Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: OOoh soft I like soft
Silk hands down.
Would you rather boffer LARP or Non-boffer LARP
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:35:09.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words!
Subject: bullywog
Though Theoretically speaking
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:33:33.
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Topic: Corrupt a wish
Subject: Order versus Chaos
Yo are now more organized. Everyhing just seems to have a place and you seem to know where that place is. However the sudden shift in your brain causes you to loose your creativity and as you become more organized you also become more boring. (boringer?)
I wish I could see an Oliphaunt.
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:32:27.
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Topic: The Sarcasm Game
Subject: On that subject
I love how when I tell people I don' have t.v they act like I came from another planet. The way television has virtually replaced books is great societal progress...Yes...
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:27:34.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Drunk Tapped out Bullywog
Faceplant
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:24:59.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: OOOps
I'm sorry no you're no mean and you are one of the prettiest girls, you're the exception to the rule.
Why do all rules have exceptions?
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:24:25.
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Topic: Get To Know Your Inn Mates!
Subject: Answering the new questions
Pc or Gear: PC unless its really really good gear.
Fave time of day to post: Anytime
Fave Dragon: Blue dragon
Third thing you do in the morning: Webcomics
Married or SIngle: Very single
Fave Vacation Destinaion: I like to drive to Crazy
My question... Have you ever made a psychiatrist need a psychiatrist?
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:23:12.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Cause that would be boring
Because most things are actually aligned based on a secret code given to followers of XZY the god of anti alphabet. There's important world dominating information hidden in the organization that should be mixed with Eol's Facelick in order to win at Risk.
Why are the prettiest girls always the meanest ones?
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:13:08.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: I don't know I might maybe
^ bought the last frozen mice shipment
< Wants to join Laughter Yoga
V Is a Laughter Yogi
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:09:31.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: I have ADHD
And I go distracted in the process around the duct taping with many colors.
Can guardian angels be killed?
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:06:06.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Hehe
Vodka
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:02:43.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: I break rules
Stilts
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 15:00:41.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: But cruises
mean you won't be able to post then we'll miss you. But if you do go on a cruise there' a brand of cruise ships with a really cool type of bar called Ice Bars. They're neat and you should take a cruise on one of those.
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 14:58:45.
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Topic: Blatantly Obvious Lies
Subject: Food coloring
Carrots are orange because of an experiment that the alien race that gave us the pyramid tried. You see in reality carrots are growable pyramids that shrink right before you pull them out of the ground this quick shrinking process takes up a lot of energy and this energy makes the electrons in the carrots jump to a new level where they remain. The jump produces the color orange.
How do they make Listerine strips?
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 05:11:43.
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Topic: RedWyrm School of Online Adventuring
Subject: I told you this would be a doozy
“So Ion what grove do you come from? You look like you would have fit very well in my grove but I don’t believe we’ve meet before.” Levanna asks as she looks around at the many statues and nearly runs into Shadowborne.
“I don’t entirely know what you mean.” Ion answers as he leads the parade down the hall. “I come from a city. I’m sure you’ll notice that everyone here comes from a different background and has a different view on life. Some of us even come from different worlds.”
"Why would anyone care about one of those stupid groves. One group of traitorous backstabbers is like the next if you ask me." The elf introduced as Darkon muttered spitting on the floor. Feeling that such ignorance would be dealt with by wiser and readier hands than his own Ion chose to ignore the remark. "Hey, Shadowborn, what classes will teaches us the most about melee fighting and dungeon skills?"
"Careful where you step little halfling. There are many here who would just as soon put you under their boot. And you elf... I wouldn't spit on these floors if I were you. The professor doesn't particularly care for it." Shadowborne says darkly as he spins to both avoid the Halfling and better address the offending elf. Ion merely nodded as he led the way. I wonder if they realize the competitive nature of the academy. Every student is constantly taking note of each other. How much of this first meeting will just be nerves and how much will be for show. We know the Elf doesn’t like Half-Elves or is it he doesn’t like Halflings?
Arriving at the dormitories Ion begins the tour.
“Here we have the dormitories affectionately known as the Player’s Guild.” Leading them into the foyer Ion points out a few bill boards “As you’ll see a few helpful previous students have left for us some words of wisdom. You’ll find a code of conduct in the article ‘What is Alignment’ as well as helpful suggestions on how to act in the article almost jokingly titled ‘How To Avoid Stereotypes That Kill.” Moving over to another board. “Here you’ll find helpful info for the real beginner adventurer in ‘Common Questions about Roleplaying’ as well as the articles ‘Common Fantasy Races’
‘Basics of 4th Edition Party Dynamics.’ It’s always helpful to read the Player’s Guild boards every once in a while. Also you’ll notice,” Ion moves in front of his own room, “That there are chalkboards in front of many of he doors here with names written on them. These will correspond with the room’s tenets and luckily we only have one tenet per room. We’ll give you five minutes to drop your stuff then he our will move on.” Ion waited patiently as the new students searched for their rooms and dropped their stuff off. “Everyone all set? Let’s roll on.” Ion announced as everyone regathered in the foyer. “Next is the Articles hall where you’ll find the teacher’s lounge affectionately called the DM’s corner. Where if you can sneak past Professor O’Leary you will find many convoluted theories written about some of the systems you’ll encounter while adventuring. If you can understand it; it’s very helpful.” Ion continued on through the school. “We also have Alacrity’s Magic Items closet. There’s a few silly items and a few useful items in there but you have to be one of the op students to check anything out of it. As Freshmen chances are you guys won’t get to play with the items in this closet.” Moving on brought the group to the Armory.
“Here you’ll find the Armory.” Ion says dodging an imp. “Try not to step on the imps they do get revenge. Here is where we keep a few neat machines that you’ll be sure to use. Like our fate calculator known as the Dice Roller. This device is ran on imp magic and it is very accurate including bad karma placed on you if you step on an imp. There are also machine’s that can tell you to a person how many people are in a town, that one’s the Town Generator and then we have a tavern name generator capable of suggesting taverns, as well as if you ever need suh a thing a dwarf baby namer. And this machine,” Ion stops before a flat screen with an image of a disk attached to a body with two poles sticking out of it. “Is he trek tools capable of giving information related to a futuristic world we have discovered known as Star Trek. We call his machine our Trek Tools.” Ion led the way back through the door and down another hallway. “Next is the Vault.” The Vault was a sealed hallway placed behind an overly locked door.
“You’ll have to be sure to get a key to the vault from either our groundskeeper Alacrity or one of the graduates that sometimes pops in named Bromern Sal.” Ion says as he unlocks the myriad of locks with a single key. “Or if you’re talented you could just pick the locks. In here you’ll find multiple useful tools I recommend using a lot of Bromern Sal’s equipment, that man knows how to adventure.” After showing the Vault the party moved on to the Archives.
“Here are the Archives.” Ion said softly as they entered. “Here you’ll find the works of both students and professor’s from he past and present. Some of the most creative and best tidbits at the school are held in these walls.” Ion stops to admire he view. “If you don’t wander through here then you will truly have wasted your time at the school I promise.” Tapping along Ion then brings the group to an ampitheatre with the word blogs above it. “Here the professors often give extra lessons. The benefit is extra knowledge without homework since their voluntary. And if you miss the actual orating then they often post them on the billboard posted just inside the wings.” (OOC Note: wings are the sides of the stage where the performer goes to be out of audience vision.) Tapping along brought the group to one of Ion’s personal favorite halls.
“This hall is my favorite.” Ion said as the laughter bubbled out of it. “It’s the Posting Games hall and the wackiest stuff is said in this hall. If you need inspiration visit this hall for ten minutes and if you need to distress visit it for longer. That ends the tour for now. There is of course more to the school but you’ll just have to find that on your own I’m now hungry enough to eat the gruel.” Thus saying Ion led the group to the cafeteria. “This gruel is awful and crap we missed out on the cheese. You always want to get here early to get lots of cheese and bread, it’s the only way to make the stuff palatable.” Ion scooped up a bowl and a few breadsticks placing the bread in the gruel. Ion led the group back to a table noting the party of orcs and steering a little clear.
“I be needin’ seconds, thanks for bringing it over…” One of the orcs says while his hand reaches over and snags Amaker’s bowl from under her nose. Well now we really get to see whre these new students fit into the school society. Ion thinks as he watches everyone’s reaction. If things go too far I’ll step in but I’d rather not get into trouble the first day. I’m saving that for when I get caught sneaking to the inn later.
Ion watched as Darkon seemed to support Levanna. Well it seems he dislikes Hal-Elves and he has a sense of honor. As he bowl of soup flies out of the cafeteria Ion nods with approval and grimaces with dismay at the same time. Funny answer but it’ll just piss them off. Looks like there may be combat after all. Weird I didn’t think the ghosts were allowed out the first day. Ion looks around to see if a ghost had made it past the barrier that would be let down later that night. What he spied was all at once scarier and funnier than anything the resident ghosts could conjure; Professor O’Leary walked through he door apparently wearing the bowl of Gruel Levanna had sent her. Seeing this sight Ion burst out laughing. What a way to introduce yourself to the school.
"Alright! Enough!" Professor O’Leary yelled above the din. Ion ceased laughing though he was still obviously amused as the professor proceeded in chewing out the orcs that had started the whole mess. "Hurry up with your lunches, Professor Tann'Talas is expecting you in the yard." Her curt voice calls out to them as she disappears back down the hall.
Ion plugged his nose and downed his gruel grimacing as he drank the last swallow. Ion rises jut a little after Steelight smirking at his comment. One things for certain. The orc brother’s won’t forget this one. As the group entered he training grounds Ion split just a little from them starting his own warm ups. He began with arm stretches and then began stretching and rotating his ankles. He spent a bit of time tapping around and to anyone who didn’t have experience with him it seemed as though he was messing around, but that was far from the truth. In reality Ion was mentally preparing himself. As a bard Ion was a bit of an eccentric. Unlike his peers Ion couldn’t for the life of him sing, so instead he’d discovered a way to communicate with the arcane through the rhythm produced by his tap shoes. In essence he literally tapped magic. He wasn’t entirely caught by surprise when the field went dark after all it was known as Tann’s Field of Death and if Ion had learned anything it was that at the Redwyrm academy names were not given for naught. As soon as the field darkened Ion began taping the rhythm for his summon monster spell calling forth from the astral a blessed dog. Ion then transitioned to tap and as he tapped his shoes began to glow bright enough to see by. Ion drew the sword that appeared by his side even before he realized it was there expertly handling its double blades. He led his dog beside Steelight choosing an opponent. Ion seemed to dance as he moved to engage his chosen adversary. Indeed he was dancing almost a waltz, the graceful steps placed just so that he wasn’t in the way of his blades as he fought.
(Just working off he system that seems to have been supplied: a three round move declaration. First round Summon Monster 1 Celestial Dog. Round 2 Light spell. Round three select and engage one previously unengaged bugbear with a base attack of +2 a str modifier of +0 and a damage of 1d8/1d8 though I believe I only get one of those d8’s since I only have one BAB.)
Posted on 2010-02-18 at 04:55:10.
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Topic: Deck of Illusions and Many Things
Subject: OOOh neat!
Thanks! and Welcome to the inn! I'm Ion one of the resident crazies!
Posted on 2010-02-16 at 18:53:32.
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Topic: The One Word Game
Subject: Of course i love you
hehehehe dirty thoughts after satisfaction hehehehe
dinner
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 23:05:44.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: It spits out
Angelina Jolie
I feed it a peanut butter and chips butty
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:51:18.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: I don't need them
^ Will still inevitably be eaten by zombies
< only needs one item and will be secure for the zombies
V wishes I hadn't brought zombies back into the picture.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:50:07.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: We're getting good at this pg 13 thing
storks
(there who you're parents contact when they really love each other I promise Kiddies.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:47:41.
Edited on 2010-02-13 at 22:48:06 by Ion Kired
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Topic: The Would You Rather Game
Subject: I don't really do the whole minis thing but thanks
Hot Wheels. Just cause.
Brass Dragons or Black?
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:46:18.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine
Subject: Bullywog
It spits out a drunk Lumiere (from beauty and the best) with really fresh breathe.
I feed it a bottle of captain morgan a can of coke and a garden gnome.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:43:52.
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Topic: The Morphing Game
Subject: hehe you like that word
stank
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:40:10.
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Topic: ^ < V game
Subject: Wait there's a D&D animated series!?!
^ is secretly Brad Pitt
< Wants to watch the D&D animated series and knows the secret to 100% Zombie Apocolypse survival
V Wants to know how
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:38:49.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II
Subject: I know who he is
He's my second favorite character on SVU next to the tempermental dude.
Posted on 2010-02-13 at 22:30:42.
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