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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: cute ody +1


it spits out a lifesping with wings, due to the holloween noms

i feed it an ogre and an omlette

Posted on 2010-09-20 at 03:11:43.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: must...get...away...from OOTS..referances...


i am pit f(r)iend (also known as the orange one from the comic) and i steal vaar's soul for a bit.

Posted on 2010-09-20 at 03:04:24.

Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: lol, i love this game, idk why its as inactive as it is.


Dear Squirrel,

Sugar and spice and good eaten with rice!

Signed,
Ogur

~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Ogre,

The fighter in my party won't get out of the way for my lightningbolt! What do I do!

Signed,
Sha-King G. Rasp

Posted on 2010-09-19 at 04:44:17.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: and then the party is crashed


jump, tumble, balance, move silently i stand atop the post once more!

Posted on 2010-09-19 at 04:35:08.

Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: have fun with this one Ody dear ;-p


genes
Gnomes Evaluating New Experimental Saccharomyces

Posted on 2010-09-19 at 04:33:39.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: noooo *heartbroken*


granted, at work they have palm trees and the sandwich lady wears a hula skirt... its sorta a vacation?

I wish to have telekenetic powers over midgets.

Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:47:43.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: to be or not to be?


forsooth the test be a fabulous success!

Posted on 2010-09-19 at 00:44:28.

Topic: Best D&D Hybrid class choice
Subject: good times!


story reminded me of my druid barbarian

My favorite tactic was to turn into a monkey and use my javelins (I had special javelins made into monkey size.)

Was in a dungeon. Saw some enemies, the fighters charged up, i went monkey form, and whipped out my javelins.

First javelin throw rolled a 1. fail check resulted in me hitting my allied fighter. Rolled a 20 to hit him, he didnt like that very much.

Second javelin, rolled a 1. Fail check resulted AGAIN in hitting THE SAME fighter. Rolled a 20, AGAIN. He wasnt happy.

Third javelin, ROLLED a 1! Fail check resulted in THE SAME fighter. i rolled like a 15, still hit. This time I hurt him to where the enemy thought I was on they're team. Killed the poor fighter and congratulated me...

I never laughed so hard, but felt so bad.

Druid/barbarians are a fun class though.

Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:40:04.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: rumble rumble


for the building

Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:31:09.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: alrighty then


i think somebody accidentally baked gruggs bread wrong this morn ^^. *gives a good waffle* Everythings better with waffles.

Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:29:23.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: just be lucky it wasnt a lime bite


granted you have an entire keg of sam adams, but its got a little captain in it. And he doesnt seem too pleased...

I wish to be unsmited for my 200th post!

Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:26:22.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: it works!


success! the wand functions like a dream, now if only we found out what it does. Thats what I get for buy 1 get 1 free sales!

I roll a charisma check to steal ody away from his work

Posted on 2010-09-18 at 02:24:14.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: darn lyin commercials!


granted, but noone knows why you want frozen muddy mooseprints.

I wish for red bull to actually give wings!

Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:20:46.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: a new tale of wonderment!


met lifespring for

Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:18:14.

Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: summon monster 1 and a half?


i can summon an army of 2 normal size crickets, at will, (usually when i get a bad pun worth smiting)

Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:16:45.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: bear wrasslin!


success you grapple the bear, as i get behind it and claw it to bear fluff!

I roll a craft (rugmaker?) to make a new rug for odys cave!

Posted on 2010-09-17 at 05:14:04.

Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: aww, it wasnt that bad! and i did give it a rimshot... heh


i can use my eyes as slingshot ammunition. Retrieving them is the problem.

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:11:20.

Topic: articles
Subject: aww


this earned me my first smite... *sad lifespring*

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 20:07:45.

Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: but the question is, what temperature is it in there?


i can talk to squirrels. Just squirrels, and not get them to do anything, just talk.

Usually the conversations are NUTS! (rimshot)

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:36:58.

Topic: articles
Subject: articles


Hi! I am Lifespring, I like creating crazy and random magic items, traps, cursed items, spells, etc.

I was looking around the inn and saw a brilliant creator Alacrity had made some fantastic items! So after some hard work I put a few of mine in, first.... The cursed items Part One! Feel free to check em out and tell me what you think!

(Thanks RDINN for lettin me put them out there. And Grugg for putting up with me!)

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:31:46.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: there is no running, there is no hiding


fail, the lick, shall never be evaded.

I roll a jump check, to pounce on the unawares ody.

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 19:24:31.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: in soviet plane of abyss, book learns you


success! hes found with a harem of succubi and hes quite content.

I roll a move silently check to get behind the studying ody.

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 03:11:40.

Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: poor gnomes


i am Bigby's Forceful Hand who goes after the gnome (cuz gnomes are always unlucky like that)

Posted on 2010-09-16 at 03:08:26.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: interior designers give it a 9/10!


you succeed the ody cave is now the cave o yur dreams!

i roll a search check for the missing ody.

Posted on 2010-09-15 at 21:54:40.

Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: noone hides from teh lick


ye roll a one as all do. And get a lickin for yer efforts!

I roll a jump, and tumble check to close the blinds.

Posted on 2010-09-15 at 19:11:59.

 


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