Don't make me break out the Hello Kitty costume, gorilla-la-la mask, and roller-skates! I probably have that tutu around here somewhere, too... *rummages away*

~Oppa! RDINN Style!

Heeeeey, sexy Olan!....~

*continues rummaging whilst doing the invisible horsey dance*

...that you guys are sometimes frightening.

I think Olan is my father. I put the work in, hear me out people.

Olan has a lot of kids.

Olan refuses to name one of his kids Grugg.

Grugg is obviously the most amazing name available.

There is no reason not to name a child Grugg unless you've already got one named Grugg.

Logically Olan has had a son named Grugg.

I have never met another man named Grugg.

Transitive Properties: I am Olan's son.

Interesting hypothisis....
Makes sense to me.

Nobody would name someone Grugg, therefore Grugg does not exist. :-)

I declare a thumb war.

By Grugg's logic, I must have had at least one tryst with his momma, Eol.

I am rather certain that I have only met Eol the once, about two months ago. I am also reasonably sure that Grugg is older that that.

It was a good argument Gruggles, but you will have to chalk my name refusal up to questionable taste on my part.

Besides Grugg, you would eat both the hopuse nd all the food

...you know, I do have that weakness for redheads and whatnot.

But, since I'm reasonably sure that Grugg is not a fuzzy, time-traveling, two-month old, I have to fall in line behind the Olan is not Grugg's father logic.

but not a time-travelling child, he would also be very full

I would like to posit that all facts in this thread excepting my own are highly disputed and should not in fact be considered facts.

Additionally, please ignore the grammatical paradox this statement creates.

I still formally declare thumb war over the paternity results.

Ah, the possibility we're not taking into account is that... who says that Grugg is the one who travelled through time?

I accuse Olan of going back in time to father Grugg!

I will give you a swift kick in the pants if you continue to tease us about Zombies in Chicago much longer