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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: rapidity


You suddenly know, but at the same time you realize that it is shameful, illegal, immoral, ridiculous, inane, impossible, deadly, and would make you a passle of enemies besides.

So no, I won't do that for you ...

I wish I could squeeze into any room under the door (without breaking bones).

Posted on 2008-01-08 at 03:04:39.
Edited on 2008-01-08 at 03:05:16 by Longshadow

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Almost?


^    Has a sense of humor similar to my own

<    Believes that God is not greedy or uncaring, but most of his "Earthly Reresentative" lackeys are ...

v    Wears a tutu and spike heels to bed


Posted on 2008-01-08 at 02:51:54.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Ha!


For me, that one is already answered: eats cactus regularly. Poison Ivy anywhere sucks royal!


Toast or tortillas?

Posted on 2008-01-08 at 02:45:28.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: oh, no!


... ,scantily-clad Gruggs, ...

Posted on 2008-01-03 at 00:29:25.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: I can't post the obvious one here, so ...


Mary

Posted on 2008-01-03 at 00:27:33.

Topic: The Will Power Game
Subject: Neither ...



but I can forsee every one in RDI posting at least once to make sure it's known that they, also, are not losers ...

Posted on 2008-01-03 at 00:24:42.

Topic: FIRST one to post here wins
Subject: Me, me, me ...


I was the first to post here after Sur-Gruggster (this time), so I win -- again.

Posted on 2008-01-03 at 00:18:16.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Done.


Half the people residing in the U.S. mass-migrate back to their homelands, cutting carbon dioxide emissions, traffic jams, misunderstood orders or requests, and eliminating pressing "1" to continue ... I couldn't live in a world like that!


I wish to meet a Jedi that speaks only in absolutes, never in generalities or riddles.

Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:55:55.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: hmmm ...


Actually, neither. After 2012, there won't be a signal to receive ...


instant death or long and lingering suffering while waiting for a possible cure?

Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:48:32.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Slightly?


^    seems blissfully unaware that I am perfect in a perfect situation and need change nothing

<    Is humble (and pickled).

v    Is looking to change someone's life this year, one way or another.




Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:43:47.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: okay ...


Road (kill)

Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:36:55.

Topic: What do you do....
Subject: Leave my taser alone, Utan!


Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Early in the mornin' ...


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:35:06.

Topic: FIRST one to post here wins
Subject: not really.


The way I look at it, everyone who posts here the first time wins. Only then. So there are multiple winners. Every person who has posted here for the first time ...

Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:28:45.
Edited on 2008-01-01 at 21:29:08 by Longshadow

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: uhhh ...


^    May be unaware of how correct he might be ...

<    Is only aware that her brain is marinated in alcohol at the moment ...

v    Is unaware that someone nearby is secretly in love with them ...


Posted on 2008-01-01 at 12:49:02.

Topic: EXTREME Sports
Subject: Ice Jousting?


two vehicles with BIG spears welded on the front make a run at each other on a sheet of ice. Kinda puts the skids on "chickening out"...

Posted on 2007-12-30 at 06:20:28.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: Agrees!


Kule gift! How big is it?


The motor home, I mean ...

Posted on 2007-12-30 at 06:15:25.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: From belief to scotch?


belief begets:

faith

Posted on 2007-12-30 at 06:14:05.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Ohhhh!


The 'Stang, for certain and for sure!


Water skiing or snow skiing?

Posted on 2007-12-30 at 06:11:20.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: iuck!


... named Dull Blade ...

Posted on 2007-12-30 at 06:09:12.

Topic: Getting to know you
Subject: irgot


that means that, as one of the first few, I get to be one of the command staff, right?

Posted on 2007-12-24 at 04:35:53.

Topic: Santa Baby...
Subject: 4 watt?


So Utan can knock it off with his golf ball "a la Willie Tell"?

I wanna I-Poddy Milli-Micro-Nano

Posted on 2007-12-24 at 04:32:08.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: irgeaux


brilliant!

Posted on 2007-12-24 at 04:27:20.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: irg ...


... but only because ...

Posted on 2007-12-24 at 04:23:07.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: cold or versus?


Cold

Posted on 2007-12-23 at 04:03:33.

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Done!


All Jedi everywhere will remain forever in existence, but forever dead, in a world with no absolutes.


I wish that Brittney, Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole, et. al. would get their collective ducks in a row, drop their destroyed careers, and "to a nunnery go, and quickly" ...

Posted on 2007-12-23 at 03:59:46.

 


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