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postima prolifica
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Life Lessons, pass them on

So there's a wealth of knowledge on this site, as well as quite a few "young un's" as I've seen us called. College students, high school kids, brats abound.

So, pass on little tid bits of useful lessons like:

Don't pull things out of the oven with a wet potholder, you will burn the heck outta yourself.

Don't cook bacon scantily clad,you will burn the heck outta yourself. It's the manly thing to do.

Don't wiz on electric fences. You'll.... you get the idea.

So, lay it on us.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 16:18:05.
Edited on 2012-04-24 at 20:41:46 by Kriea

Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/19
3012 Posts


I'll quote a song that I recently learned:

Safe travels by Lisa Hannigan
Please eat your greens
and don't sit close to screens,
your eyes are a means to an end.
And I would be sorry if, due to your hurry,
you were hit by a lorry my friend.

Like you always say,
Safe travels, don't die, don't die,
safe travels, don't die.

Don't walk on ice, no matter how nice,
how sturdy, enticing it seems.
Please cross at the lights
and don't start fires or fights and
don't dabble in heights on caffeine.

Like you always say
Safe travels, don't die, don't die,
safe travels, don't die.

Don't swallow bleach
out on Sandymount beach,
I'm not sure I'd reach you in time my boy.
Please don't bungee jump
or ignore a strange lump
and a gasoline pump's not a toy.

Like you always say
Safe travels, don't die, don't die,
safe travels, don't die.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 17:16:45.

Kool Killer Kitty
Karma: 64/6
1685 Posts


Don't play Snap with a Deck of Many Things...

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 17:52:40.

RDI Staff
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6192 Posts


I just feel I need to say, cooking bacon naked is the only way to do so. Also the manliest way. Embrace that hot spittling fat.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 19:54:07.

postima prolifica
Karma: 74/7
691 Posts

Oh yes

I'm sorry Grugg, I stand corrected.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 20:40:59.

The Tired
RDI Staff
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6347 Posts


Never pet a porcupine

If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger. If it does kill you then it will make you a zombie.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 20:51:58.

postima prolifica
Karma: 74/7
691 Posts

Just wanna say...

I looked up that song, Almerin, and have been singing it since. Solid advice, annoyingly catchy.

Posted on 2012-04-24 at 21:53:46.

Trilogy Master
RDI Staff
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6555 Posts

Here's a tried and true lession

Live your life to the fullest as a child and a young adult because the older you get the more life sucks.

Posted on 2012-04-25 at 01:45:36.

postima prolifica
Karma: 74/7
691 Posts

Good one

That is a good life lesson Tann. The most serious one that's been posted too.

Posted on 2012-04-25 at 08:06:03.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
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8497 Posts

Applies in soooo many situations...

Don't trust anyone, always carry lots of ammo, and never, ever make a deal with a dragon.


Posted on 2012-05-04 at 15:09:17.
Edited on 2012-05-04 at 17:33:08 by Eol Fefalas

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
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8497 Posts

Also applicable in many cases...

Keep your head down, eat all of your vegetables, and don't volunteer for anything. (You'll get volunteered without having to throw yourself under the bus, anyway. *grins* )

Posted on 2012-05-04 at 20:24:29.

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415 Posts


I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful.

Posted on 2012-05-05 at 00:49:04.

Karma: 156/25
6254 Posts

Ody Do Da Day..........

Old Age And Treachery Beats Youth and Enthusiasm.

The "Golden Rule": Those that have the Gold make the rules.

Winning Isn't Everything, but Losing Isn't Anything!

When In Doubt, Double Down!

Stupid Is Better Then Nothing!

If You're A Frog, Hope for Desperate Princess!

You Fool Some Of The People All Of Time,
All Of The People Some Of The Time,
But You Can't Fool Mom!

Posted on 2012-05-05 at 01:42:10.

Karma: 138/3
1049 Posts

Celeste's Wisdom:

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Posted on 2012-05-05 at 01:52:08.

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