Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: yup
^ Shaves monkeys for fun
< beats monkeys for fun (Has one frozen and one wet)
V should know the reference.
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:33:19.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: The Drow
The gnome sees the drow step out from the trees and pulls the reigns to stop the cart. His eyes squint on who is before him. "Hmmm.. Dosst... dalharen ph'ssran... mzild dro ((In drow: Your childrend are worth more alive)). Wait, that can't be right." Obviously thinking terribly hard he pulls out a piece of charcoal and starts scratching something onto the woodwork. Looking back up at the Drow he says "Ol zhah yugho ulu thalra dos. Xun naut elgg uns'aa, Usstan tlun ssran mzild dro." ((Translated from drow: It is nice to meet you. Do not kill me, I am worth more alive.))
Not very visibly worried he shifts his weight and the jingling of the buckles and buttons can be heard for miles before he says "That should do it, I think. My father taught me that little tid bit. Course, he taught me it in gnomish which tends to not translate too well into common especially when he is speaking drow IN gnomish. Not his fault really, he pieced it together from a few meetings I think. Does it work well? Why are you here? Did you kill those kobolds? Are you going to drink my blood? Am I going to die?"
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 13:01:48.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: lol
^ won't be avenged by me.
< feels terrible about it.
v will comfort ^ and < with cookies.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:18:46.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Behind door #3 IS!?!?
You hear gears begin to whine and squeek. The entire machine shudders and then stops all together. After a moment smoke starts to swirl out of the DVM (Demonic Vending Machine)'s input slot. Within 10 minutes the door swings open and an man comes in. He walks up to the smoking machine and then turns to stare at you. He seems very dissapointed but decides not to say anything. Instead he leave and in just a moment comes back in wheeling a completely new DVM. Within a short time he switches the DVM on with a switch that doesn't actually seem to be there. Humming to life it awaits someone to input a new item.
Congrats, for your glue stick you got a new DVM.
I input a can of creme corn and the pipe used to hit a famous skater in the knee.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:17:17.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Congratz
It does. Rain, then get sunny, then rain, then sunny, then rain, then sunny. Infact it changes every 10 seconds. In a blinding fury the seasons come and go, only raining and sun shining. No snow anymore, just rain and sun. No time to adjust, just rain and sun. People start having to wear raincoats all the time even in the hot sun. Always pruny hands and then the crops start to die off. The oceans lose their salinity and the fish die. Then people begin to starve. Congratulations, you just killed of the human race because you didn't like overcast days.
I wish I made perfect scores on all my tests.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:11:38.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: lol
This is fun.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:07:06.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Like I like my women
I like it rich. If I could (without dying horribly) I would eat heavy cream in my cereal so I definitely go with Milk instead of that cloudy water.
Furry or Shaved? (legs.)
(On a side note.. how can people not like rareISH meat? Really, the only reason that it was cooked well done EVER was because of the poor quality of the meat {Including questionable ect... like chicken may have terrible diseases so cooked long enough to kill the bacterias and things}. It is like someone buying a tire and then stabbing holes in it and saying "I just like it better that way." Waste of a good tire, but I digress.. none of my damn business.)
*I am editing to add this --- Another good reason to eat Welldone meat is because Diabetics and old people who have diminished digestive systems may need to eat it that way because it is easier on the stomach at the cost of taste, quality, and vitamins/minerals/etc. End edit*
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 20:03:05.
Edited on 2008-06-13 at 20:05:35 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Cause
This is simple. Stink cannot penetrate water. So, when the stink comes out of your... gas expeller the water forms a bubble around the stink, escorting it out of the mass of water to where the rest of your stink is. If you notice the size of the bubble is exactly ANTI-perportionate to the stink of the gas that is passed. The stronger the stink the closer the water has to keep an eye on it.
Also, as a point of interest, this is why people use water to bathe in. When submerged in water the people stink will be pushed away from the person, left to dissapate without its host body. And if you don't believe me, smell your left hand and then take a bath with that same hand never getting near the water. When you step out, take a sniff of it and you will see all the stink has collected onto that hand making it smell 10 times worse than before.
(Holy crap I can't believe I got that much outa that question.)
Why are people hungry after exercise?
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 19:56:58.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: You do!
You have all of that... It is just a little old. Fossilized actually. Mmmm... crunchy bacon, like a rock.
Oh wait, it IS a rock.
I wish I knew a wish that was uncorruptable.
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 14:21:09.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: dun dun DUUUunnn
Evil Pod Mammals!
Posted on 2008-06-13 at 00:06:38.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Arg
aren't really aardvarks
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:37:27.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: dur
Squirrels... as they are plotting to take over the world and so may forgive me if I placate them with forum posting games.
Cheech or Chong?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:35:09.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: ...
at little aardvarks.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:34:00.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Man...
17 is okay, there is a mostly unknown legal statute that is from the days when the roman emporers ruled the earth as mortal gods. It reads as follows "Si illic est gramen in agri vos may lascivio" Roughly translated as "If there is grass on the field you may play"
Is vitamin water really filled with vitamins?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:32:42.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Obligatory Subject Line
^knows who the Dead Ale Wives club is.
< IS a gourmet chef and wants to know if there are any girls there. Cause if they are, I wanna DO Them!
v has "cheeto" fingers.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:27:13.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: But wait
You can! It is just too big for your little head to handle. Your brain explodes. On the downside you can't tell anyone about how awesomely huge the universe actually is. On the bright side, your dead and so noone has to hear exactly how rediculously huge the universe actually is. (No offense intended.)
I wish to be unable to hurt other people's feelings when I talk.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:25:06.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Obligatory Subject Line
old school. We like using our "r"s and our "g"s have no "w"'s. New school tends to be filled with people who like R-kelly or any song that touts "shaking it". Personally, I have heard songs about shaking pictures, and thangs, and "its" and salt shakers. I cannot wait until they shake it like a "Yoohoo."
Frosty or Milk Shake?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:21:26.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: repetan
We all hate
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 23:18:20.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: OOoh good question
Tough call there. Probably specific sections I would choose early Ghost in the Shell but for overall series and ending quality I would choose Cowboy Bebop.
Ketchup or Mustard?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 15:48:09.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Double time!
scrawny-irritating-trembling-at-every-shadow-please-don't-hurt-me character oozing over with character who vents his feelings.
Thats right.. two birds... one shotgunblasttothefaces.
Would you rather be hungry for a eternity or have to pee for eternity?
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 14:25:12.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: .
Aardvarks, aardvarks, aardvarks.
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 14:21:16.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: eww
It spits it back out with a nasty letter of complaint. It seems even demonic vending machines don't even want the Osmonds.
I feed it a pair of "Nocs" and a few "stalone cuts".
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:48:35.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Obligatory subject
It seems like
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:44:19.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: he
^abuses lizards
< played Liesure Suit larry and the land of the lounge lizards
v watches Eddy Izzard
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:39:56.
Edited on 2008-06-12 at 12:40:23 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Tough one
Brownie if she is above the age of 16 (I would never want to do anything illegal) and if she is too young I would rather have some peach cobbler.
Grits or Oatmeal
Posted on 2008-06-12 at 12:37:35.
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