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My life is forfeit.

My life is forfeit
I'll need a hand
I saw an ogre
Of Giant clan
He smiled at me in the hallway
While killing another man
But I won't make my saving throw
'Cause I understand

You're gruesome Dude, You're gruesome Dude,
You're gruesome Dude, it's true
I saw you smash, our mage into mash
And I know that I am next
'Cause I've got the lowest dex

Well, I shot his eye
But he brushed it by
The next thing that I knew that I was
Soarin' high
And I didn't think that my shield could bend
But now it's rolled up and crammed deep in my end

You're gruesome Dude, You're gruesome Dude
You're gruesome Dude, it's true.
I saw you smash, our mage into mash
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause our cleric's now a stew

You're gruesome Dude, You're gruesome Dude
You're gruesome Dude, it's true
There must be a demon, with an uglier face
Who threw up his lunch and created you
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never reach level two….