Greetz Everyone!

Soooo,

Where's Ion?

I miss him and the cute paper umbrellas he puts in my Nine-Layer Shooters.

*slaps table Hard* Alright, Mages get to scrying! Rangers get to tracking! Rogues, go gather that information! Priests, get on the horn with your sundry and various deities. I need answers, conjectures, conspiracy theories, rassafrassit!

Please?

I shot him an e-mail last night, actually. Haven't heard anything back, yet, but it's out there in the Universe, anyway.

Alrighty, conspiracy theories!

A cult, which includes all the major players in politics, has kidnapped Ion for his abilities with the dice. They need him to generate a random number between 1 and 20, and they won't release him until he does.

A secret organization has hidden him deep within Mount Doom for purposes unknown, but one thing that is known is that it was no random kidnapping. Or was it?

Industrial producers of secret super serum for the Canadian government has kidnapped Ion. He holds the secret DNA string required for the serum to work.

Ion is in fact an alien from another planet, and had to return home.

But seriously, I have no idea. I've been more or less absent for the last year or so, so I'm not even sure I know who that is :-/

Well, good theories, anyway, Skari!

Ion is in Mount Doom?

Alright, everyone grab your light sabers, phasers and magically enhanced maces! We've got an innmate to save!

I plan on having a massive rum and eggnog for Christmas this year, who else will make it if he doesn't return?

M.

...not to minimize Ion's skill in any way, shape, or form... rum happens to be one of my specialties!

We will find Ion but, if we don't manage to do so before Christmas, I'll make your egg nog.

Alright I know that Ion didn't want me to say this. But as his brother I feel I should say this. Ion has left the inn due to work and the fact that his comp no longer has internet

Curse the internet Gods! Curse them all!

M.

Bob Marley sang it back in the day: Ion, Like a Lion, In Zion!

so yeah... that.

Almerin, I can't believe you beat me to saying that very obscure reference.

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON THE NETHERLANDS!

(POST WC EDIT: OH GOD I HAVE COST THE NETHERLANDS DEARLY...WHAT HAVE I DONE!?)

Geeezee no one else seems to be able to tend bar around here. Get him a cup of INTERNET and let's get this party going.

BTW, eggs are for breakfast, nog is the hide on cheap chairs but RUM is one of the elixers of Life.

Makes you want to say Arrrrrr........

But Ion's AWOL again, and again I grow concerned.

Any info this time?

Ion's last post was on 24 May... I can only assume that RL and perhaps Internet access issues have claimed our tapped-out tapmaster again.