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Addy's Horror Stories on Friday the 13th

Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere. Your cellphone's dead or doesn't get service. Trying to reach the nearest gass station on foot, you come across an old mansion amidst a dirty swamp. Despite the facts that there are no lights illuminating the windows and the gate hangs off its hinges, you decide to try your luck for a phone there.

When will you finally understand that you're in a horror-story?
The door opens, and a tall, pale man lets you in. He is wearing old fashioned clothes and carries a candle for light. He shows you the phone, which is covered in dust and spiderwebbings. Still, you pick it up as the pale man leaves the room, casting darkness upon you.

A creaky voice answers:

"Yes, this is Admiral Bob. Are you calling to congratulate me on my birthday?"

Compulsion takes over, and you answer:

"Yes. Happy Birthday Admiral!"

The end credits start rolling, and the audience doesn't have a clue. But you do, don't you!! It was meant to be.

Now answer the call, and meet your destiny! Congratulate Bob on his birthday, or you shall suffer endless horrors, like this post, until eternity!!!

WUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Typing Furiously
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Posted on 2008-06-13 at 10:24:37.
Edited on 2008-06-13 at 10:25:59 by Almerin


haha

Muahahaha! *gost voice* HaaAAaaaAppPPPpppYYyyYYyYYYyyyy BiIiiIIrrRRttTThhHHDDDddddaAAaaYYyyyy BoOOoooOOOooooBBBbbbb!

Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 10:59:15.


UH

Happy Birthday Mate.

Mine is nowhere near as frightening I fear.

Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:20:30.


Bobbo

Hoppy Birdy two ewe
Hoppy Birdy two ewe
Hoppy Birdy, deer Admiral
Hoppy Birdy, two ewe!

(Someone get a broom and clean up after all these animals! Who let SHEEP into the Inn???)

Den Mother
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1188 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:23:32.


happy birthday

Happy Brithday mate, I'm sure I said this in the other Friday 13th thread but here it is again.

TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:25:29.


Birthday!

Joyeux anniversaire

Joyeux anniversaire

Joyeux anniversaire

Joyeux anniversaire

Mes meilleurs voeux!

Happy Birthday!

Best Wishes!

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 28/6
196 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:49:32.


Best Wishes

Happy birthday!

Hope all your Friday the 13th wishes come true!

Dunkelzahn
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931 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:54:37.


Happy birthday

Hope you have a good one.

Chaotic Hungry
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406 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:58:51.


HaPpY bIrThDaY

Hope your day is GRAND!!


Kohai
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3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 11:59:27.


Happy Bob-day!

Creeping closer and closer to that AARP membership, aren't we?

How's that for scary and creepy?

Best Wishes, Addy. Hope it's a great one for ya.

Lord of the Possums
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Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:25:32.


Happy Birthday Bob!

Since it is already on English and French (I think), here's the Icelandic version:

Hann á afmæli í dag,
hann á afmæli í dag,
hann á afmæli hann Admiral,
hann á afmæli í dag!

Happy birthday, man. Hope you have many more to look forward to

Icelanders! Roll Out
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1514 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:49:22.


MUAHAHAHHA

Happy New Year!


RDI Fixture
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596 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 12:59:23.


GAH

GiGi You're SLIGHTLY OFF!

Gregg
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Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:07:45.


.

Happy Birthday Admiral!

May you see many more to come!

Forever ♥
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1538 Posts

Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:17:49.


hey!

Vanadia stole my lame hippo birdie line!

Happy b'day, dude.

Fun is Mandatory
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Posted on 2008-06-13 at 13:25:48.


   
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