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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: hmmm


it "urps" out a stuffed, full-growed replica of Grugg.

*scoops up the carrots and dumps them in the "out" slot ...*

Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:15:29.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: oh, yeah?


^ Gets a cat slingshotted (slingshat?) at him from the group partaking of Kuriosaki ...

< Hates cats. Particaularly those who have partaken of bits and pieces of himself, regardless of who carved them off him ...

V wonders if food for thought needs to be heated before serving ...

Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:10:56.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: ;pj


BIG ones that ...

Posted on 2008-04-05 at 02:03:45.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Do I dare?


Nae Vellint, because ...

Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:37:24.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: ummm?


Since a pen uses ink, I would have both regardless of which one I chose ...

(unless you meant PENCIL or ink?) Then I'd have to say pencil ...

Slapping a bear or a crocodile?
(old cajun joke ...)

Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:35:26.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: stares


^ Doesn't (know us), but should really put an effort into getting there. It's worth it. (and I'm humble, too.)

< Wonders when Brad Pitt and George Clooney will stop running off with all the good-ooking women ...

v Swings cats by their tails for New Years noisemakers ...


Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:29:59.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: 'pajerdf


... and it sgorks out a leetle, teeny black cat with triskadecaphobia ...

I feed it the cat ...

Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:21:37.
Edited on 2008-04-04 at 04:22:14 by Kuriosaki

Topic: EXTREME Sports
Subject: Oh, yeah!


and Cactus-Snorfling ...

Posted on 2008-04-04 at 04:18:49.

Topic: EXTREME Sports
Subject: or ...


A tanning competition or invitational (on super-sized charcoal grills) ...

Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:53:07.
Edited on 2008-04-03 at 00:53:39 by Kuriosaki

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: and


You suddenly feel the sensation of something soft and multicolored tickling your behinder-region ...


I feed it a box of 64 Crayola Crayons ...

Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:46:45.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: asdisi


^doesn't seem to realize a sail needs a mast that will stand on it's own.

< doesn't need a 10-foot pole to touch anything ...

V is still trying to figure out why electricians wrap hamsters in duct tape ...

Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:36:31.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: for me, simple ...


das 88 hamburglers. Then I'd drive to the horsepiddle to be ready in case of a massive coronary from the sudden cholesterol build-up ...

Suffer from a sudden case of tunnel-vision or a sudden case of dyslexia?


Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:28:25.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: and


It spits out eggy-weggs with shells that have all kinds of sharp angles ...

I feed it a one-pound block of compressed white pepper ...

Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:22:04.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: grkkk!


And they did.

Posted on 2008-04-03 at 00:18:16.

Topic: How Creative is your Mind?
Subject: Okay ...


53%

Evidently I's not as synesthetic as I thunk I wuz ...





Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:53:42.
Edited on 2008-04-02 at 08:01:57 by Kuriosaki

Topic: The Cannibal Quiz
Subject: hmmm ...


Drasia, 'twould be interesting to see who would be left (and how much would be left) if we were trapped together ...

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:40:03.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 'k'k


. knave Ellint says,

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:36:44.

Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Ahem!


^ hottie who deserves to meet me, and would greatly benefit by it ...

> practices narcissism in front of his bathroom mirror

v is secretly breeding Grugg look-alikes ...

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:33:37.

Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Having experienced both ...


I'd say walking in on yer folks. Wouldn't do to have them find out you're practicing the same depraved techniques that you saw them performing ...

Lose your "favored" foot at the ankle or your "most-used" hand at the wrist?

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:24:05.
Edited on 2008-04-02 at 07:26:24 by Kuriosaki

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: ummm ...


It lobs out two emerald shoe-horns and a jar of vaseline ...

I feed it a trio of tribbles ...

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:18:46.

Topic: Worst Gaming Clichés
Subject: Scottish dwarves?


Dinna' 'amember hearin' tha' oxxent ye're labbin' aboot.

All the dwarves in campaigns I have been in had a southern drawl or a 'New Yahk' twang ...


Posted on 2008-04-02 at 07:06:59.

Topic: Tom Cruise Joining 'Star Trek' cast?
Subject: According to ...


Majel Barret and Leonard Nimoy, the words "Tom Cruise" are no longer in the vocabulary of the remaining "old school" members of the Star Trek frahchise ...

Kinda puts the damper on the Spock/Cruise encounter, eh? ...

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 06:52:40.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: ummm ...


... navel lint galaxies.

Posted on 2008-03-26 at 04:43:40.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: -_- -_-


... speaking paradoxically, is ...

Posted on 2008-03-23 at 00:18:12.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Ah!


... and it spits out the corpse of Marilyn Monroe in tie-dye colors.

I feed it Babylon 5 ...

Posted on 2008-03-23 at 00:13:11.

 


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