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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: It perks back up and spits out


a polar bear

I feed it snow

Posted on 2009-12-31 at 19:33:30.

Topic: The origins of the facelick
Subject: But then it wouldn't be a secret


They just want to know what they're missing.

Posted on 2009-12-31 at 03:23:30.

Topic: Guess the Quote
Subject: I looked it up


Paula Mcfadden and Elliot Garfield

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

This quote reminds me of Nyx and Cay

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:18:29.
Edited on 2009-12-30 at 22:20:46 by Ion Kired

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Granted


But as it was leaving orbit I hit the rocket with a pie causing it to crash. Welcome back to earth third rock from the sun.

I wish I had x-ray vision. Real see the bones not just under the clothes X-Ray vision.

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:15:10.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: didn't think you would


So what are you waiting for go :KISSIE: him.

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:13:34.

Topic: Season of the Witch Q/A
Subject: Even if they don't post...


Tek should update we'll just assume the others got tired and passed out. *gets sharpie and shaving cream ready* Heheheh I love when people fall asleep at a party...

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:02:58.
Edited on 2009-12-30 at 22:04:28 by Ion Kired

Topic: Good day all! Sorry I am late!
Subject: talk about being late I can't believe I missed this.


Hi I'm Ion. *brings over a mixture of Jack, mountain dew, and Watermelon schnapps* It's called a Jack your Melon tastes pretty good. Welcome. I note your post count says you haven't joined a game yet. If you're into 4e then you should check the uprising of Orcus thread. That looks like it'll be an interesting tale, or for 3.5 check Looking for Players Dragonblood doesn't bite hard and he's a pretty good storyteller himself, for 2e Mithril Dragon started a thread 2nd Ed.Ad&D-New Game that I'm personally excited for. Come on, there's only one way to get back into gaming!

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 22:01:16.

Topic: Hey Mivara
Subject: Hey Mivara


I'm beating Eol to the punch quick put this on.

*hands Mivara a face mask*
It'll help when he greets you.
Hi welcome to our little asylum I'm Ion a fellow Innmate.

Oh yeah don't get caught feeding the Grugg.

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 21:33:04.
Edited on 2009-12-30 at 21:33:37 by Ion Kired

Topic: Realms of Twilight - A Journey Begins
Subject: I've won?


Virif ducks under the bandit's sword concentrating on the caustic substance in his hand. He jumps up, flicks his wrist, and releases the acid orb into his opponent's face. The Brigand drops his sword, falls to the ground, and howls clutching his raw recently eaten face. To take him prisoner or just put him out of his misery? Virif ponders for a second. Come to think of it I like him miserable. Looking at the scratch on his arm Virif decides it s not worth losing time over.

"This one's down, watch him!" Virif calls heading in the direction Jocelyn and her 'lover' left in. "We probably want to keep him for questioning."

Virif trots towards the northern woods. Chances are the fools are captured, or worse. All the arrows were coming from this direction. Then again it is weird that the arrows almost expertly landed in the ground at their feet rather than in them. Virif watches the woods warily sure that the three or four bandits the caravan guards engaged were not the only ones assigned to the mission. A traitor perhaps? Joining the caravan to mark which ones are worth hitting? Maybe but I hope for Joelyn's sake that isn't the case. And if it is and they've done some terrible misdeed then I hope the the traitor's sake I don't find them. Virif glowered at the thought that perhaps they'd been set up and perhaps Jocelyn was in danger. As he ran he mentally ticked off spells and options open should he find himself in less than desirable circumstances. It was a habit drilled into him at the academy.

(I've got Fist of Stone +6 str and a natural slam attack, prepped in case I get jumped and can face the attacker(s) I've also got Kelgore's Firebolt (3d6 fire damage partially ignore SR) prepped in case I can't see any would be attackers.)

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 21:28:54.

Topic: Greetings...
Subject: hehe don't get caught


It's changed form don't feed the Grugg to don't get caught.
If Meri catches you Yoda's discovered that giving her sugar will convince her to bounce the other way.

Hi I'm another one of the quirky peoples here. Welcome!

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 16:06:43.

Topic: The origins of the facelick
Subject: I think


Eol should back lick people just to see if they woulda passed.

Posted on 2009-12-30 at 04:27:16.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: That's another smiley they need to make


a :nod: smiley yahoo had one once.

And it would definitely work better if you tried it. You're cuter than me.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:41:56.
Edited on 2009-12-29 at 18:43:11 by Ion Kired

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: That depends on if she survives and how many bodies are there to catch my fall


nose

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:40:07.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: another fun word to say ten times fast or at random intervals in a conversation


peep

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:39:30.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: that too is very true


prank-victims

use of a - makes it one word I saw Meri do that once.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:07:52.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Have you tried it


Wait for the shock to wear off.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:06:39.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: ...


week

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 18:05:47.

Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: in bowl


Leaks

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:58:08.

Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: thats very true


annoying

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:57:33.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: I shall join your campaign!


I too will find ways to blatantly use the :KISSIE: smiley in front of Olan.

*walks up to Olan...:KISSIE:*

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:56:06.
Edited on 2009-12-29 at 17:56:20 by Ion Kired

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Yes you can touch things


The genie attempts to grant your wish but then fritzes out and explodes. Another genie bring you a consolatory cup of coffee from starbucks explaining that your wish is ungrantable because a Meri that could concentrate would be boring and the higher ups won't let you be boring.

I wish There was more people to throw my telekinetic pies at.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:53:57.

Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Yep


I signed papers in blood and everything. I'm her official minion. Though you know it occurs to me that he might also have said something to get the win because he couldn't contribute to our conversation.

And in unrelated topics I like this smiley

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:47:10.

Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: suweet


now this turtle

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:43:50.

Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: I don't remember his name but


It spits out that Disney duck teacher personage.

oops forgot to feed it. I feed it my shoe.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:42:41.
Edited on 2009-12-29 at 17:43:11 by Ion Kired

Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Closing time


For inexplicable reasons the Smithsonian closes down and locks up for a week straight while you're using the restroom facility. You are consequently locked in for that week.

I wish I had telepathy.

Posted on 2009-12-29 at 17:41:11.

 


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