Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: hands off ...
Easy. electric.
I provide my own gas on a regular basis ...
innies or outies?
Posted on 2008-04-22 at 18:17:51.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: yah, but ...
^ is correct, but compare applauds. No contest.
< is always correct
V used to be correct, but not any more
Posted on 2008-04-22 at 18:11:37.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Why, oh why, indeed?
They are not -- "magically" delicious, that is. That is a campaign of propaganda designed to get people to try a product sprinkled with "taste-good" compounds that cause a desire for more of the product. These chemicals have the effect of permanently sterilizing the consumer and are the result of a concerted effort toward zero-population-growth ...
Do clams really have arms and legs?
Posted on 2008-04-22 at 18:04:05.
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Topic: Having the WORST day, in 3 sentences
Subject: Nah!
The fact that I can complain simply means I have the energy to waste on it. So I don't have one foot in the grave yet ...
a win? Not going for that. Just adding a one of my bad days to the mix. I'm sure others may have worse days than that ...
Posted on 2008-04-22 at 03:34:22.
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Topic: Having the WORST day, in 3 sentences
Subject: Just recently ...
During a heart check, a 95% blockage of the Left Anterior Descending artery was found (supplies blood to the heart muscle and is called the Widowmaker Vein).
Immediate catheterization surgery to implant stent and open blockage, thereby preventing an imminent heart attack (did I mention I hate doctors?).
Found out I am allergic to two of the three heart medications they prescribed (results pending) ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 23:01:04.
Edited on 2008-04-21 at 23:02:17 by Kuriosaki
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Easy
Wellll, squares can be stable or they can be made to be unstable, and so they need roots to hold 'em steady ...
While Philo could have been speaking of trigonometric ratios, the actual reason for no triangle roots is simply that triangles are inherently stable and cannot be made unstable. Therefore they need no roots. As for circle roots? Philo was mostly right: A circle has no beginning or end, therefore it has no origination. So it has no roots to start with or to use, much less anything to make roots with (other than the ephemeral idea of it's root being itself and therefore an inconsistent constant)...
(staying with the math theme)
Why logarithmic, but not brickarithmic or plastarithmic?
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 22:44:27.
Edited on 2008-04-21 at 22:51:29 by Kuriosaki
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: I already qualify for
The latter. I'll stick with what works.
Periodic unexplained bouts of extreme ecstasy or random vivid flashes of inspirational insight?
(no, no drugs allowed)
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 22:30:07.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Will continue the fish story ...
^ Didn't qualify as one of the Squids because of a Crabby nature ...
< Is Sole-ly responsible for his singing outa Tuna ...
V Is not someone you would want as Anemone ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 22:22:14.
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Topic: EXTREME Sports
Subject: interesting, that.
It may have been the precursor for Portugese Man-o-War Hat Modeling competition(s).
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:59:22.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: sniff
It returns an genetically-engineered cold virus three feet long ...
I feed it an (THE?) Illudium Q-37 Explosive Space Modulatorrrr
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:54:35.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Whoa!
I'd rather love and not tell -- no, wait. Be loved and not know ... Ummm, can I just NOT love and NOT tell?
be forever intelligent and indecisive, or clueless and always absolutely certain?
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:48:31.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Gave it up for Lint ...
... exposing fuzzy navel ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:43:35.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Roit!
^ Prolly wants Miley Cyrus for Veep ...
< Didn't have a haddock until I read the last two pages to catch up ...
V Is entered in the next Fish-Slapping Invitational ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:38:30.
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Topic: What is in the Bag of EternalStench
Subject: It is my understanding ...
... that the bag holds a small (a.k.a. tiny, minute, miniscule) amount of refined, reduced, recycled, and resublimated essence of tarrasque dung, wayyyy down in one of the deep corners ...
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:31:12.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Duh!
Cuzz-a you-tric izz-a no funny no more ...
If you're rowing upstream in a canoe and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes would it take to patch the doghouse?
Posted on 2008-04-21 at 07:22:20.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: amjsd
... in all its ...
Posted on 2008-04-11 at 03:01:38.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: As a wanna-be-daoist ...
I would choose option one (1, the first, primary, before any/all others) ... But, the decision(s) having been made, I wouldn't necessarily be bound to abide by them ...
Size of a grape, or color of a punkin?
Posted on 2008-04-11 at 02:59:57.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: nope
^ Won't get that referral, cause of the fur stuff ...
< Has the perfect job, wherein he works for self, enjoys job, has no set hours, and makes 5-figgers/month (usually)
V Is just plain lost.
Posted on 2008-04-11 at 02:51:07.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: woeruih
... thus revealing his ...
Posted on 2008-04-11 at 02:44:45.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Staumps-atta-purr-er-er-er ...
^ is probably cat-is-tropically fuzzy with long finner-claws
< I grauwls at pheer, 'acause it has lotsa teeth and sharpie claw-thingies
v is trying to genetically engineer a dog that looks like a cat for the purpose of infiltration and destruction ...
Posted on 2008-04-08 at 05:53:20.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: gleep!
... uncovered toes, that ...
Posted on 2008-04-08 at 05:44:05.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: hmmm
Live. If it's forever, bonus! Why die trying to prove a point?
Rediscovering the wonderment of childhood or reliving your childhood?
Posted on 2008-04-08 at 05:40:06.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Wahllll ...
I'm feed-um da darned ol' mahckina. No got-um wish to corrupt and no-wannum try corrupt any ...
Get body-checked by two basketball players or by two hockey players (regardless of team, Lysk!)
Posted on 2008-04-07 at 05:27:33.
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Topic: Things to do in a Asda/Wal-Mart
Subject: Orrr ...
Pretend you're a pinball and ricochet (hard) off people in the aisles as if the were the bumpers in a pinball game. The number of points racked up per bounce is equal to the age of the "bumpee" ...
Throw down patches of fake vomit on the floor, then go back and add some patches of the genuine stuff. Then call for a "Cleanup on Aisle ..."
Hot-wire the battery of the handicap carts to the handles to fry the hands of the "rude" riders ...
Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:28:40.
Edited on 2008-04-05 at 02:30:26 by Kuriosaki
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Hey!
No fair racially-profiling the bears!
Mom. Dad's dead. Don't wanna be any closer to that ...
250 punds and happy or 150 pounds and still wondering why your not ...
Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:19:57.
Edited on 2008-04-05 at 02:20:35 by Kuriosaki
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