^thinks that I don't know what I'm doing with a firearm...

< doesn't own a firearm but knows how to use one

V Needed this clarification

^ doesn't know i knew

< knows i knew but not that it wasn't known that i knew

V didn't know i knew he didn't know i knew, but knows now.

^ Is somewhat confusing...

< Is somewhat confused.

v Has been confused by me in the past!

^has a secret


V will have to pay me $20 for it

^ Put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp

< put the ram in the ramalamadingdong

V put the dip in the dip di dip di dip

^ has been spending too much time at MacDonald's (you know... grease)

< Just saw Jumper

V should go and see a sensually stimulating film that goes beyond just blowing stuff up

^ has reached rock bottom and is starting to dig

> wonders when he will reach China

v grabs shovel and helps ROTS dig

^ making reference to that other Savage brother

< hated both of them

V was president of their fan club...and still is

^ silly but loveable

> waiting on my chance to escape

v will win the lottery tonight

^ Said I'd win the lotto that Tonight

< didn't buy a ticket

V thinks this whole thing is Hilarious.

^ Is exaggerrating, since i've only played two editions.

< not looking forward to going to work tomorrow

V will be going in my place

^ has Bette Davis eyes and refuses to give them back

> LOVES Cheese Danish!!

v my evil twin

^ poetic in a macabre sorta way

> tinkering with the notion of becoming a brain surgeon

v wears bangs to hide lobotomy scar

^ Was the one who performed it

< tells peopl eit was a freak decapitation attempt i rolled my way out of

V believed me