Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: I'm lazy
I'll take the pre-painted ones and then complain about how I wanted blue armor.
Blue dragon or Silver Dragon?
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:26:08.
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Topic: The Sarcasm Game
Subject: I hear st. Louis is getting a lot of snow this year
I love how my new job had me doing the orientation questionnaire thingies in the middle of the restaurant so hat all the customers are staring at me going "Why isn't he doing anything?"
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:21:31.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: I did answer your question well as best as Xenu would let me
No the Lottery isn't random. It's based on an extremely complicated formula that usually equals zero but sometimes equals a really big question. People only think it's random because some one once convinced an alien to hack the system and for like a decade it really was random. Xenu is still looking for the person but all in all the hack was good for business.
What is the really big Question?
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:17:33.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: They were just waiting for me to corrupt it
You now have control of weather on a very distant planet which has no sun and is therefore incased in Ice. Having gained this power you also become a god and are teleported to the ice planet known as Planet T. There are no worshippers because they're all frozen and after a millenia of deciding whether or not the wind is blowing or sucking you are very very bored.
I wish everyone was purple.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:11:45.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: Yep
Rains bird bees
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:06:12.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: Really?
I've never gotten a call from Ice T. I like Ice T it tastes good.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:05:22.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: So instead of regurgitating
It eats the player who posts after me.
While it's doing that I feed it the toenail of a red dragon and the arm of Gundam Heavy Arms
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 21:00:53.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: I need to get me one of those
fully equipped with
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 20:54:48.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: Then you just need a really big
Spark
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 20:52:22.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Thirded
Fritos
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 20:50:01.
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Topic: The Game
Subject: To prove his point
I don't know of half the stuff he just listed off. The downside though is in order for us to see his message we need to lose. Yeah like I just did.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 20:48:32.
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Topic: Season of the Witch
Subject: Short for me too but for a combat post we're actually posting well
With the ether hardening around him Igni breathed a little easier. Now where will I be of the most help? Igni took a moment to take in the battle. It had been a long time since he had been in a fight. His last fight had been fraught with terrible memories and had caused him to separate from his village guard taking up a position as a miner. It also wasn’t against Gnolls and so wouldn’t help him, so Igni pushed it from his mind. One fight at a time and always the one you’re in. The situation already showed that it would not be an easy win, but as Igni counted bodies he noted that the companions were doing more damage to the assailants than they were taking. This wasn't the first time Igni faced Gnolls. The Duskarn and the Gnolls fought often as the history of Gurit-Marnairan proved. Gnolls were chaotic fighters that rarely utilized formations or even partnering to any effect. So we could do more damage if we work in pairs. He noted Eofara charging the Gnoll attacking Rose and the child. He noted the wolf standing over Kammie. He noted how he was not pressed and noted Agrin close by fighting well but pressed. I shall aid him as I intended in the woods. At least if he survives I will know there is one I can trust. Breathing deep Igni took careful aim at the Gnoll which hit Agrin’s helmet and loosed a bolt. He then slid another bolt from his quiver and into the loading cartridge. Pulling back the string and pressing on the trigger again Igni released another bolt swirling toward he mangy dogman.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 19:56:06.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 20:00:27 by Ion Kired
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Topic: Hello Fellow Rdiers
Subject: Tappity tap tap Bullywog
Hi Welcome to the Inn I'm Ion! I'm one of the bartenders here have a Mongolian Mother Bleeper.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 19:36:17.
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Topic: Get To Know Your Inn Mates!
Subject: It's time to catch up on my posting games
Favorite Show Growing Up: Uncanny X-men or Spiderman
Favorite Shoes: Tap shoes
Favorite Book: DragonLance Dragons of Winter Night
Favorite Candy: M&M's
What do I hope to get out of being an Innmate: Shock Therapy!
What is your personal motto, your guiding thought in life? Laughter is the best therapy and if you can laugh at yourself then their laughing with you while laughing at you
EDIT: Oh yeah and my question is... What's you most common character class you play?
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 19:29:25.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 19:30:48 by Ion Kired
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Topic: Realms of Twilight - A Journey Begins / Q&A
Subject: What's the point of playing
Dungeons and Dragons on paper if you're just going to go the easiest way presented. What if the DM just seems to not want us to go back to make it more appealing to me? What if he's hiding a crucial game changing bit of information in town? Besides he made he entire world we're playing in why not use that to our enjoyment and wander off the MMO path? As far as moving onward I may be slow to force in one direction much as my favored dwarven mage characters (did you know technically dwarves can't be mages?) I do like to stay in an adventure and that usually means staying with the party.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 04:42:54.
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Topic: The Orion Group -- Gestalt 3.5 D&D
Subject: A potential threat needs a potential meatshield
Anh listened to the debate and the logic seemed to coincide with his own. Solving puzzles wasn't what Anh did best. He was a swordsman. Give me a reason to wield the sword I'm good ask me o tell the difference between the same blade based on obscure facts. Who cares? They will all three cut I'm sure.
"The way out lies through here but I can find no switch or trigger to open it." Ariel'lyndara tells the rest of the initiates. We need to look for that. "It could be hidden anywhere in the floor, around the door somewhere else,perhaps we needt to check the pillars as well."
Anh looked where she indicated and started searching the wall by lightly pressing various spots on the wall. Perhaps it isn't a switch but a loose brick.
"Ulfr seems to be smelling something worrying beyond the secret door. That is good and bad news, I suppose - the good being that the door is not airtight, so we have no risk of choking in here. The bad being that there's something on the other side of the door that worries a wolf. Still, nothing obvious we can do to avoid having to use the exit, so we may as well get it open. Does your mysterious source of knowledge" Villedir piped in, "mention any details about what we'd find beyond the door? And is there anything more to opening it safely than just putting two of the swords back?"
At the comment of something 'worrying' being behind the door Anh stopped pressing on the wall and took up a position in front of the door.
"If there is danger behind the door then I will meet it head on." Anh announced drawing his sword and readying his shield. All problems should be met head on. Kherazinth's strength flow through me. As he thought this prepping himself for whatever leaps from the wall Anh's aura glowed a slight silver as it waved thirty feet around him. The glow was more felt than seen but Anh straightened as it waved from him and stared forward unwavering at the wall. (Draconic Aura Power)
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 01:49:39.
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Topic: Realms of Twilight - A Journey Begins
Subject: B-but bullywogiliciousness
"We're still missing the why. Without the why we can't be sure of the path we're supposed to take." Virif murmured. And I hate not being sure. "We don't know what or even if the girl is in danger. We don't know who our opponent is. We'll be chasing breadcrumbs. Breadcrumbs that we don't know if their being dropped on purpose or on accident. We're guessing at the name of the game while our enemy knows all the rules and has all the pieces." Virif stood taking a look around the clearing. "If they knew we were coming why did they choose this place to ambush? Why was this place better than any other? It obviously didn't have enough advantages, or did it? Were the brigands really trying to kill us? Did they really know the purpose of the mission? Understanding what has transpired and why it happened the way it did will at least give us insight into our enemy, which is a vital piece we don't have. Did they take inventory and are they expecting us? I do not believe that forward is where we need to go at all but instead back. Someone had to contact Harl and that someone had to have been contacted. If we follow the trail of contact we have a surer path than if we follow the breadcrumbs left in the forest. We're behind and he only way to catch up is to know where we're going."
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 01:30:56.
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Topic: Returning from the Mysts
Subject: bullywogiliciousness
That's a mouthful to say! *Tap dances behind bar grabs a Captain Morgan bottle makes Eol's drink.* So wait did Kaelyn just say he had a shark crap out Grugg? So it's not ok to feed the Grugg but its ok to feed the Grugg to other creatures? *Makes a note in his Rdinn-use-in-the-future-notebook* Genius!
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 01:17:26.
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Topic: Season of the Witch
Subject: I think I'm gonna be Krosan
As morning kissed the sky the renegades gathered to flee. Igni greeted everyone in a bardic manner as they appeared except Agrin. To this last Igni greeted with reserved respect. As a priest of the Dwarven deity Agrin was owed as much, even if Igni no longer believed in such a being, and as a Krosan Agrin would not have appreciated a more jovial greeting. The first half of the journey was much as expected. There were other travelers and open wet roads but not much else. Igni became more reserved as the journey began all but dropping the bard act. The open road was friendly to bards but hardly the place to make a ruckus, especially when there was a price hanging on one’s head. It’ll be a good distance yet before I pick up the bard’s role in a tavern. This thought brought a sigh to Igni’s lips. He very dearly enjoyed the children who gathered to hear his tales. So it was with his shortspear acting as a walking stick Igni trudged throughout the day. As they approached the wolf Igni perked up a little. This is a little bizarre. I believe most tales I hear of wolves have them being elusive and here sits one in the middle of the road, a polymorph perhaps? As that thought crossed Igni’s mind the wolf brayed to the woods as though alerting. A signal is never good Igni thought with a mild case of panic. He didn’t let the panic show though. It’s an animal if I show fear I am prey if I do not show fear I am more than prey. Igni watched the forest edge to see if anything else emerged as Rose stepped forward shield ready and no weapon drawn. Fool, a whole lot of good engaging without a weapon is. Sure the shield will take the brunt but all that weight has to go somewhere. Though equally strange the wolf isn’t responding to our movement. Animals always respond unless trained The thought of a trained animal meant a trainer and that made Igni worry more then the prospect of a wolf pack. What a way to end the trip! Make it all day playing off as if we have nothing more than a picnic to attend and get caught as it ends. Fantastic. Igni stretched his fingers but otherwise made no other outward movement as he continued to scan the forest horizon. He also began calling to mind a charm spell and an appropriate song to cover for the use of magic. Not that hiding matters anymore. What are they gonna do turn me in? As Igni watched the forest he saw what almost seemed like a man melting from the foliage. The newcomer’s movements were graceful and sure in an almost feral way. It was admiration for that grace that stalled Igni from casting his charm spell. The grace and an unexplained feeling that whoever this man was he wasn’t a bounty hunter from the city.
“Lower your shield Rose. We’ve fled Vyrrmas with a price on our heads, we seek a place to hide.” The elf said loud and clear. Igni cursed. Fool boy! Never, Never say there is a price on your head out loud! Igni began casting his charm spell under his breathe. Now this fool knows and now we must silence any prospect of his talking. The spell was almost complete when Thea bumped him ever so slightly. It was slight enough the girl might not have felt it but it was hard enough to make Igni lose the spell. He swore again.
“I’m not one to discourse through shouts and cries. Come hither, so you may quit your dishonesty, and tell me your tale. You need shelter and something more, methinks.” The stranger seemed too accommodating. He may not be a member of the city guard but that doesn’t mean he’s harmless. Igni searched his mind for another useful spell and came up short. I really need the Cosmos to give me a more offensive spell He thought sourly as he watched the majority of the party begin to take up the offered shelter. Maybe the Krosan’s are right and Dwarves are the only sensible race! Though sensible as they were it was the dwarves who did not vote and so as it often is with those who abstain it was the other choice which was chosen. The party had chosen to follow the stranger and as Igni was certain that he could not complete this mission alone he followed in suit staying closer to the Krosan than the non-dwarves sure that should a fight breakout the Krosan would be the fastest to react of his companions. As the Krosan surely had not let down his guard which it seemed the others had. Igni not being he most graceful being in the world stepped on twigs and branches. He made little effort to remain quiet as he was pretty sure that there would be relatively little trouble on the way to the real trouble. The awaiting trap. As the party entered the grassy clearing Igni stepped carefully no longer using his shortspear as a walking stick but rather carrying it loosely in one hand so that he could bring it to ready at a moment’s notice but still seemed unprepared. I’ll eat my rations without giving you a chance to poison them.Igni thought as the stranger introduced himself and began talking of food. Though I’ll do it later after I’ve survived your little coup de etat.
“or perhaps one of them would be better suited for the task, it is to one of their kinds works that we travel, I think…” The youngest member of the group, a girl Igni liked and felt sorry for began making the mistake of revealing their plans again. Igni rolled his eyes and would have shut the girl up except he was sure hat would make her cry and he didn’t like tears. Besides they’ve already given us away.
“If oration is not your gift Thea then leave it to others without shame. I am no speaker either. I am a hunter however. I will turn to these trees in search of sustenance and bring back what I can find. Spend the time until my return how you will.” With these words the stranger blended back into the wild. To tell the other brigands their catch is sitting here plump I’m sure. Igni hated feeling like he wasn’t in control but he hated trying to control others even more. Besides I’m always in control of myself. Igni pulled his crossbow out and armed it sure that an attack was coming and he was right. Though the attack didn’t come immediately it came. Before the attack Igni stood as sentry watching the forest and scarcely paying attention to the forming camp behind him. He heard Thea cry out and he heard branches snap in that order then he saw what looked like hyena men and knew immediately what it was he saw. The owners of the ruin I should have known it’d be them a wild man was allied to.
“Gnolls! This is what happens when you fools trust a stranger!” Igni cried out taking careful aim at the nearest one as it charged into the clearing. Igni fired his bolt hoping for a score though he didn’t watch to see his handiwork as he moved onto his next move. He envisioned air wrapping around him as a suit of armor offering greater protection. (Mage Armor) Then realizing that in an ambush ranged weaponry is inefficient Igni gripped his shortspear.
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 03:06:28.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 00:44:09 by Ion Kired
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Topic: Realms of Twilight - A Journey Begins
Subject: On the go but are we heading in the right direction?
Always do what is least expected and you may find more options than you originally see. It was the tenet of Archmage Ikrick one of he teacher's back home. Virif always liked this particular tenet because it had multiple purposes and multiple meanings. Much like a blade being double edged. The information the Allyn gave hadn't amounted to spittle in a rainstorm. All that came of the questioning was the feeling that they weren't asking the right question or the merchant was avoiding the issue with skill long honed over ignorant money holders. Apparently we're no better than the ignorant. I wonder if he stole his own daughter but I can't very well ask that can I? Still it seems we've gotten all the half truths we're gonna get and that girl should be rescued. But where do we begin? Where would the enemy want us to start and where else can we start? The lack of choices that sprang to mind were of course due to both a lack of knowledge and a lack of imagination. Virif always had a slow to warm imagination. It was why he didn't excel at illusion magic.
"Before we go we need a plan and we need to know how to combat the illusions. While simply a light show we could end up killing each other over the wrong illusion." Virif sat down bringing his hands together in a circle. It was his thinking form and for some reason it helped. "We haven't seen these wizards cast more than illusions which makes me wonder if their wizards or merely have magic items. It also convinces me that they excel in deceit. The advantage of beating an illusion is if you convince yourself that its not real then it disappears. Unfortunately you have to know it's an illusion in order to dispel it this way and I for one don't want to be in the middle of convincing myself that it's not real when it proves me wrong by taking my head. I don't think following it through the woods is to our greatest advantage though I'll be damned if I know what is."
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:27:12.
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Topic: Orion Group - Q/A
Subject: Still here
will work something up soonish
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:04:06.
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Topic: RedWyrm School of Online Adventuring - Q&A
Subject: Still here
I'll back post expect an hour or two of reading in your near future.
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:03:13.
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Topic: Season of the Witch Q/A
Subject: I'm still here Honest
I'll have a post up post haste!
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:02:23.
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Topic: Realms of Twilight - A Journey Begins / Q&A
Subject: I'm still here I promise
I'll have a post up post haste!
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:01:47.
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Topic: Returning from the Mysts
Subject: Returning from the Mysts
Iiiiiii'mmmmmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaack!
Sorry for the disappearance I lost my job and needed a new one which I found. I am now working at a Ruby Tuesday as a Bartender/Server dude. Yay! So I'm back. Much apologies to both my worrying fans and my DMs. Time to go back to tapping and making people drunk!
Posted on 2010-02-11 at 01:00:10.
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What game do you own the 
Return to Charadun - Q&A
The Morphing Game
Return to Charadun - Recr
