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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: i tried finding an alcoholic beverage that was one word that began with Y, honest!!


yesterday

Young
Englishmen
Study
True
Enlightenment
Regularly
Drinking
Awesome
Yukon Jack

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 22:12:34.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: hey lady!


it spits out gilbert godfried, one of the funniest men in america and i will debate that for many many moons.

i feed it dane cook, tosh.o, and the entire cast of south park except for kenny, whom im making sure lives.

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:59:23.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: i think this pot is relatable


relatively speaking of course

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:55:21.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: lubrication, fire, creepy touching rust monsters, its so ripe for innuendo!


i am the towel that gets placed over the fire, snuffing it out.

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:53:34.

Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: with the hippin and the hoppin and the oh jeez.


Bill Cosby obviously wrote the rules of the internet. He needed to make sure everyone was polite, sincere, and full o jelly(o)

why do cheetahs have spots, and zebras have stripes, when neither help them blend in with anything any better?

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:50:51.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: reverse psychology perhaps?


alla kazim badlagda khhhaaarim!

o sorry had a cough.

granted says the genie of the lamp, you can be paid for being eol!

As yu sign the contract quickly with the excitement of your new position. After signing you realize you are getting paid 5 dollars a day, your tongue grows 30 feet, and its a non compete clause meaning you cant do or perform any other job until this one is over. Which it is over innn *checks documents* 50 years! Oh and if you fail to facelick anyone once a day you shall be sued for 91,250 dollars.

~~~~~~~~

I wish people would NOT message me with theyre vote about the choose your own adventure game!

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:44:50.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: leaving the door wide open!


success you tumble behind the sleeping pitf(r)iend, the DM eagerly awaits your next move!

I roll a knowledge psychology check to see if Ody is fixed of the issue that shant be mentioned.

Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:37:58.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: pokedjinn i choose you!


pokedjinn nods and grants your wish, thousands flock to sign up for your game! Well, to picket it any way! Pokedjinn is a dark djinn...

I wish for a stunt double who does all my work for me, but gives me all the money.

Posted on 2010-11-07 at 10:03:29.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: THATS IT MEESTER!!!


FAIL! the gravy disappates as fire wreathes around it!

I roll a handle animal check to carry Ody upstairs for proper rehabilitation... By fire if necessary.

Posted on 2010-11-07 at 09:59:09.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: also known as gravity


adoption of foreign theory

Posted on 2010-11-06 at 10:39:28.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: must fix him!


you roll a 20 critical success, WITH A RUNNING START! YOU LEAP! FWUMPH! wow... and all that to hop over a turtle...

i roll a craft torture device, to work the gravy kinks out of Ody.

Posted on 2010-11-06 at 10:37:34.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: i choooooose


Option C

Posted on 2010-11-05 at 22:29:02.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: teh gravy was too much


*sighs and prepares the catapult from the "Lifesprings room of Pleasures"* and woefully looks to Ody.

Posted on 2010-11-04 at 05:35:47.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: ptew!


with a quick spit, it hacks forth a living legume, who eats people, its attack of the green legumes!

i feed it an instruction manual titled "How To Work Your Demonic Vending Machine" and a pair of tacks.

Posted on 2010-11-04 at 05:32:51.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: its tiem


i am ody and i nab your gravy!

Posted on 2010-11-04 at 05:20:53.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: he was a good wrestler


consequences creed!

Posted on 2010-11-03 at 03:03:20.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: O.o


*backs away slowly*

Posted on 2010-11-02 at 21:29:41.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: dun dun dunnnnnnnnn


and then the plot, like gravy, thickens!

Posted on 2010-11-01 at 08:52:37.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: ah ah


I am the X box, playstation, and in very few cases gamecube who make people get rid o sega genesis!

Posted on 2010-11-01 at 08:50:37.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: daww?


trees are our friends

Posted on 2010-11-01 at 08:40:20.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: this will end in fun!


success but theres a problem...

i rolla knowledge etiquette (untrained)

Posted on 2010-11-01 at 08:31:59.

Topic: The Egg Tart Game
Subject: ta dah


complexion of the cheeks

Posted on 2010-10-30 at 21:07:31.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: its a reasonable wish?


granted your coffeepot is ever full of decaf.

i wish for the great pumpkin to rise and devour the souls of people who dont like me.

Posted on 2010-10-30 at 20:58:05.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: tastyness


it spits forth reluctantly three gorgeous moms of the twilight kids, all dressed as Lifespring ^^.

i try to re-feed the machine from before more candy bars and twizzlers, and feed it again with crunchy yet sweet and delicious demon bats!

Posted on 2010-10-30 at 18:47:16.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: voosh


it at first thinks o spewing, but after the froth n slosh, it spits forth 10 tokens to chuckie cheese.

in return i feed it air hockey pucks

Posted on 2010-10-30 at 06:31:21.

 


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