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I love Lightning Bolts

Based upon I love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Saw a demon standing by the mouth of a cave,
Knew I should be scared but I made my save,
It's magic resistance's strong,
But my spell list's really long,
And I knew it wouldn't be long before he'd be fighting me.
Yeah, me.
And I knew it wouldn't be long before he'd be fighting me.
Yeah, me.
 

 

Singing I love Lightning Bolts,
And throw another Fireball at me baby,
I love Lightning Bolts
So come along and cast another a cone of cold on me.
 

 

It smiles when I cast Binding and called its name.
"That's not what it is," he said, "And that's a shame."
I think I'll take your soul,
So you'd better make a roll,
Or next thing you'll be coming home with me.
Yeah, me.
Or next thing you'll be coming home with me.
Yeah, me.
 

 

Singing I love Lightning Bolts,
And throw another Fireball at me baby,
I love Lightning Bolts
So come along and cast another a cone of cold on me.
 

 

I think I'll take your soul,
So you'd better make a roll,
Or next thing you'll be coming home with me.
Yeah, me.
Or next thing you'll be coming home with me.
Yeah, me.
Singing I love Lightning Bolts,
And throw another Fireball at me baby,
I love Lightning Bolts
So come along and cast another a cone of cold on me.



Thanks to Roger (Alacrity) Briant for this contribution!