Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Congratz
You are now all "Being John Malcovich"ed inside the head of a small colorful viper snake. Your moving back and forth, thraveling through the forest when you come across an evil animal squatting on your land. To protect yourself you strike, infecting the victim with powerful venom. That victim is your human body and you can feel the powerful neurotoxins flowing through your veins. Congratulations, you just killed yourself.
I wish a tree didn't fall and hit my car last night.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:35:55.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Avoiding the obvious wet cat reference.
Because the creator of the original sink was an avid cat lover and he decided to make it the perfect dementions, angles, and smoothness for cats of all kinds. It fits them perfectly and yet you can get them out quickly with the turn of a nob. Simple and efficient.
Why do normal dinner forks have 4 tongs?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:30:39.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Obligatory Subject
Everyone should bow
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 00:27:45.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Thanks!
It spits out a thank you letter detailing the use of the shoe as a home for abandoned pets and how You with your complete donation are eligable at a chance for a possibility to win 10,000,000$ Fill out the information with your orderform below.
I feed it an empty bottle and a Corrupted wish.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 00:26:28.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: huh
I am sure
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 16:44:24.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Yes, without "A" class.. You are classless.
"frigging." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. 11 Jun. 2008. Dictionary.com http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frigging.
Congratulations. You no longer have to give ANY sex for gas... but now it costs everybody 50$ a gallon. Maybe you shoulda just stayed with frigging for the good of everyone.
I wish the French didn't act so French.
(No offense intended to any French people out there on this site. The offense was only intended for French people who do not ever view this message.)
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 16:16:20.
Edited on 2008-06-11 at 16:17:31 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Melven
The gnome finishes placing all the metal pieces into a small box in the back of the cart labeled "Metal Scrap size 3-7" in common and wipes the sweat off of his brow. "Whew, well this is interesting." says the gnome as he pulls out a warn and faded hide map. Unfolding the well oiled skin onto the ground he takes a few steps around it and adjusts it direction to match north correctly.
"It SHOULD be around here, but I don't see it." He scans the upper forest horizon until he sees the huge rusted metal framework hulking over the trees. "Yes, well there it is. Why didn't you tell me it was right there?" The gnome makes a tsk tsk clicking sound with his tongue as he shakes his head disapprovingly at the small furry rodent who had taken up residence on the uppermost corner of the map. The weasel just returns his gaze until the small man says "Well, if there isn't anything else you don't want to tell me Itzie then I believe it is time to go. Get up there" The weasel skitters onto the cart and into a box labeled "Weasel: Itzienad Gralphendastie" located directly behind the small padded seat the gnome had first dismounted.
With a series of grunts and groans the Gnome refolded the skin and set out to climbing the very small metal handholds into the normal-sized cart. "Well then, we're off." with a snap of the reigns the horses began their slow plodding steps and the wheels began, once again, to squeek terribly.
With a distasteful glance down at the weasel the gnome quickly says "Why didn't you oil those things while we were stopped? I swear, I don't know why I even bother... Do it next time we stop though, I would hate for the wheel to break."
The gnome beings leading the cart toward the large metal monolith. ((and by happenstance toward the party and the cattle)) As he approaches he doesn't even bother to look at much around him... Seemingly too busy singing "OH IIII'mm a Cheese Monger at heart and I don't stray my seed, I'll take what I get if I find the need. I travelled to StrandHeim, and once along they way, met a fine little dairy lass, on a fine airy day...."
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 16:02:57.
Edited on 2008-06-11 at 16:07:03 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: ^^^
sidesaddle or do
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 15:23:35.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: I love me.
Granted! Tonight you will feel the uncontrollable urge to dress like a hooker. Your mind will see everything in the most gutteral way possible. You will make inappropriate jokes about people's sexual tastes and you just might sleep with a few random people just so they might like you better. (Lol... sorry but you asked for it)
I wish I had a nickle for every time someone said "I wish I had a nickle..."
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 15:21:54.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: simple!
Because they eat beans for breakfast and for this moral and ethical breach they have been punished with the inability to say "Hamburger" correctly. (They deserve much worse for their crimes! They got off easy!)
Why do people think they can make a foreigner understand their language if they just slow down and yell loudly?
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 12:30:08.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: hmm
I wonder if
Posted on 2008-06-11 at 12:25:46.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: lol
It gives you the ebola virus.
I feed it my thoughts on using your imagination as cold hard facts.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 18:50:43.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Easy to me
One great white.. you might get lucky and die in the first bite or two. I would hate to be ripped apart in nickle size chunks until they finally made it to an important part.
Trip someone who is faster in front of a rampaging bear or hope that it just goes away? (You don't know them btw)
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:31:22.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: lmao
It gives you back your first born.
I give it chili paste.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 17:23:32.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: OOoh good question
Chinese, because Dim Sum is the greatest thing on the planet. Dumplings... are... good.
Pain from love or Pleasure from hate?
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 15:04:10.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: ewww again.
Once in awhile
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 15:00:31.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Ooooh
Amid grunts, groans, and moans the machine spits out a case of used condoms one at a time and at the end a heated massage pad.
I am inserting a dollar bill and a button for selecting a coke in a normal vending machine.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 14:54:33.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: You can!
You can pay your debts with dandelions! All you have to do is sell enough of them. I belive a pound of dried leaves goes for $9.50. It is used as a way for your liver to increase bile processing and with wieght loss. Just takes alot of them.
I wish I had all the toys.
Posted on 2008-06-10 at 14:48:09.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: mhm.
It spits the pictures back out with all the hidden ninjas circled with a red marker. As one would expect, they are all in positions poised to strike.
I pour in toasted pinenuts and a photocopy of a secretaries buttocial region.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:44:55.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: ZDAY!
You will when the zombie plague comes you and your old comrades will rise again to eat the brains of the living. Ahh.. teamwork is sweet... sweetbread sweet.
I wish people had to qualify for the ability to have babies, otherwise they would be sterile.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:41:33.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Like the toy!
^ Giggles whenever touched
< says stupid TV quotes from obscure shows
V wishs they knew who said "Please help us save our craps!"
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:29:19.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: I feed it the pile of invoices
After processing the invoices it spits out a financial report detailing the gross national product of the island of Eurasia... in triplicate, including TPS reports with thumb tabs.
I feed it a chill pill.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:21:42.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Ahhsawww
a Chinese philosopher
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:13:35.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Submarines
Depends on my mood. At Subway I want a cold sub. I go there for lunchmeats or tuna ect... If I want something tastywarmsamichstyle then I go to Firehouse subs and get a "Hero" fully involved. Which, as a separate bit of advice, is very good with a sweet hot sauce.
Hot or Teriyaki?
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:09:02.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Slaves!
It comes with the standard Mii inside of it( as a point, the standard Mii is a little piece of "Fake" soul) which powers it through "blood, sweat, and tears." Thankfully, though, as soon as people start using it they create other Miis (By placing a piece of their soul in the machine through the use of a lookalike" to help share the workload. Therefore, the more people who use the Wii power it with more Miis. The moral of the story is that you create slaves of your own to play games. You are a terrible person.
Why do Non-smokers feel the need to rip away the small happinesses of smokers?
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 17:00:56.
Edited on 2008-06-09 at 17:03:02 by EvolutionJ
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