bottom of the card!

Expect to see more of these! I guarantee they'll be funny and well-meant.

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:42:41.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

As promised


Instant 1U (one colorless, one blue)

Target creature, if it had shroud loses shroud. If it had Protection from Blue, it loses Protection from Blue. Creature loses all colors until end of turn, tap that creature.

flavor text: Awww, I'm all sticky, now!

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:47:55.
Edited on 2011-03-04 at 17:54:21 by Pit F(r)iend

Glorious Emperor
Karma: 28/16
428 Posts


*He never saw Eol coming.

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:52:55.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


I likes yours better!

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 17:55:08.

The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6340 Posts

sounds fun

But I never played any of the Magic Card based games so I don't fully get it.

Posted on 2011-03-04 at 20:41:17.

Karma: 156/25
6237 Posts

I'm with Al...

I don't play the cards either but this just might enough to make me go read up on so I can defend myself.

I'd say if Ody gets tapped then the tapper takes a -2 hit of Old Froth-n-Slosh. There has to be some kind of PUN-ishment.

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 00:35:40.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts

i think i know what im talking about......

Ody, if a card is tapped, that means its being used. kinda like the card is the pipe that carries the frothnslosh (the mana) to the "TAP". When you "tap" a card you pay the mana cost to fuel the abilities of the tapped card.

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 04:55:32.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Chessic, what have you started? :)

Tann’Talas, Knight Protector

Mythic Rare

Legendary Creature--Knight

3 W/G W/G

Power/Toughness: 3/5

First Strike, Shroud

When Tann’Talas, Knight Protector comes into play, its controller’s life total resets to 20 and any poison counters on its controlling player are removed. For as long as Tann’Talas, Knight Protector is in play its controller cannot have poison counters.

Pay 5, target allied player gains control of Tann’Talas, Knight Protector.

“My shield is yours!”

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 06:55:46.

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

I can see I won't be able to stop myself

Grugg, Eater of Worlds

Mythic Rare

Legendary Creature--Orc Warrior


Power/Toughness 5/7

Trample, Haste, Protection from creatures with "Bee," "Wasp," or "Hornet" in its name.

Grugg, Eater of Worlds is unblockable except by more than 2 creatures. This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for every creature blocking it.

When Grugg, Eater of Worlds deals combat damage to an opponent, that opponent sacrifices a land.

Pay 2BBG, sacrifice a land, Grugg, Eater of Worlds destroys two target opposing lands.

Grugg, Eater of Worlds gets +1/+1 for every land card in opposing graveyards.

Creatures you control with “Bear” in its name gain flying.

“BAH! This tastes nothing like lasagna!! Reeaarrrgh!”

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 07:45:29.
Edited on 2011-03-05 at 07:58:11 by Pit F(r)iend

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Please. . .help

t_catt11, Webmaster

Mythic Rare

Legendary Artifact Creature

9 (colorless)

Power/Toughness 9/9


t_catt11, Webmaster costs 1 less to play for every artifact in play under your control.

t_catt11, Webmaster has the combined powers of the “Power Nine” cards and may activate any number of these powers once each turn.

“As Ninja Bulrog of South Park said, ‘I have many powers’.”

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 08:26:47.

Cheshire Cad
Karma: 102/3
1178 Posts

You knew it was coming, my friend.

And now for Pit's card.

Pit F(r)iend-3 colorless, 2 mountain
Legendary Fiend
RDI edition-Super Rare
Base: 0/6


Newbie Greetz-Whenever an opponent summons a creature with less health than Pit F(r)iend, its summoning sickness extends 2 turns. (Cannot attack, block, or use activated abilities).

Tail Wag-2 mountain-May tap target creature.

Flavor Text-"Oooooh! A new Innmate! Have some spiced mead." *tail wag*

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 08:30:40.
Edited on 2011-03-05 at 08:38:41 by Chessicfayth

Pit F(r)iend
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

For Meri!

Merideth, Earth Mother

Mythic Rare

Legendary Creature--Avatar


Power/Toughness: 6/6

Flying, Vigilance, Lifelink
Protection from Black
Protection from Red

Tap this creature, put a 2/2 Soldier token that is White, Blue and Green with Exalted into play [Exalted: when a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Separate incidences of Exalted stack.]

Pay 2WWUG, put a copy of all tokens under your control into play.

(Edit: Will post flavor text when something really awesome comes to mind--there's too many things great about you to pick just one, Meri!)

Posted on 2011-03-05 at 08:52:07.
Edited on 2011-03-07 at 11:31:28 by Pit F(r)iend

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