Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: Ewww
It spits out Ryan Seacrest. Who wouldn't?
I feed it a pineapple and a monkey.
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 19:49:35.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: Swedish?
Borg...it's just more fun to say...Borg Borg Borg...
As Adama: Lorne Greene or Edward James Olmos?
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 19:47:25.
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Topic: Question and Answers Game Subject: Whacky!
What makes a fun pinata?
A partridge in a pear tree.
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 19:45:13.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: Righty-tighty
Right...it's what's for dinner. Heh.
Old and reliable or new and improved?
Posted on 2008-06-25 at 04:23:19.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: More?
Nope, there's more right over there. Bring a dustpan.
Are fairies real?
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 23:59:08.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: Very gamey :)
Uno!
Monopoly or Scrabble?
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 23:56:34.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: Nummy
It spits out a pina colada!
I feed it Star Wars figures and Cabbage Patch Kids.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 23:54:55.
Edited on 2008-06-24 at 23:55:23 by Duncan74
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Topic: ^ < V game Subject: Woot
^ throws a mean Hail Mary.
< likes cheese.
v likes cute wittle puppy dogs.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 23:53:00.
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Topic: There's No Place Like Rome Subject: Thanks for info
I gotcha. Well, for my part, I think I'll be content to be a foot soldier, and let someone a little more familiar with the workings of the machine take the Centurion's helm. I have a decent familiarity with Roman history, and haven't watched much of the tv show, so I'll be just fine with saluting someone else as my Centurion.
Can I have a laser cannon? Hehe, just kiddin'.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 23:48:51.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: Mmmm...tenderizer
Granted! You magically whiz back in time and tenderize my arm and leg before they go in your gas tank...but now there's a funky smell in your car that will never come out.
Smells like feet...wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon. Heh.
I wish we could get out of this wish cesspool we're sinking further and further into. Hehehe
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 17:13:10.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: pieces n parts
Granted! But now my arm and leg are in your gas tank. Best of luck running your car in that shape.
I wish I had my arm and leg back.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 17:05:30.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Nummy!
Yes! In fact, couch potatoes have very high nutritional value. And here's a fun fact: A couch potato's brain is better than Tivo! If you eat said brain, you will gain all knowledge of all TV shows and video games said couch potato has experienced. A helpful fact that all zombies should keep in mind!
Why can there be only one?
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 15:09:04.
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Topic: There's No Place Like Rome Subject: Good question
Good call. I'd like to know that too. And it's Duncan74, not Duncan71. For gawd's sake don't make me older than I already am-hehe.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 13:53:03.
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Topic: Rhyme time! Subject: D'oh!
So it was.
Disputer.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 13:50:03.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: Poof
Granted! But your left eyeball just exploded. Ew.
I wish I hadn't been standing so close when that happened.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 13:47:50.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game Subject: Dang that Seabiscuit!
Horse racing...then I have something to blame when I lose all my money.
Snow vacations or beach vacations?
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 13:46:19.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies Subject: Myth busted!
A buttload is a unit of measure originated by Central American cannibals many years ago. After eating their human victims, they would use the skin for various and sundry things. The most popular use was to take the butt skin and sew it together to make a carrying bag for whatever might need to be carried. It began casually enough: "I'm taking a buttload of kidneys to market" or "Help me carry this buttload of brains to the bakery." But in later years scientists took careful measurements (before they were eaten, of course) and determined that a buttload is exactly 35.7237843948 pounds.
Why is the President's plane called Air Force One?
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 13:42:54.
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Topic: Madness? THIS IS GRUGG! Subject: Gratz, woot, and all that.
Belated congrats on Post 5000, Gruggster. Hope you're around for 5000 more.
Now go eat something.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 09:50:04.
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Topic: yet another movie thread... Subject: Watched some George today
Just had to mention here that I watched both Bill and Ted movies today, along with Dogma, in honor of George Carlin. Wish I had one or two of his stand-up specials to watch, but guess I can go to YouTube and watch some.
R.I.P. George. Go hang with Buddy Christ for a while. Heh.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 09:46:32.
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Topic: George Carlin Subject: R.I.P. George
George was always one of my favorite comedians. I will miss him and his unique wit greatly. Heaven will be needing a censor, now. Heh.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 09:43:09.
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Topic: Star Trek: Operation:Persephone - Q&A Subject: Howdy
Hey all, just checking in. Ready and rarin' ta launch!
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 01:18:58.
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Topic: Rhyme time! Subject: fishy
Crappie (the fish)
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 01:14:58.
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Topic: Question and Answers Game Subject: Purply
What does Barney dream about?
Fiiiive...golden riiiiings...
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 01:13:19.
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Topic: ^ < V game Subject: Glowy
^ actually has a radioactive Lite Brite, and now I have no hair.
< must go to the toupe shop post haste.
v likes my toupe.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 01:12:06.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish Subject: Egad!
Granted. Your dishes wash themselves...then they revolt and kill everyone on the planet. Gee, thanks.
I wish I was king of the world.
Posted on 2008-06-24 at 01:09:53.
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