Though I�ve tried before to ask him Of the monsters we are fighting�they�re too strong Every time that we are playing I just get too scared As I�ve been, from the start Everything the DM says is magic Everything the DM says is right Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my character is doomed Do I have to fight that dragon? You know it's really not my CR, it's too high On top of that, the mage is dying And the cleric has no spells left�I am doomed Everything the DM says is magic Everything the DM says is right Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my character is doomed I resolved to roll the die, and hope that I�d succeed Everyone was watching me, while I picked it up But my shaky hands have tripped me Long before the DM laughs Long before my die has failed me Must I always roll a one? Everything the DM says is magic Everything the DM says is right Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my character is doomed