The Wizards' Duel
Well Met, Everyone!
Sandman fans rejoice, for within this thread we mere mortals will craft our own Wizards' Duel, as the famed competition between Dream and the Demon in Preludes and Nocturnes of Sandman comics. The concept is dastardly simple, yet could take us to realms uncharted by the greatest seers who ever lived! Who Ever Liiiivvveedd!
Simply state that you ARE something, in the first person, but only so long as what you believe yourself to be defeats the thing previously posted. And thusly into infinity! Are you ready? Let's begin:
I am the mightiest Oak in the Forest.
(now, what could defeat that? I leave it to your twisted machinations.)
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 13:35:33.
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Chop, chop....
I am Paul Bunyan here to show you how the might must fall!
PUN-dit
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6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 15:37:09.
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tell me a story
I am Aesop, and my fables out credit yours!
Veteran Visitor
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145 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 21:18:27.
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Today's Education
I am an illiterate child! Your fables have no effect on my ignorance!
Sage of the Realms
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1024 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-18 at 23:05:46.
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Thanks, guys
I am Inspiration, which motivates the child to learn and grow.
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 03:43:26.
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ugh...
I am laziness, that squelches inspiration with a lack of motivation.
Sage of the Realms
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1024 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 03:49:10.
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ROWWRR!
I am a Bengal Tiger, chasing after you, fangs a-flashing and eyes a-blazing, which cleanses you of your apathy.
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 06:33:30.
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lol this is fun.
I am the greatest trophy hunter whos extravagant tastes and exsquisite skills will hunt the tiger till it's furs hang in his den!
RDI Fixture +1
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1556 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 06:49:20.
Edited on 2010-07-19 at 06:49:42 by Jozan1
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Durned hunters
I am the African Wildlife and Safari tour manager. I forbid weapons on my tours. You may harm the dangerous killer animals. Now GIVE ME THAT!
Sage of the Realms
Karma: 44/9
1024 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 08:12:50.
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Braaaiiinnss
I am the Zombie of Steve Irwin (too soon?) and now that I'm undead, my alignment has shifted, so I scare you away to the hills of Kilaminjaro.
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-19 at 13:32:48.
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I win
I win simply because I choose to
Resident
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491 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 02:28:21.
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Uh-huh, izzat so, now?
I am the totalitarian dictator who outlaws free choice.
(Edit: I admire your decisive action, ruler of the shadows, but further rule-breaking will earn a Smite. You have been warned.)
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:00:37.
Edited on 2010-07-24 at 03:24:03 by Pit F(r)iend
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"Freedom"
I am the Indomitable spirit that can't be surpressed.
PUN-dit
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6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:22:03.
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Onward!
I am the Exorcist who banishes your spirit.
Welcome Waggin'
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1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 03:27:23.
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I hear exorcize is good for your health... or was it something else??
I am a cold, calculating robot, lacking any semblence of a spirit for you to manipulate and programmed for destruction.
A Midsummer Knight
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1377 Posts
Posted on 2010-07-24 at 07:44:21.
Edited on 2010-07-24 at 07:45:08 by Sibelius Eos Owm
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