It be Talk like a Pirate Day!

An' so she be, laddies! Break out th' rum an' th' dancin' gairls! One o' ye swabs scrape me barnacles!

Keh, ninjas are better

A smite on ye, landlubber! Keep those sort of opinions to yourself, if'n ye care to keep yer skin in place!

An' who is it ta say tha' there be no piratin' ninjas, lass?

Yo-ho-ho and a hai-choppy-choppy!

Tha raggedy dog that sez "ninja" and "pirate" in the same breath should be hung by the yardarm -- by 'is tongue!

*Hides in closet* I said nothin, nothin a'tall.

Have a gander at this lass. Ye'll soon ta be seein' that which's set us in 'er wake!

arrgh. Ack. Pfft!

"Avast, me Hardies." "Yon ship is ripe for the plundering."

This be th'only way to be celebrate'n me lads!
CLICK IT YE BLIGHTERS!!!

Also Eol, I be fixin' yer links, because they be broke'd.

Arrrgh me maties I've a bottlof brandy taken form yon Spanish galleon. Da fancy, smancy Cap'ain no be needing it any more. Hims swimmun wi' da fishys

Ha har der lads and lasses.

It be true, talk like a pirate day. Avast, ye salty dogs. The man who speaks of ninja aint nothin' but a misconceived fool. Arr, ninja are important...after we keel haul 'em, there aint no barnacles on the hulls of our ships! Arr matey!

if for no other positive influence on this world, you bring joy and epillepse(Sp?) to everyon with your bright flashy animations.

Yaar..

I be a pirate!
Wha'!? No un hath come up wit pirate jokes yet?

arrhh, gonna be fixin dat!

So... three pirates get shipwrecked on a desert isle an soon 'nough are picked up by a band of cannibals. Der told dat the cannibals will kill dem, eat der meat, grind der bones and make canoe's out o' der skins. But before dey do all dat they will grant each o' de pirates one last request.
De first pirate asks for a paper n' pen so he can write his girl a letter. So dey give it to 'im an he writes de best letter he can.
De secon' pirate asks for a cigar so he can have one last smoke, which dey give 'em an he smokes it happly.
De t'rid pirate asks fer a fork. Puzzled de give 'em one. An immediatly 'e starts poking himself o'r and o'r again wit it. Shooked de cannibals ask wat e's up to. Te which 'e responds wit a wild grin 'Te Hell wit yer canoe!'

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What did pirates say before they said Arrrgh?
Queehhh...

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Why do pirates have such difficulties learning the alphabet?
Because they spend so much time at Sea...

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Okay de jokes and me accent are only getting worse so I'll spare ye more...

M.