I stand corrected

Gib has really let himself go during the off-season. He and Ch'dau are going to need an 80's montage workout session.

Which, of course, I'm all for.

That link leads to a non-existent page

I need my back to not hurt every morning. Halp.

I had a great time

He psychologically tortured me in my PMs for months, saying something was going to happen to my character before she was kidnapped and tortured. IIIIII was the one who suggested the brainwashing and ultimately the betrayal of my friends and people I genuinely care about.

I'm sure that's tooooootally not going to happen this time.

Omg, how did you know?!?!!

For the record, that was not how it happened, but omg Alacrity "first come first stabbed"

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy. We need Davena to win, jeez.

*Siobhan punches me with her weak ass right hook*

Oh wait, yeah, 15 person party, let's do it! Attack the ghoul baby!

Roguebuckler! YAY!

Re: Hull smash!: yeeeeeeeeeees!

Re: More Bites!: Double yeeeeeeeeees!

Aaahhh, so cool!

Wow, I love complicated antagonists.

Very excited to learn more about those two!

Can you guys just give me ONE SECOND to raise this dead squirrel and make it take the dart damage?

Rogues are fun. This game was my first experience with a rogue and she got kidnapped, tortured, brainwashed, and impregnanted with a demon baby, so it was a huge success!

Gotta watch out for those High Priestesses, they'll getchya.

Wasn't ready to do a spittake, but here we are.

Olan has a PHB, but I should warn you, as he did NOT warn me, the cover is a little NSFW. And I was at W when I pulled the file up.

Some real normal stuff happened to the last rogue. We could probably use another one of those.

Wooo welcome! Can't wait to get into this game with everyone!

I almost added that bit about Kith being a good girl now to the end of my post, and ended up deleting it. But it's true.

Or the facelicks! I mean, if they can't handle the facelicks, I can't work with them.

Also, the torture is over. As per the very healthy foundation of that relationship, Kith has established firm boundaries, lying relentlessly about how the baby hates it.

Ugh, I'm going to have to remind myself that I'm the one making myself impatient, waiting to learn more about her.

Wouldn't it be better to ease them in with a couple jabs here and there before mentioning the nipply book?

You know, trick them.

Just don't show them this *gestures to the entirety of this recruitment thread* and you should be fine.

Omg, just give Kith some Tylenol, jeez.

Aaaand, can't wait to get at that Morgana! *stabby stabby stab stab*

. . . and then learn her secreeeeetssss . . .

Arduous, but effective.

Get those bites, Olan! Fresh meat for the death god!

I had never played a rogue before this either but now she's one of my favorite characters. I love her so much. Just gotta watch out for that whole being kidnapped, brainwashed, and impregnated with a devil-spawn thing. Classic roguish folly 

You can dig through that Audalis tab at the top of the page for info on the world--geography, countries, religions, different organizations, etc.

Have fun!

EDIT: Whoops, Eol beat me to it haha

You are probably right. Seems fun there.

Another thing! Totally forgot I wanted Kith to warn them of the shades that pop out at different angles when the dolls attack! Maybe she'll just whisper it sweetly as they head up the stairs.

And another thing! So, for real this time, if one of these characters die in HC2: Corruption Harder, we're retconning the absolute shit out of it, yes? And just heading back to Meadowbrook as one totally normal little family? Just making sure we're on the same sheet of parchment here.

EDIT: AND ONE MORE THING, I had to look up what a turret room was because I couldn't figure out why there would be bookshelves in a room with a turret gun and omg Adedre has a turret gun room? I've been adequately mollified lol anywaaaaay to the turret room!