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Topic: Bumper Stickers
Subject: punch bug
"I drive this car to watch you hit yourselves."
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 18:14:49.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: when they stare, theyre just offering theyre eyes
sharing
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 18:12:31.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: *wink!*
critical fail! you are forced to succumb to lifesprings vicious attacks, but after 20 minutes you find they arent so vicious. But after 3 hours you find you need to make a new survival check.....
i roll a bluff check to hide what we're doing.
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 05:05:36.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: disney dnd!
it spits out a lvl 10 wizard merfolk named ariel.
i feed it an Ixitxachitl.
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 05:01:50.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: you dont want wings there....
granted you now have hermes shoes! but you got them unconventionally.. when he kicked you, and the foot... got... well... stuck.
i wish for my choose your own adventure game, to b prosperous!
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 04:54:56.
Edited on 2010-10-14 at 04:55:35 by lifespring
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Topic: choose your own adventure (asylum)
Subject: choose your own adventure (asylum)
(i got an idea for this from one o our innmates. I hope it works out! This is also my first time attempting this, so, feel free to send hate mail as well :-p)
Heres how this works. I tell part o the tale, and end it with a set of options, which you can select by PMing me the option you think is best. I will tally the total after an amount of time. Then proceed with the next section! If you have any questions, feel free to ask! 
This adventure is set during quasi-d+d times. SO no cars or machines. But there is an advanced form of government and medical practice.
The Asylum
Tylons Ward: Day 1 of the takeover.
Your eyes open, around you is the exam room. Where the priests and healers could watch over certain patients. To study them, to try to understand them to fix they're afflictions. These afflictions ranged from dementia, to full blown psychosis. Gazing around the darkened room nable to register any item or location, you stand, and fumble for balance. Shaking your head trying to clear the cobwebs you start to remember why...
As a level one examiner. A rookie in the proffession, you had been selected more of an observer to the other healers and learn from them. It seemed an easy task, watching as they observed the other patients. Occasionally marking notes, seemed pretty status-quo. The patients though were not always the normal multi-personality, or rage filled maniac.
Some patients were odd in size, shape, some were barely even human-like. The actions differed radically almost from one to another. Some would sit quietly and stare, as if examining an invisible being. Others talked, seemingly to nothing. The more radical patients sometimes charged walls, causing the stone foundations to shake, and send shivers down your spine.
This day was like every other, you were observing a patient, healer Morose, and Observer Ria were your "teachers" per se. The patient was a criminal, who had been an arsonist. His trademark fault was pure psychosis. He always babbled words of fire, pain, torment. You had no idea, HE would be the least of yor worries.
Suddenly Ria spoke, turned to you.
"Examiner Kael, lock the door, there is an emergency." She spoke in earnest, a way that scares you, this was a rarity that an emergency especially for examiners and doctors. We called for a guard via a sending spell. To try to release the patient back to it's cell. Then the worst part, the wait.
Finally the door in the examed room opened, but no gaurd came in, after a gaze around the room, the patient darted out, thats when Ria and Morose ushered you to the corner, and began to lock the door.
It happened. The door burst open, and a figure monstrous in size, almost hurled the door open, as it almost exploded inside it knocked Ria to the floor. The grotesque creature with barely human-like features with a bloodied spike for a hand rammed it into Morose, who was helpless. Dispatching of the now dead morose, it approached you, as a poorly experienced examiner, it took little effort to slam the other non-spiked hand into you to send you flying into the other side of the room. Knocking you unconcious....
The room is dark. The smell is of death, and the door is open, on your person is nothing more then a set of stained white robes. Around the room is a door broken and on top of a fallen Ria, a table, a set of ink quills, a book. The glass overlooking the solice room is shattered. A light spell seems to still flicker occasionally outside in the hallway which goes south and north.
What do you wish to do?
1. Gather items from the room to take with you. You may need them.
2. Try to pull the door off of Ria, to see any possibility of help, or further items.
3. Exit the room immediately (path will go north and south select a direction in PM)
Posted on 2010-10-14 at 04:40:58.
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Topic: most silly superpowers
Subject: dental hygene girl!
i can brush teeth at light speed!
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 22:21:42.
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Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: +1 for mma stuff ^^
dear lidell
ogur has magical icey enchant on club now, so, aanswer to question is, how fast can yu throw 5 year olds, will determine how many me smash. faster they come more smash, so, me think like 2 or 3 thousand before ogur get tired.
Also, for iceman, yu not retire, me like watching yu punch things.
signed
ogre
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dear ogre,
when i retire i plan on moving to sun-valley resort beaches on the emerald cost. I'm curious, when smashing things gets old, where are you gonna retire?
Quizzically yours,
Livi Neazy
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 22:18:58.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: /blink
ody, i didnt think it was possible but i was just stunned. But omigawd look a kitty! *pets it*
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 19:03:25.
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Topic: Hi
Subject: hehe
im just waiting for him to shout "IM THE WIZ, AND IM AWESOME!"
Posted on 2010-10-13 at 18:59:32.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: caught
i am the paypal security who catches your hax, and calls in the troops to get yu.
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 23:59:31.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: ta dah
poof! You are granted the fabio of genies. He is one beautiful man.
I wish for a happy fluffy kitty.
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 23:45:19.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: band referances
it spits out Shinedown, the pet version.
i feed it Creed, and Hinder, with Red hot Chili Peppers.
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 17:15:44.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: i sposin thats what i get for taking grammar lessons from ogre.
i am the cast of star wars except harrison ford, who rise up against george lucas for not having awesome careers post-star wars.
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 17:10:19.
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Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: ewww
dear anonymous,
you poor poor hu man, i feel the pain yu suffering through with cleanness, ogres mum gave ogre bath when ogre was size of bugbear, good news is, she not give anyone bath anymore, go outside cave, rampage a village, roll in mud, hug a goat.
remember the 5 ds to maintain good ogre hygene
Death to all and shower in da bloods
Deficate where yu please.
Dont go into water of any kind it de bad.
Dunk self in mud regularly for good coated finish
Delight in disgusting!
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Dear ogre,
I have a big problem, i'm currently hiding in a tree. Theres a rust monster att he base, and it's gonna cost me hundreds of gold peices if i came down. Help
In heavy armour,
Fulla Plat
Posted on 2010-10-12 at 17:07:26.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: dun tah dun tah!
i am indiana jones, whom swings in with a ladder to aid everyone in fighting for dwarven freedom.
(i just saw indiana jones today shut up)
Posted on 2010-10-11 at 06:14:47.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: ta dah, and thats my queue to return from vacation
poof i am here! Like your genie from a bottle, and i bring fire, flames, and something tastier then a KFC double down
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a slice of cake. facecake 
Posted on 2010-10-11 at 06:11:16.
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Topic: Dear Ogre
Subject: urg-luk
deat to in-sumthing,
swing club, punch babies, set fire to a cat. It how i get known fast!
signed
ogur
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dear ogre,
I have a problem, my wife is hot, my kids are great, and i get paid for doing nothing but playing dungeons and dragons. I dont know how to make things any better!
Pleading for aid,
Iamal Uckisun Ofugun
Posted on 2010-10-11 at 06:06:51.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: i have many!
feat
Posted on 2010-10-06 at 18:29:34.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: bwahaha
success you hide well, too well though as from inside your box you are picked up and put into the moving van and sent to nicaragua.
i roll a battle (also exists) check to find an appropriate spot to ambush/pounce ody.
Posted on 2010-10-06 at 00:43:50.
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Topic: Who Owns Rusty Dull Swords? (W.O.R.D.S.)
Subject: :)
She-demon
suddenly
he
exclaimed
Dont
Elevate
Must
offer
nookie!
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:12:11.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game
Subject: and thats why chihuahuas shake
success youve terrified the poor ittle dog. iz now making a mess in the corner.
i roll a proffession cooking check to help make foodz for ody and i.
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:09:02.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel
Subject: with leaps and bounds we dodge!
i am the dwarf that for some reasongets uber bonuses against giants and i take yu down by the kneecaps
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:05:44.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: poof
the winds of fate have come to grant your wish. change is good, it brings progress, and new winter outfits!
*puts on santa outfit*
i wish i could find the perfect fused mascot of thanksgiving, christmas, brewfest, and holloween
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:04:03.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: murr?
it spits out an anime lolcat with a sad look and one teardrop down its cheek.
i feed it a cookie and choo choo bear.
Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:00:13.
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