I had such great plans to become an active member of the Inn. I had code in place that I was wanting to implement to improve the site.

But I just can't seem to get active. I drop in every day, vote for the Inn, see what's new (not much)...

Somebody kick me!

TO THE FACE!!!

I happily oblige requests for consentual internet-physical violence.

I just rebuilt my internet out of sticks and good intentions. Lets both get active.

And write code.

And Zombies.

Zombies are great.

If any of my players are interested, I'll pick Paranoia back up, and also honestly, really get Zombies in Chicago going again.

Sounds very depressingly dystopi- *shot and replaced with a clone*

Nah... but there is this Treasure Island Foods in Chicago that I could be convinced to lock you in... there's screamin' flesh-eaters in the stockroom, you know?

Well, there you go. A Paranoia post. No idea if any of my players will bother... but I hope so.

..... Chicago Zombies!

...I've seen most of your Paranoia players about more or less recently, so, I imagine you'll get some responses, anyway. Not sure whatever became of Kriea, though... haven't seen her logged in in ages.

Clone death?

I love that part!


And gettin' harassed by screamers, too!

Yep yep. time to get ZiC rolling...

Yep yep yep yep.

What are you talking about? *Shouts* You are Webmaster! My God...

[swatting Olan with a newspaper]

Pull-yourself-together! "How can I be active?" Is this a question? You will show us you remember that you are Mr. Webmaster, and you will remind us who *you* are. Well, you know where we are! Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! Post Darling!

I'm totally seeing an image. Chibi-Al whap-ing chibi-Olan with a rolled up newspaper.

I vote for this image to be in the next RPGMB. Something like

Bro: "Okay, for our next myth- wait, Al, why are you over there, what are you DOING?"

*insert picture here*

Hey Olan

Based on “Hey Mikey” by Toni Basil
Lyrics by Roger (Alacrity) Briant

(Oh Olan , you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan , hey Olan )
(Oh Olan , you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind,, hey Olan , hey Olan )
(Oh Olan , you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan , hey Olan )
(Oh Olan , you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan )

Hey Olan !
You´ve been away form usat and stayed away toolong,
You talk about the rules but I think you´ve got them wrong,
Why can´t you say goodnight so we can just go home, Olan
´Cause Zombies are cool, and Raven’s really Rad,
Celeste is really hot, Oh Eol don’t get mad,
Bromern is not around and I’m all alone, Olan!
Oh Olan, what a pity you don´t understand
When you update the site, we all think it’s really grand,
Oh Olan, you´re so clever, don’t you understand?
It´s guys like you Olan
Oh, what you do Olan , do Olan
Update the site Olan!

Hey Olan !
Now when you take DM’s side – The players seem to know,
Every time we play, someone is gonna go,
There´s some magic we could use, so don´t say no, Olan
So come on and play with us any way you can,
Any old game you got, You know you are the man!
Oh please, Olan, please, don´t leave us in a jam, Olan
Oh Olan, have some pity you don´t understand
When you update the site, we all think it's really grand,
Oh Olan, you´re so clever, don’t you understand?
It´s guys like you Olan
Oh, what you do Olan, do Olan
Update the site Olan!
(Oh Olan, you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan , hey Olan)
(Oh Olan, you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan , hey Olan)
(Oh Olan, you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan , hey Olan)
(Oh Olan, you´re so fine
Your website really blows my mind, hey Olan)
Oh Olan, what a pity you don´t understand
When you update the site, we all think it's really grand,
Oh Olan, you´re so clever, don’t you understand?
It´s guys like you Olan
Oh, what you do Olan , do Olan
Update the site, Olan


I expect youtube versions people! Blow PSy off the charts.

"Olan Dungeon Style"

You guys are incredible.