Anybody who posts in this topic enters an incredibly suggestive area. Everything that is said or done affects everything in some way. I determine how everything is affected. In no other sense am I DM.

Basically, do ANYTHING.


If you need an image to visualize, the world is currently completely white, just a domain of light, waiting to be crafted into something more.

By making this post, I have defined the concepts of light and crafting, and also defined the words image and white.

By using various prepositions, I've also introduced a tentative grasp of grammar.

You are odd, but I like this imagination of yours, friend. So, since I arrive here, wearing my sun tan oil and a black bikini, carrying a bag containing a radio, a beach blanket, a deck of cards, and a paperback novel...do I bring an ocean and some sand with me as well?

You invent the bikini, suntan lotion, books, radio's which currently do nothing since there are no radio transmitters or anything else for that matter. sand, and water which is currently only saltwater.

I create dirt which is made up of decomposed plant and animal matter. I also create rock which is hard and comes in many different forms and makes the center of the world. In making a center I continue to build the world up around it making into a sphere and I take knowledge of water and make freshwater to flow in the rivers. I also create fire and using a large ball of it I create the sun which gives off warmth to the world. fire gives off smoke as it consumes fuel and with this ball known as the sun the smoke is recycled to make it everburning.

Ah, and by inventing books I also create written language.

I next choose to invent assembly lines to create many books and bottles of sun tan lotion and packs of cards, and other products en masse.

bake a cake

I would like to invite you to my beach to share that cake with me.

I would like to create a companion to your gatekeeper. A vampiric wolf creature with pure white fur named Talo.

I invent a large jar, and fill it with happiness. I keep this happiness with me at all times, and lock it in a closet at night.

One day a wierd elf comes and picks that lock and all the happiness goes floating away... away from the selfish Grugg.

I invent the chair, so i dont have to stand forever =D

And then I invent the sofa so that we can all sit comfortably.....
(this is sort of getting like corrupt a wish)

Talo barks at everyone, sucks the blood of a passing rat and falls asleep.

Grugg creates multiple monkeys, each wearing a different colored hat. He makes them danceand eventually falls into an epilleptic fit.

Talo, my vampiric wolf, chases your monkeys and eats one of them.

You're scary, master sir lord death.
But yay, on the bright side, i finally have neutral karma!!!