Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: Jedi Mind Trick!
Success, YOU DID NOT SEE THOSE LAST POSTS.
I roll a Alchemy check to make a better GRAVY.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 01:56:55.
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Topic: Crimson Crusaders QnA Subject: Artifact?
Does the Shaman already have: ?
ARTIFACT: BOW OF ATIRA
ARTIFACT: QUARTERSTAFF OF ATIRA
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 01:46:49.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel Subject: On easy spray.........Psssssssst........
I am the Mighty WD40 that coats, protects and lubricates that screw and turns the Rust Monster's stomach.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 00:17:21.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Dire Dust Bunnies, Yes, you caught that pass perfectly!
hiding under the..........
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 00:13:15.
Edited on 2010-11-08 at 18:09:26 by Odyson
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: A Gravy Golem, I can Lick um, bring it on!
It spit out cherry bombs the size of Candied Apples.
I fed it Angel hair pasta, Stinky cheese and a quart of cold water.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 00:09:58.
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Topic: New to D&D Subject: Is that Michael as in the "Fist of God".
Welcome traveler! 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 3.5, 4th, freestyle, Star Trek, Horror, poems, stories you name it and bet you'll find it here somewhere.
I have an old 1st edition players guide with the big orange Budda looking statue where the party was taking the gem out of it's eyes.
You can find adventure games to read and follow, recruitment looking for PBP players and just fun forums of all types. (I mostly do the Posting Games, but I recently joined in a couple of adventures.)
Don't forget to try the DragonChat room, a great place to get to know some of the Innmates. And if happen to stop in to Ody's Lonely Arms Inn there will a frost mug of "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh" awaiting you, compliments of the house.
Posted on 2010-11-07 at 00:04:13.
Edited on 2010-11-07 at 13:41:47 by Odyson
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Topic: The Morphing Game Subject: Is that how you smoke meat?
Pipe
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:34:40.
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Topic: Demonic Vending Machine Subject: What could that make????????????????
Unfortunately the manual is written in Abyssal and the machine was made in Japan. So it spit out a corkboader to post the manual.
I fed it flour, butter, water and roast beef pan drippings.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:32:53.
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Topic: Last one to post wins - Part II Subject: A guy thing..............
Obviously a man of great taste and insight. To know the mythical and ancient combination of GRAVY and ketchup.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:17:20.
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Topic: The One Word Game Subject: Yummy, yum, yum.....
Breakfast
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:11:13.
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel Subject: Method Acting......
I am the "Loose Nut" that misaligned the blades causing the cutter to break.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:09:57.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Away......
in pursuit of....
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:07:01.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: So nice to be Kneaded.
Success, you create a rack to hold Ody as you knead the Gravy out him.
I roll a bluff check to pretend it hurts.
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 16:03:56.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game Subject: Not Family Matters.........
Theory of Relativity
Posted on 2010-11-06 at 15:57:45.
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Topic: The Egg Tart Game Subject: Whorah!
Failure is not an Option.
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 21:39:21.
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Topic: New to the Game Subject: Welcome to the Inn
Yo, yo, yo......... Thought I'd better pop in here and add the Ody welcome even though we chatted in the DragonChat.
I pop in there and act as current resident bar tender. We offer our very own "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh", a stale pale ale with the foam on the bottom.
Just grab a mug off the mantel and draw a cold frosty one.
My assistant Igor is usually lurking around if I'm not there.
He never says anything, must have something to with having his tongue cut out by his last boss, that nasty bar tender over at the Orc Bar & Grill.
I'll have him put out a plate of "Lady Fingers" in your honor.
Reminds me we need to have another "Ladies Night" and restock.
Anyway the Posting Games are great place to get to know folks and of course the DragonChat is our favorite lounge.
So pop in, lurk or play, welcome to the Inn!
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 21:09:36.
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Topic: Call for Crusaders Subject: Is female Shaman part of the story line?
Could the Shaman be changed from female to male? I just don't think I could play a female character. But I already play a male Shaman type character in a tabletop game. That's where Ody originated.
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 20:52:48.
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Topic: Add On Story. Fill in 3 words! Subject: Horsing around........
The ponies then...........
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 02:06:17.
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: Help........................
Success, you are great speaker and have convinced Ody to go into rehab for substance abuse, of course the substance is GRAVY!
I roll a bluff check to make them think I'm cured.
Posted on 2010-11-05 at 02:04:14.
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Topic: Order of the Stick Subject: 755 Brought to You By Mace-y's
You have got to check out the latest of OOTS. With Thanksgiving coming and all the parades this strip will be a classic.
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 23:46:26.
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Topic: Weird War II Q n A Subject: The Voice of Reason.............
Oh, masterful DM forgive the joviality of the Furry Avatar, Ody has forgotten the sage advice of TIM!
Fools! For it is written: Lo, anger not thy DM, for thine character is squishy and subject to his righteous wrath!
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 23:12:43.
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Topic: Weird War II Q n A Subject: Sheesh.............
Oh, ahhh, no it looks REALLY GOOD.
Nothing at all like a dragon wearing a Fez.
Yeah, excellent cartography; no one would ever call it cartoongraphy.
In fact it so real that I think Ody is headed to outhouse right now!
Posted on 2010-11-03 at 16:36:25.
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Topic: Weird War II Q n A Subject: Hey Lyra, looky here....................
You know if you squint your eyes all up, that map sort of looks like a dragon's head, .
So I'm guessing that Doc and the Captain are behind the "big tree"?
Well Doc is feeling a bit deflated.
Always being judged that Red Cross he used to wear.
He may have to search this kitchen for some salt to help clean out wounds Sargent Rock and the Psycho Twins might get.
"Here this might sting a little!"
Posted on 2010-11-02 at 23:32:51.
Edited on 2010-11-02 at 23:33:42 by Odyson
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Topic: The Skill Check Game Subject: Pinky Up..................
Success you now know the proper way to serve Ody GRAVY!!
I roll a Fortitude check to resist GRAVY.
Posted on 2010-11-02 at 23:17:41.
Edited on 2010-11-05 at 01:59:05 by Odyson
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Topic: The Wizards' Duel Subject: Pant,pant,pant.................
I am the Iron Chef that lured you away from the XBOX with my GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY
Posted on 2010-11-02 at 23:11:42.
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