I've been wondering and started thinking "If I were a cartoon what would I do?", while watching these pictures of FMSU, and I wondered and remembered, "Wouldn't it be fun to be a huge balloon or live in FMSU's pictures? I would inflate myself to a huge size and start floating around or use air instead and act like a huge(!) fat giant boy!", and now almost whereever I go I would ask people ,"If you were a cartoon character, what would you do?", so...
what would you do?

Please no cussing and it would be stupid for a cartoon to do nothing other than real life things and follow its physics, so no redundancies of that kind

Well I was watching a Family guy episode ( the one in season 1 where Joe Swanson becomes Peter's new Neighbor), and Peter's face morphed into Micky Mouse.

Also remember a looney toons cartoon where one of the characters was made a fool of and he morphed into first a lolly pop (a sucker) and then a donkey (Jack-ass).

I guess if I was a cartoon, I would love the ability to shapeshift comically.