Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdf
Due to circumstances that I wouldn't wish on anyone, Jozan may be unable to post for a period of time. I will be NPCing Relos for the immediate future awaiting his return to availability, and best wishes go his way.
Anyway, anyone else got anything for this posting segment? I could update if that's what people feel is holding them up, but other than letting Bartellus condense the body pile and Schnozzle searching 3 corpses not a whole lot would get done there.
Posted on 2014-06-26 at 14:32:46.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: Yeah
I'm just going to watch you all search the room, in case you're expecting a post.
So yeah...shut up I'm an old man.
Posted on 2014-06-26 at 04:03:49.
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Topic: Death of a Best Friend
Subject: .
Seems like a great guy. Sorry for your loss.
Posted on 2014-06-26 at 03:24:18.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: right
So in other words...that bitch is crazy. Great. Stuck in a well with that.
Posted on 2014-06-25 at 05:08:13.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: asdf
<_<
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 23:41:32.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: asdf
Four nipples.
On his face.
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 23:11:29.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: Rippledeedoop
So here's the dilly-o hombres (and hombrettes?). The sooner the group gets a consensus decision as to their actions, I will get an update in.
Additionally, as of July 2nd I am going to be out of town for about a week or so, and will obviously be unable to post in that span because I will drunk on the sea. As in on a boat, not inebriated from salt water, well hopefully not anyway.
So with that in mind, we can try to get two updates in before next Wednesday if everything lines up wonderfully. Alternatively, we can form an interpretive hip-hop group and call ourselves "Male Order Brides". Get it...because of dudes.
Or something, I really don't know.
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 20:46:41.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: Bloop
0 - Light, Cure Minor Wounds, Guidance
1st - Entangle, Produce Flame
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 14:49:27.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We have two druids...neat.
Should I whip up a list of prepared spells or is that something I'm going to have to sit down and pause over some meditation for?
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 14:40:12.
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Topic: Welcome to the Dungeon
Subject: Second?
WAKE UP
Harsh reality struck the man as his eyes slowly opened; he did not know where he'd come from but he was quite certain it had not been this place. His bare skin felt the grit of the dirt beneath him, and his eyes traced a path around his new surroundings. The poorly formed but rounded wall showed no signs of an exit, and it's stony hew exuded a cold that bothered him as he struggled to remember what led him to this place.
His eyes trailed down, the flickering light of the torch casting dancing shadows along the walls as the others stirred. Had there been others before? Thoughts raced through his mind. He knelt down, his fingers idly running through the dirt of the floor. Something about being connected to the earth even in such a small way kept him feeling safe.
Among the others, a small Kobold with earthy toned skin and piercing eyes that gave the man pause was the first to rise. It surveyed the room as well, and the man met it looked over his naked form. The creature seemingly made up its mind as it strode forward and asked of the group without hesitation.
Who are you? And where are we?"
The man remained silent, words escaping him as he realised just how little he could remember of himself. He had no knowledge of the room they'd found themselves in, nor did the others if his suspicions were correct. He looked down, noticing his fingers absently playing with the dirt they all rested on, and turned back to face the Kobold.
"It seems we are trapped here, though that is all I can say, dragon-kin.", he gestured towards the others, "Perhaps they may be of greater assistance in this question we seemingly share."
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 14:38:21.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdfio
I am in outer space currently.
Unsure what that means.
Posted on 2014-06-24 at 02:37:52.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: Bloop
I can say objectively that just about every person in the party save maybe the mildly sociopathic Calopee should probably have a problem murdering a surrendered and charmed man unless we're having some massive character development in a very different direction.
Posted on 2014-06-22 at 23:27:21.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon Q&A
Subject: aosdkf
Did I miss something or are you a serial killer?
Posted on 2014-06-22 at 23:26:05.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: kjpl;asdf
The conversation between Sehanine and Bandit2 should be up shortly from Nimu, I will update once the group reacts to that/makes some sort of action.
Also I'm not complaining, but this is the first time in I think years where a combat encounter has finished and the first reaction of every single player isn't "I LOOT EVERYTHING"
Posted on 2014-06-22 at 15:53:27.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdf
Jozan has informed me of pressing circumstances that may limit his ability to post in the immediate future. Hoping his situation improves but should be unable to post I will be NPCing him briefly.
Posted on 2014-06-21 at 20:21:13.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdf
I know Nimu has something in the works, but it would be nice if you guys could maybe...do something? Currently I have nothing to update as you're all just standing around talking. Know what I mean?
Posted on 2014-06-21 at 20:14:00.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: akmposdf
I am glad we are back to the actual "posting", I will find ways to streamline combat in the future.
To that end, a couple things I want to ask you lot, feel free to post your thoughts here.
1) Do you think we could get to a combat update twice a week?
2) Did you think I was too tough on the rules in combat? I try to give rule of cool when called for (mage handing a sword and whatnot) but I figure if I`m going to give a huge open world I need to follow the rules to stop things from going completely off the rails, thoughts?
3) Did that combat need more goats?
Posted on 2014-06-21 at 00:38:04.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: nijkopdf
When a charm wears off a target will revert to their previous attitude, in this case hostile/afraid. They won't remember being magically charmed but they will remember feeling friendly towards you if not quite sure why.
Posted on 2014-06-20 at 00:20:35.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: aspdf
Combat is over. Not giving initiative order because...duh. Also I don't have to make another map...awesome.
Here's what happened anyway.
Tristan's spiritual weapon rolled a 15, hitting the leader and doing 7 damage before dissipating.
Tristan rolled a 17 hitting bandit8, dealing 3 damage.
Malachi rolled 18 hitting bandit8 for 9 damage, killing him.
Malachi rolled a 20 provokes no AoOs from the leader.
Relos rolls 17 hitting the leader and dealing 4 damage (putting him to 1hp...AHAHAHAHA)
The leader misses Malachi.
Calopee rolls 15 hitting the leader and dealing 13 damage, killing him super dead.
Sehanine rolls 23 spotting Bandit2 hiding in the wheat.
Sehanine casts Charm Person on Bandit2 and he fails his save and is successfully charmed.
Each of you have earned 450 EXP. Totals edited on the first page of thread.
So it's not technically combat anymore. Get to it!
Posted on 2014-06-18 at 03:08:27.
Edited on 2014-06-18 at 03:12:24 by Grugg
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured: Revenge of the Revenge of the Game
Subject: HOT WISDOM MOFRAKKER
Night, Isiah’s Farm, Schell
The heat of the blaze had changed the complexion of the once cool night air, staining it with an oppressive heat and the scent of blood and sweat, but it was a scent Tristan savoured nonetheless. He had spent a few scant moments in the nothingness beyond the plane, and as sour as the smell had been upon his return there was something about it that said ”home”. He’d have to act fast if he planned on making his return more permanent, but it seemed he’d have the uncommon advantage of the majority of his foes still believing he was dead. It was a strange way to get the drop on someone, but Tristan was nothing if not a consummate prankster, and who knew if the ol’ “you thought I was dead but really I’m alive” trick was one that would come around in the future.
It took him a moment to regain his bearings, but his inventory seemed intact and luckily his rapier hadn’t fallen far from his hand, nor had his conjured blade abandoned him though he could feel the magic that had summoned in waning. Wasting little time, Tristan directed his spiritual weapon from his position on the ground. The bandits’ bearded leader had focussed on the paladin Relos, and had paid little heed to the previously expired chosen of Discq; a folly that proved costly as the ghostly rapier lunged through the air like a spear, forcefully striking the man in the mid-section before vanishing back into the night as the magic binding it finally faded.
Tristan`s dramatic re-entrance to the battle wasn’t finished as he eyed the bandit standing to his side. The man was engrossed in his effort to eviscerate the evasive Malachi, and even from his prone position Tristan figured to create enough of a diversion between the Argent Blade and himself to make quick work of their foe. Swinging low, Tristan’s blade caught the man across the back of the legs eliciting a yelp equal parts surprise and pain as Malachi gave a smirk from across the man’s flank.
"Perhaps you should have helped the halfling after all,"
Malachi’s verbal jab was punctuated by a vicious riposte as he seemed to flick the bandit’s blade out of a defensive position before sinking his own into the man’s chest. The man shuddered as he released a gentle wheeze as Mal’s blade withdrew, and he stood only a moment more before dropping unceremoniously to the dirt, his own rapidly spreading blood pool mixing with the others on the ground as Malachi nimbly stepped over his still falling form. The Argent Blade had finally dispatched the flunkies sent to occupy him, and he relished the chance to finally attack the man that nearly killed his friend moments ago.
Malachi performed his trademark elusive maneuvering as he cleared the distance between the leader and himself. Somersaulting over the resting form of Tristan, Malachi found himself able to avoid the deadly reach of the man’s chain, trusting his hearing had been true enough as he dove to the side to avoid where he believed Sehanine to be standing unseen. He landing on his feet directly before his target, his rapier positioned inches from the man’s chest and a threat he was sure he’d heard the paladin utter earlier already on his lips.
"Lay down your weapons now and yield, lest you suffer the same fates as your companions."
The answer came fast and wet as the man’s defiant lob of spit nearly missed the Argent Blade’s face; though no words had been spoken, the man’s intent to fight to the death seemed clear. His wish was nearly granted by Relos, who took advantage of Malachi’s maneuvering to strike at the bearded man’s undefended back, catching him and delivering a wound that shook him to his very core. He dropped to a knee for a moment before rising with a curse.
”GOATSPIT! I WILL SHOW YOU HOW A WARRIOR DIES!”
The man’s cry turned into a roar as he swung is body, wildly whipping the chain towards Malachi with as much force as he could muster. Mal ducked the first swing but found himself out of position as the man seemed to spiral again for a second blow. For a moment the chain seemed destined to lodge itself in Mal’s unguarded face when a resounding *CRACK* broke the draw of the moment and the bearded man collapsed in a heap, the now anchored chain snapping inches from Mal’s chin. For a moment no one spoke before a stone, fresh from ricocheting off the former bandit leader’s skull landing almost noiselessly in the dirt. A whoop went up from the wheat field as some stalks started waving and shaking in a way unmistakably due to some sort of Halfling victory dance.
As the group caught their breath, Sehanine as ever pursued her own agenda. Stalking invisibly south around the hut, she spotted a rustle in the wheat, and he keen elven eyes zeroed in on the shadow shape. One of the men they’d been fighting had obviously had enough, and had sought refuge in the wheat much as the Favoured had a few minutes earlier. He seemed to be doing his best to keep still, and as Sehanine’s glamour prevented her discovery, the man seemed blissfully ignorant of the fact that he was being watched.
A malicious smile crossed the fey-elf’s face as her thoughts turned to her arcane trickery. Moments before this man had been an enemy, risking everything to kill her and her companions with his fellow riders; now he was alone, and soon…he would be hers. Re-appearing suddenly, Sehanine willed calm thoughts and reassuring feelings into the now panicked man. For a moment his eyes hazed over, and for a brief moment his thoughts were not his own, and as he snapped back to reality he looked over at Sehanine with a shaky if friendly smile. The elf needed no reassurance of her spell’s effectiveness as man quietly whispered a question.
”Is it safe to come out yet? Are they all gone?”
(OOC: Come to the Q&A for numbers and such and 10 TIPS TO GET SIX PACK ABS IN 60 MINUTES THIS TECHNIQUE SHOULD BE BANNED MODERN DOCTORS HATE THIS MAN…or something?)
Posted on 2014-06-18 at 03:03:47.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdf
I'm reading it right to left starting halfway down and going upwards.
While drunk.
If Malachi decides to roll around for this entire round it is so not my fault.
Posted on 2014-06-18 at 01:34:56.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: Boom
Should be able to drop hot wisdom tonight.
If I can decipher Schnozzle's puzzle of a post that is.
Posted on 2014-06-18 at 00:24:35.
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Topic: Fortune's Favoured Q&A
Subject: asdf
Without giving too much away, I feel like we're pretty close to wrapping this. The quicker we get posts in the quicker we can get back to MOTHERFRAKKING ADVENTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted on 2014-06-17 at 00:55:25.
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Topic: I could use some people's opinions...
Subject: okpasdf
Is this for real life?
Because then no.
Posted on 2014-06-17 at 00:53:25.
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Topic: D&d 3.5 Campaign: The Dungeon
Subject: asdf
In a semi-ironic fashion, inspiration has struck, and I am thinking of something different now.
I blame cheetahs?
Posted on 2014-06-15 at 20:29:32.
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