Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Is that really a question? lol
Kettle corn. It is so warm and tasty and wonderful. Like putting little crunchy bits of awesome directly into my mouth.
Quality or convienence?
Posted on 2008-07-25 at 12:20:08.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Sppooookie
Graveyards because it is intrensically spooky and doesn't need a random guy jumping out attempting to startle you and say that is fear.
Cyberpunk or Shadowrun?
Posted on 2008-07-24 at 15:38:36.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: LMao
It spits out a tape of Strawberry Shorcake goes to the Big Apple City! It chronicles Strawberry Shortcake's trip to Big Apple City so she can compete in a baking contest at ...
I feed it a binder full of my spanish homework and a an angst ridden emo teen with acne problems.
Posted on 2008-07-24 at 12:50:36.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Dur
Honey because of it's inate ability to help reduce allergies and I live in the south.. where we infact walk on things that cause allergy problems.
Chupacabra or Bigfoot?
Posted on 2008-07-24 at 00:54:17.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Easy
Drunken Rufie Fruity Coercion.
Why do they add a stinky smell to propane gas?
Posted on 2008-07-24 at 00:52:20.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: 123456789
from which he
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 17:06:38.
Edited on 2008-07-23 at 17:07:18 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Wohoo
Triangles cause if you bend them right they can have 180deg or 270deg... where as circles can only have 360deg.
Spades or Hearts?
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 17:04:57.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Big apple city!
It spits out a tape of Strawberry Shorcake goes to the Big Apple City! It chronicles Strawberry Shortcake's trip to Big Apple City so she can compete in a baking contest at "the little theater off Times Pear." Strawberry's journey, however, is in jeopardy due to the constant interference of the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak, who is her only competition in the bake-off. The Pieman counts on his kohlrabi cookies and a little trickery to beat Strawberry and her famous shortcake.
I feed it a fat man in a little coat and a Lime Chili flavor with Shrimp Instant Lunch ramen.
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 15:48:11.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: All roads lead..
M=1000 C=100.
MCsquared = 1210000 = the number of breaths a human takes in 4 months. Very scientific and also very nifty.
Why is the good ice (you know which one is good) only avaliable in the worst restaurants?
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 15:42:36.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: oooooh
Right, left tends to kill you two (or so) years earlier. Something about not being able to use normal scissors.
Up or down?
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 15:35:19.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Its MAGIC!
You are! It's called "break" a new synthetic drug created by a government program designed to heighten awareness. All it really does is make you really really nervous, jittery, and paranoid. Your on it all day, every day. But don't worry, the odds are only 4 to 1 that you will stare at the airvents all day wondering if they are gasing you... or watching you... or listening to you... or restructuring your dna with special nanomachines riding on air molecules.
I wish I could take a nap on command.
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 15:33:29.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Crying over spilled milk.
Melven is smiling as he walks into the giant chamber. As he jingles toward his hopefully new employer he glances at the tear streaked draconic drow and whispers "Past tragedies or imminent death aren't worth cryin over when dealing with someone who eats people on a regular basis."
He flashes some comfort into his already convivial smile and then turns toward the dragon.
Stretching out his arms in a greeting the gnome gives a big smile and a profunctory bow as he says "Ah it is a pleasure to finally see you your... errr ah Highness Prince K'halen Diri Seithe. I am sure we can come to a more than equitable arrangement in a err ahh... timely fashion. As for initial payment, I think the 842 gold each along with the cattle they... um.. we are bound to bring back would suffice."
Melven starts to shift his weight back and forth from foot to foot as he begins the more precarious of statements "As for the emm... future dealings well.. ya see.. well.. Say we go out and loot and plunder right. Well, then we bring this back to you so that you can have a quarter of our hard earned umm.. gatherings. I mean, we err umm... incur all these expenses hauling this food and such for your eemm Magesty. Well, what I'm tryin to say is um. Besides avoiding our immediate and painful death what would we be getting outa the deal that we couldn't get ourselves umm yer Mightyness?" A big consiliatory smile still plastered on his face, trying to look as contrite as possible while waiting for an answer.
Posted on 2008-07-23 at 13:06:12.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: OUchies
Acid bath.. sand gets everywhere.. and to think of it being pushed those places by high powered air doom is terrible.
Thumb tacs or paper clips?
Posted on 2008-07-22 at 13:04:17.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Tada
It was! It was just never aired because it was found to be too far fetched and at the same time most unentertaining episode ever made (barely beating out XFiles: The case of the extremely slow drying paint).
I wish to find rest and relaxation while being entertained.
Posted on 2008-07-22 at 13:02:56.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Riiiiiight.
Darnit took too long. Got beat.
Here is the new answer to the new question:
(obvious lie)
No because bullets have no hands to open the front door of the galaxy when it reaches it... would just bounce around inside.
(real answer)
Technically since there is no atmosphere it is already in outer space (and with no oxygen you could not fire it in the first place.). But I don't think that is what you are actually asking. I think you mean, would it just fly straight out from the Moon because there is no atmosphere to slow it down? And the answer to that is probably not because there is still a gravitational pull from the moon's gravity. Theoretically it would depend upon the speed and current weight of the bullet though, along with the angle of trajectory. Last time I checked I think the escape velocity of the Moon was about umm.. 2.4 km/s (as opposed to the earth 11.somthing km/s). It can get really complicated though because it is in relation to another galactic body. But anyway, since the fastest standard bullet flies at about 1200 mi/s (or 1.2 km/s) then it is generally safe to say that:
No a bullet wouldn't escape the gravitational pull of the Moon if fired from the surface.
*ooops forgot my question*
Why do they put rewetting drops for contacts in the exact same bottles as contact cleaner?
(btw the latter burns like the fires of hell if you put it in your eyes.. so umm. don't.)
Posted on 2008-07-22 at 12:38:33.
Edited on 2008-07-22 at 12:56:41 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: message
It spits out a rotten bucket of popcorn that smells strangly like almonds.
I feed it an alcohol swab and written consent to dance with impunity.
Posted on 2008-07-22 at 12:32:27.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Poity
Red Stilettos. Just not on me. More of on a woman. With nice legs. And no intent to hurt me with them.
Prehensile tail or the ability to fly?
Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:42:39.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Ooooh
Granted: It is beamed directly to your TV in a digital format... that your TV cannot process. In fact, it has the nasty side effect of causing your tv to smell like wet dog.
I wish I knew how to make the best BBQ ever... EVER!
Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:41:25.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: The evolution of the Bee
Actually, that is a common misconception. Bumble bees are, in fact, repelled from the ground. Long ago the ancient bumblebees were solitary creatures that Could fly.. and that was with wings much larger than the poor excuses they have today. During those ancient days there lived many more land based predators. Whenever a bee would land it would almost immediately be eaten.
This one bumblebee decided that he would create a great city above the evil ground where it would be safe from insects. So he build himself a small home. He prospered greatly until... one day, while he was away his home was destroyed. He cried and cried over his lost home and how if only he had someone there to protect it then they both could have lived in peace. A passing bee heard his cries and his lament and he too was a smart bee. Understanding dawned and he came to the first bee's aid. Together they created a much bigger house in the trees. One would watch after the house while the other was away. And together they prospered greatly.
Until one day Bee2 was off flying and B1 was on guard and he fell asleep. Their little house was once again ransacked and knocked to the ground. B1 saving himself at the last second by waking up during the fall. When B2 came back he saw the wreckage and asked what happened. B1 told him how he had fallen asleep and how they really needed more bee's to help guard so that they didn't have to be awake all the time. B2 agreed because he too was very tired. So they went out searching for more bees to help them and many bees saw the brilliance in the idea of a hanging house and came to help. And together the bees prospered greatly.
Until one day the house became to crowded, noone knew what was going on. Everyone was fussing and fighting. There were just too many bees and no organization. And during all the fighting and pushing and pulling to get in and out of the doors... the house fell, smashing on the ground, killing many bees. The surviving ones cried and cried, mourning the loss of their bee brothers. "Why, oh why couldn't we be organized? This would have never happened if we would have had a leader!" And so that day the bee's decided to have a leader, someone who was born to lead. They would have a Queen. On the recreation of the house a queen larva was laid, and shortly after she was born. She was fed special jelly designed to help her lead and she was taught everything she would need to know. And the house that decided to have the queen thrived greatly.
Until one day, the queen's bees were out collecting and a great wave of killer wasps decended upon the workers. Hundreds of thousands were slaughtered and upon hearing this the queen wept. "Why?! we have learned to stay away from the evil ground. We have stuck to our wings, Why oh why can we not find peace?" They could not fly through the air and they could not walk on the ground, there was only one option left. To stay in their house forever, but to do this they must have supplies and resources. They must go and collect this food and we must have a place to store it! We must make us able to live on our own! So the bees began to forage and expand on their home. They collected everything they could find, all the fruits and berries and even the pollen from the flowers. The bees expanded on their houses and made much storage space for all their food. They would outlast the evils outside with their loving family in this new house... in this Hive. Once they had filled their huge house with food, all of them came inside and lived. They were free from the predators of the ground and air. They were safe. And this hive with their queen prospered greatly.
Until one day, many generations later, the bees ran out of their carefully stored food. The bees, only knowing this life of hiveboundness didn't know about the air attacks or of the ground beasts that killed. They broke from their hive, ripe with hunger and they saw the air and the ground and their instincts kicked in. A fear so powerful that it would drive them into the skies, that it would make them band together, submit themselves unquestioningly to one ruler, and create great structures in which to live. They immediately jumped off of their hive and flapped their wings mightily, but they had lost their ability to fly generations ago. Their wings had shrunk and their muscles bred out. As they plumeted toward their most feared enemy the true power of the hive emerged. The hive mind. The bees feared the ground so much that their community banded in mind to save them. With the power of hundreds of thousands of minds working together as one the bees were repelled from the ground. They zipped off into the air... and whenever they neared the ground all they had to do was glance at it once and they would be propelled once again. Thus the "flight" of the modern bee was born.
The End.
Why does electricity only shock you if your grounded?
Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:36:59.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Totally easy
Snow White. She lives with 7 guys... you know she puts out. As for Rapunzel, heck with that. At best she grows her hair out for a bagillion years and then just think of all the insane costs associated with that.
Scifi or Fantasy? (has this been asked?)
Posted on 2008-07-21 at 19:00:54.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Melven
The gnome performs a quick perfunctory bow with the attempted grace of someone far less gnomish than he and says "It is a pure pleasure to meet you lady T'puuli Drathir'anon. And now that the pleasantries are over, we can get down to the dirty stuff. Lets go see his riches beyond our imagination and why, probably, he can't leave his own horde."
Melven walks toward the drow, spearing another slice or two of gravied meat as he moves past the proffered tray. The jingles from his buckles cease as he stops beside T'puuli. As he waits the only sound he makes is the sound of his chewing.
Posted on 2008-07-21 at 12:45:32.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: OOoh good question
That isn't really a fair question. Simple is hands down Xbox because they are different generation consoles. The correct comparison is Xbox vs PS2. This is the one that is really rough. The Xbox had amazing features and a good solid set of games but I think I will have to go with the PS 2. It just had a better set of games and you didn't have to buy an extra bit to play DVD's. I really hated that extra 30$ I had to spend for that damn remote. (And it had Final Fantasy.)
Now, the NEXT generation is a harder choice.
Colored contacts or colored hair?
Posted on 2008-07-18 at 12:55:45.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Yay Vampires
Like vampires of the soul they are. This "Solar power" is really just a shortened "Soular power" They did't want to freak people out with the knowledge that these giant mirrors suck out the souls of the individuals who get near them. Not enough for you to notice but enough to power these facilities. They call it "Free power" because noone knows how much the soul pieces are worth... Eh we make more people every day... it is atleast renewable.
Why is it that the better something smells the better it tastes?
Posted on 2008-07-18 at 12:51:41.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Because you didn't specify!
Dino! Cause he is a lovable purple dinosaur that yips and licks your face off the flinstones. Ahh. how wonderful it is.
Chamber pot or communal porta-poty?
Posted on 2008-07-17 at 23:31:47.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Weee Word play!
On the down side they went to jail for illegal possesion of firearms but on the bright side they became great topiarists.
Why is grooming your mate still a standard practice? (just cuddling in bed and then they pull a damn grey hair out and your like WTF!?!?!)
Posted on 2008-07-17 at 23:28:19.
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