Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Smiling
The gnome stares at the small kobold as he talks in draconic. A smile streaks across his face as he notices the gender implications. Laughing loudly he says "Well, ye might want to dress a bit more femanine. Maybe a nice corset, perhaps a dress, or a smile from time to time wouldn't hurt." As he says this he realizes this could go rather badly for him and holds up his hands, still chuckling. The small man takes a breath and calms down long enough to say "Wait, wait... I'm sure it isn't your fault. Maybe this "Nest father" is a transvestite!" The gnome's laughter bursts out, breaking his facade of calm seriousness.
"Okay.. okay.. okay.. " A deep breath preceeds a small chuckle and another relaxing breath. Melven clears his throat and says
"[Maybe your nest father is her great ancestor. What is the name of your Nest father?]"
Posted on 2008-07-10 at 00:12:20.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: YArharhar Swab me deck
OOooh I know it!
Posted on 2008-07-08 at 18:02:21.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: It just popped in there cause there can be only One ...word.
McCloud
Posted on 2008-07-08 at 12:45:31.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: Pretty open.
The gnome turns his head toward the party and says "I didn't really come here for those cows and silver can only buy things that are made now..." He seems lost in deep thought for a moment, staring into the group of Kobolds huddled behind the shields and spears. "Damnit, fine... I said that I would join you so now if you decide to leave I should go too. For my vote though, I think we should keep going until we reach those cities that were in the distance I pointed out before. But then again, maybe they can be reached from another direction."
Melven shrugs, the buckles all over his chest jingle slightly when he does so.
Posted on 2008-07-07 at 12:50:23.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: Can I get an Amen
I am cool with what happened.. but I still want to know if all the Kobolds are in the procolorspray-formation
Posted on 2008-07-04 at 22:51:24.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Yes but..
Yes but not for the reasons we are lead to believe. Originally the earth was on a race with the other planets to see who could get to the Sun first. Unfortunately, all planets have no "i"s (except Jupiter but it doesn't count because it is just full of hot air) and so were unable to target effectively, they have to do it by sense of touch. So ever since the beginning of the race (When the giant starting gun was fired aka "the big bang") the planets have been blindly heading toward the sun.
***the rest of this is just a rant.. continue to the bottom for your question*** Astrologers have been wrong for years thinking that we have been revolving around the sun. When, in fact, we have just been missing it again and again. Personally, I believe pluto will eventually win and plunge into our star far before any of these other planets can. It may have started out slowest due to its lack of overall mass but I think that its sense of smell will win in the end. That is, unless, some other planet has already "won" and our planets noticed the "Incinerated into an inferno" victory and decided against further competition. Ever since they may have intentionally been dodging the finish line just to not get second place prize... which may or may not be similar to first place's vicory dance, IF you can call melting into oblivion a dance.
*****End of rant, below is the next question****
Why do XXL clothes cost more when smaller/children's clothes don't cost less?
Posted on 2008-07-02 at 15:10:20.
Edited on 2008-07-02 at 15:13:18 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Depends
Depends on what I want her for. But generally cute and smart for the long run.
Chedder biscuits or another copy of Princess Bride in your movie collection.
Posted on 2008-07-02 at 14:54:51.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: These Kobolds
So, this group of 12 kobolds in a tight group formation. Are they all say.. within a 15 foot cone of one another... say... grouped for a good wholesome color spraying? I mean, a nice tight formation good against blocking missiles would not be too good against area of effect spells now would it? And besides it would leave them all stunned and not killed.
I figure 12 stunned kobolds bound at our feet will be easier to deal with than 12 kobolds huddled in a defensive stance with spears pointing at us.
Lemmie know.
Posted on 2008-07-02 at 14:47:56.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: I forgot
I forgot what this was about and had to check back.
GIFs because they can be animated. It is all about dancing stuff and bouncing things. Horray!
™ or š?
(thats trademark symbol or angry superman s)
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 16:22:07.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: All good for Melven
The gnome stands quickly and regards Ixion as he tells Melven "how its gonna be". After Ixion had finished and walked away the short man bends down and picks up a small pebble as he begins talking. Soft enough so that it wouldn't draw much attention but loud enough so it was obvious he intended other to hear.
"A rich landowner once offered to give a newly arrived neighbor all the land he could walk around in one day. The condition was that he would have to be back at the spot from which he started by sundown. Early the next morning the neighbor set out, without eating any breakfast or greeting anyone. His plan was to cover six square miles." (Cast Mage Hand)
The gnomes clothing has begun to straighten themselves, the mud being magically cleaned away. He turns his attention toward the female drow he had followed into the battle. As he slowly steps toward T'puuli there is a clink from the metal on his right arm, then a pop from the button on his left. Each buckle and snap being invisibly undone one at a time and shined with a blurring speed. All during this his slow pace never faulters and his recitation of his story never breaks.
(Cast Cure Light on T'puuli with story)
"When the lad finished the intended six miles, the day was still young and so he decided to make it nine, then twelve, and finally fifteen. That meant he would have to walk sixty miles before sundown. By noon he had covered thirty miles. He realized he did not have time to stop for food or drink. As the time grew later and later his legs grew heavier and heavier."
The gnome turns from T'puuli after his spell is cast, leaving her to discern the effects of his healing speech. His body, gleaming once again, moves without the slightest hint of caution or concern towards where Ixion went as he continues his story.
((Cast light on my small pebble))
"About two hundred yards from the finish line, he saw the sun going toward the horizon. He had only a few minutes left. He gathered all his energies for that one last effort. He staggered across the line just in time. Then he reached for his heart and fell down in a heap - dead. All the land he got was a piece six feet by two for his grave."
The gnome points to the large rusting hulks. "I have come for items to be found inside those hulks and I believe the tunnels these mounds conceal lead into them. I do not want your cows, I am happy with my six miles."
He tosses the lighted pebble into the air and casually points at it with his finger causing his magical hand to grab hold of it. It hovers lightly in front of him as he walks into the dark mounds toward his goal.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 13:44:01.
Edited on 2008-06-20 at 13:45:43 by EvolutionJ
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: horray
Thanks. Now I know and knowing is half the battle.
I appreciate all your insight and input.
EvoJ
p.s. G. I. Joe.
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 12:35:31.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Actually
That is a common missquote. Choosy moms don't choose Jif, they choose JEFF. He was a kid that lived down the street and all those choosy moms liked Jeff better than all their own children. Jeff was/is a really good guy... better than you.
Why is the idea of Tacitos so perfect but the execution of them always so terrible?
Posted on 2008-06-20 at 12:34:12.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: Okie
Fair enough. What if I expended spell castings equal to the number of people being healed while conversating?
Posted on 2008-06-19 at 13:22:02.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Interdimentional travel!
It sucks itself in but doesn't stop there. In fact, it sucks in everything that currently exists and transports us to a new dimention filled with exactly everything that currently exists in the same spot that it was in before the move. Kinda like moving into a house that is exactly like yours... only in this the street is the same as well as the universe.
So the only real question is where is all that stuff we put in? Why the machine spit it out where we Were, into our old dimention.
I feed it some fingernail clippings and a copy of the 1969 New York times.
Posted on 2008-06-19 at 00:27:27.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Uhuh.
Lust because once you satisfy it then it is gone, where as love is like hunger and you gotta keep eating and eating and eating.
Doritos or Tortilla/salsa combo?
Posted on 2008-06-19 at 00:22:28.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Absolutely!
No. I can't stand potatoes in the plural. They are like a little gang, coming in ... constantly watching you with all those eyes. I only like a single potato. One that I can bake and deal with on a personal level instead of worrying constantly what all those other potatoes are doing inside my pantry. Who knows, those little spuds could be plotting against me.
Probably are. Nightshade family.
Why does "Thumbs Up" mean good and "Thumbs down" mean bad?
Posted on 2008-06-19 at 00:16:40.
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Topic: Legacy of the Shade Lord Q&A
Subject: No prob
No biggie. That is why I have a decent Diplomacy stat.
I do have a question though. Bardic Music plus melodic casting = Cast any spell through spoken word (or banging instruments.. whatever..) and use my perform to cast them instead of concentration.
The specific sections I wish to ask about are
"Once per day per bard level, a bard can use his song or poetics to produce magical effects on those around him (usually including himself, if desired)"
"Use Perform in place of Concentration, cast spells while using bardic music "
Combining the two means that I can cast any spell (or spells) on multiple individuals that can hear me and since my perform is storytelling then All I have to do is talk (correct?).
If so, do I target just one person with my spell if all of my allies can hear it or does it effect everyone equally?
Such as if I cast cure light with my words and multiple people are there and they are all allies (important) then will it affect them all?
Posted on 2008-06-18 at 13:29:17.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: duh
Red Dragon Inn, because it reminds me of the good old days when I could sleep discuss perfectly PG-13 activities with barmaids without getting terrible diseases bored. And I can always use other search sites.
Bleach and a metal scruby or lufa and some moisturizing liquid soap?
Posted on 2008-06-18 at 00:18:08.
Edited on 2008-06-18 at 00:56:55 by Grugg
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: lmao
Spits out a porn star named Pinky covered in a nice spicy apricot glaze and a sword with a name that is currently unknown. (lol)
I input a cheese grater and a magnet that is strong enough to lift cars.
Posted on 2008-06-18 at 00:14:43.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Tasty
Tai fighter, cause anyone that dips their hands in glass before they beat somebody is a badazz.
No fingers or No toes?
Posted on 2008-06-17 at 18:27:04.
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Topic: The Legacy of the Shade Lord
Subject: OOK!
The gnome watches as the drow turns and walks away. Then he turns to the box next to him and says quietly "I TOLD you they didn't all drink blood... That was only one story! No, I think he left because you insulting him by not greeting him... Well, okay I suppose it Could be the fact that he has kobolds left to kill. Do you know koboldese?... Yes of course I know that... Yes, I'm gonna... Fine... I said Fine... If I'm going to help then You look after the cart... Good."
He hops down from the cart, quickly casts a spell upon himself ((Mage Armor)), grabs a rusty metal bar and waddles toward where the drow went into the woods trying to move as quietly as possible toward the party.
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 15:42:30.
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: Obligatory Subject
Ear wax, if your a cartoon character you can make a candle.
Wheel of time or Ender's Game Saga?
*I apologize.*
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:54:00.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Granted!
Completed and Corrupted .. see below.
I wish someone would feed the Grugg.
((I do too...))
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:43:31.
Edited on 2008-06-16 at 18:06:31 by Grugg
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: hm
princess smiting machine.
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:39:25.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Horray (just horray.)
Because your just like superman and the only thing protecting us from your villanous rampage is the fact that your skin refuses to absorb the suns rays. Instead it causes you pain in order to hopefully persuade you to stay indoors and save the planet from complete domination. Your skin is our savior by getting a sunburn. Thank you skin.
Why is bacon so damn tasty?
Posted on 2008-06-16 at 14:38:19.
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