Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: The singing
((I don't know how much of this is seen and how much isn't... so take it with a grain of salt))
The singing abruptly stops but a loud mumbling takes its place. ((Need a roll on how long these still bleeding kobold corpses have been here. I'm not very savvy when it comes to dead things))
A Small man, about four hundred yards back from where the party has come from, dismounts his cart and begins checking kobold bodies for signs of life... or anything edible. His clothing, covered in belt buckles, shackles, ties, buttons, and clasps clinks and jingles with every movement. His clean shaven face reveals his gnomish features as much as his everpresent and rather loud mutterings expose his lack of experience.
He pokes a massacred Kobold with a metal rod saying something along the lines of "Silly kobolds just laying here, don't they know SOME people have to work! Just like their kind to laze about when there is things to be done." He suddenly whirls about, thrusting his rod towards the back of his cart shouting "YOU!". On top of it is perched a small weasel, head inches away from a small pack of sausages. Freezing in its tracks the weasel squeeks as the gnome shouts "Get down here and help me move these lazy kobolds out of the way!" He lays his rod on the seat of the cart as he readies himself to move the dead creatures, all the while talking... "Yes, I know your smaller than they are... why don't you use that spell I taught you then hmm?"
The weasel jumps down from the cart, quickly running through the corpses toward the kobold body the gnome was attempting to drag. The gnome points to the other side of the corpse saying "That side! It doesn't help if you push where I'm pulling." The weasel skitters down to to the feet of the almost raised kobold and proceeds to press his nose up against the dead thing's boot. Immediately the boot is filled with a brilliant light. "Ahh! Not that spell you silly little rodent! How is that going to help hmmm?!" Dropping the kobolds shoulders back to the ground he begins walking back toward the cart as he continues to berate the small weasel about his poor choice in spells.
Posted on 2008-06-09 at 13:34:22.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Melven
A small series of squeeks appear in the background to the west, back from the trail you followed to get here, along with a very faint sound of what appears to be singing. At first it is completely unintelligable but then it becomes much more obvious why. It seems the voice is phasing in and out of multiple different languages. The litany is flowing vitrually effortlessly from common, to gnomish, to elvish, to draconic, and dwarfish.
It makes a rather amazing conglomoration of messy grunts and hisses... something about a lady coming to town to sell her cheese. Who seems to have met some soldiery lad on a road and decided to have a romp. But when she was pulling her dress over her head the lad got up and stole the cheese.
A song that could have possibly been catchy, if it wasn't such a melodic mash of different languages.
Posted on 2008-06-07 at 18:49:29.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Huh?
Neither of those are 8 digits so it wouldn't be binary your are referring to. So... Doesn't matter... umm. The first one.
Bill Gates or Micheal Flately?
Posted on 2008-06-07 at 17:26:42.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: Yay
Retrace
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 17:11:47.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: wow
^must have seen my Cirque Du Soleil act
< was a Sad clown
V was my Sad Panda that I taught how to play Twinkle Twinkle litte star on a set of horns.
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 14:43:39.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: hmm close enough?
Particulate (Sounds the same.. close enough right or do I need to cheat and go like baggett?)
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 14:39:26.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Its all about the Benjamins baby.
Because the older you get the more you value it. And just like money, the more you value it the faster it seems to go until finally just like love you have to let it go to see if it was truly ment to be yours and you die. The real question is:
Does time come back to you after you die?
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 14:34:38.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Another one granted
You are gifted with a hammer, chisel, and the knowledge that "will" is located in the frontal lobe in the cerebral cortex. You can now tap into it any time you wish. If you've got the... guts.
I wish for a chocolate banana.
Posted on 2008-06-06 at 14:28:08.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Tasty either way
On the Cob IF you are refering to corn kernels inside the cornbread. If you are just refering to the ground corn meal necessary to produce cornbread as the "corn" then that changes everything. If cornmeal were the case then cornbread.
Which would you want your people (the peasants of your kingdom) to feel: Fear or Appreciation?
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 15:51:55.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Ewww
Launch an expidition to find the Discworld. On the Discworld there is race of trolls made completely out of different types of rocks. Find a troll is very "free with his/her" affections. Underneath certain strategically places piles of moss on that trolls body, you MAY find these elusive "rock crabs" you speak of. But if not, you will see alot of family jewels.
Why are they "Captain's" waifers?
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 15:43:54.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: I love games
*Darnit Grugg.. beat me to it.* ((Hehehe))
in whole milk
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 15:35:20.
Edited on 2008-06-05 at 15:38:06 by Grugg
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: But wait
You CAN! Since the loss of your first Chocolate Banana stand, you lost your Home! Now you Live in your Brand Newish Chocolate Banana Stand with only a slight smell of dead manbanana outside! Congratulations!
I wish for a boss who understands basic math.
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 12:44:44.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: Cause noone else will
Mime.
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 12:38:09.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: triple word score!
buy a clone
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 00:34:38.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Tasty
Fries an a shake.. specially if it is a Frosty from Wendy's and their OLD school fries.. the ones that were like steak fries. Man those things were great with a frosty.
Spankings or Hugs?
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 00:33:13.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Fair enough!
You turn into a man in a banana suit. Your life is so pitiful and worthless you decide to kill yourself. You blow your brains out in front of the Chocolate Banana stand you work for.. messing up your owner's (And by random chance the only person who was ever nice enough to give you a job) business.
I wish I was able to read people's thoughts.
((Dude, that was disturbing. Next time use the easy one.  -- Grugg))
/Begin Awesome Edit "Maybe I should have added (And then the rats come and you get eaten." Would have made you feel more at home. And now you can say "But, Thats one blue banana." /End Awesome Edit
Posted on 2008-06-05 at 00:30:44.
Edited on 2008-06-05 at 12:40:49 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Heheheh
White, I like my lies big and bold.
Blissfully ignorant or Know that your action caused someone's death?
Posted on 2008-06-04 at 18:43:24.
Edited on 2008-06-04 at 18:46:18 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Really?
That is totally easy. Merciful Beheading. Drawn and quartered could seriously hurt in every way I could possibly think of. But merciful beheading is by definition merciful. And I am a big fan of mercy... specially when it applies to my death.
Able to breath underwater or somehow breathe in space? (and no... for this you magically drown in water if you chose the space thing.)
Posted on 2008-06-04 at 16:48:03.
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Topic: Rhyme time!
Subject: rhyme
That is comedic ... Gold.
Posted on 2008-06-04 at 16:39:53.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Rip it out!
Potatoes because Dan Quaiyle was around when Mr Wizard was on TV. I loved Mr Wizard, he made me want to fill a room with mouse traps and play with pingpong balls.
Brazilian or Tweeze it all?
Posted on 2008-06-04 at 16:32:00.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: So fresh and so clean clean.
They are also white. But a bigger and brighter white from Clorox™. Unfortunately, since they have been bleached then they aren't as strong anymore and so are much easier to unravel. Hence how it is easier to see AND to tear apart a lie the larger it gets.
Why musn't you put sticky tape on hairy places?
Posted on 2008-06-04 at 16:27:31.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Lies
Because they took a normal opera, cleaned out all that dirty italian stuff (Like real emotions and drama) and fed the remains to the American populace. Later, they cleaned out congruency and logic and sent it to Mexico. There was so little actual show left though, they had to show them in Mini-series format instead of the normal hour long segments.
Why does my pepper-grinder always grind either too fine or too coarse, inversily perportionate to what I actually desire?
Posted on 2008-06-03 at 13:42:23.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: I dunno
^ statements could easily be read like Yoda
< enjoys thumping his melons before he buys them *And got owned*
V keeps Rudolph from playing reindeer games.
Posted on 2008-05-30 at 16:00:47.
Edited on 2008-05-30 at 16:25:34 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: What's in an Adventure
Subject: Choices.
The Lair of the Snack Dragon, Snarl.
A thousand years have past since anything has been mildly entertaining. The ages that have past leaching away any enjoyment or mirth. Until now, an original thought, something new. "Choose..." was blown into their minds as if it were breath onto a burning flame. "Seek out others of new flavor. Find me a white lizardman's babe from the eastern desert or a woman who has died from the loss of her beloved alone! Maybe a man who has yet to fulfill his destiny so that I may cut it off and taste certainty unfulfilled. Find me something that has never passed these lips or find yourselves seeing what lies behind them!"
The characters must continue to lead people to their deaths in new and exciting ways to leave the different tastes of emotions in their meat for Snarl or he will devour them instead. Can they keep Snarl entertained until they can vanquish him? Will the Ancient dragon see their growth and snatch them up before they get that far? Or will the characters be too kindhearted and choose a third path hidden at first glance?
Coming soon to a table near you:
The Molten Sands of the Glass Sea
Posted on 2008-05-30 at 15:18:14.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: hehe
shaving your head
Posted on 2008-05-30 at 14:38:54.
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