Let's flex our creative funny bones. Can you come up with an original limerick that will get the Inn Mates smiling. Remember this a family place so don't do anything that would get you thumped by our Eagle eyed staffers.

Ok, so here's the first and I have already sent it to "You Know Who".

There once was this Elf from the Inn,
His slobber would roll down his chin.
He would rampage with glee,
As he pounced upon thee,
Facelicking you with a grin.

...an Eolimerick!

I'll try to come up with one.

need a word that rhymes with Alabama.

...olan's llama

...whilst I was posting to the CWWLLO Q&A:

~The dirty ol' ranger
he fought for the good
and spent a long day
o' sport in the wood!~

Yeah... Not 5 lines so not a true limerick but, hey, I'm contributing to ody's thread.

There once was a mod named Alacrity
Who the others all thought was quite pretty
So I made up this rhyme
To waste some of his time
And everyone thought it was quite witty.

Hobolyra has charmed us from the start,

With the elegance and craft of her art.

Seeming so sweet, so demur,

So wholesome , so pure.

Until her “Breast Weapon” blow us apart!

Lol- You're good at those.

Olan by name,
Could be such a pain
with the scripts he threw down at my feet.

For every time I did slack
The whip, it would crack
Until the comics were up and complete.

Just kidding, he's not really a slave driver, just like this isn't a limerick.

Mod Edit: This post removed due to questionable content.

Ummm... okay, Flanker... a bit inappropriate despite the ***** (funny, perhaps, for those of us old enough to appreciate it, but, dude, we've got little ones around... also, I think Ody's intent was to keep it gaming/Inn related...) If you have any questions, please PM me.

Thanks,
Eol

There once was a dragon god from Ba'ator,
that constantly challenged the world's Creator.
For the last time she fell,
into the 9th level of hell,
and now only Mephistopheles will date her.

At the Inn there’s a Grumpy Old Man,

Sneaking food from where ever he can.

Watching over the posts,

From Nova Scotia the most,

While eating Fromage from a pan.

a chap in fire he gleamed
a good personality and charm it seemed
for he send me a message to post
said if i didnt id roast
so i did and pit f(r)iend beamed

^^ pit friend didnt actually tell me to roast, hes pretty cool ^^ (now dont hurt me :-p)

I've seen that Ody about
And I don't doubt
That you can see
That it's me
Nick, your scout.


How's it going Ody? I'm finally on rdinn!
Mwahahahahaha!

PartyScout is on a trail that is legal,

Full of honor and actions near regal.

If you listen to me,
This old Ody you see,

Will help you complete getting your Eagle!