SAVE THAT PUPPY!!!
Hello boys and girls, ladies and gents, and welcome to Saaaaave That Puppy!!! I'm your host, Daaaaaag Nabbit!
I'm sure you're all wondering how last week's contestants fared against the Honey-Slide-O-Doom into the hive of angry, killer bees... or if they managed to get past the grizzly bears after running the ketchup cannon gauntlet... Unfortunately, we can't tell you the outcome until all pending litigations are discharged... So....
On to the show!!!!!
P.S. Hey Val... sign me up for that gladitorial arena thing. Will there be bats and boards with nails in em and stuff?
Lord of the Possums RDI Staff Karma: 475/29 8917 Posts
Posted on 2006-10-04 at 15:18:44.
Edited on 2006-10-04 at 15:20:04 by Eol Fefalas
Hehe
There will be...but...why use them when you can use SWORDS AND AXES AND MACES AND FLAILS AND LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!!!!!!...well....not lightsabers...but HAMMERS AND SLINGSHOTS AND HALBREDS AND THROWING AXES AND THROWING DAGGERS AND THOSE STRANGE SWORD SHAPED THINGS EDGED WITH OBSIDIAN THE AZTECS USED!!!!!!
Who could forget the Honey Slide of DOOM!!
I LOVED that show...
Dag Nabbit was the ABSOLUTE best host...aside from Richard Dawson in Running Man...I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!