Today, the Inn was down for a couple of hours, and I didn't get a peep. There was once a time that I'd have had a half dozen messages about this.

Sniff.

I hate the place being so empty!

they're just all on quests at the moment

Whew.... that'll save me a bunch of money, lol.

Gee the last time I remember it seems someone forgot to pay the site rental....hmmmm?

Oh BTW, if the site is down no can get in so of course it's empty!!!

Gee and folks think bears a dumb.

I mean that the site is empty ASIDE from that minicrash, and you know it!

There was a sight crash? Guess I didn't notice because of my time zone. Though, I haven't seen too much activity recently.

This is to the tune of Where have all the Cowboys gone by Paula Cole

http://www.artistdirect.com/video/paula-cole-where-have-all-the-cowboys-gone/30864

Oh you're getting ready, with your armor big and heavy
Why don't we go and kill a Nightshade*
Take shelter from the dark scorge
The mage blast leaving us scorched
We should run and fight another day

I will steal some potions, if you'll distract the guard

Where is my Paladin (said: Pah-la-dain)
Where is my bardic song
Where is my happy ending
Where have all the innmates gone?

We should camp for the evening
Kick back and take it easy
Someone roll to find a us something to eat
Oh I know your back hurts from attacking that huge Belker**
I wish I had the Brew Potion Feat

I will find a cleric, if you sell all the loot


I give up there's a few more verses but I'm not as great at this as Alacrity. I thought it was appropriate. XD


*Spellstitched undead creature, mentioned briefly in 3.5's Monster Manual II
** A huge type of air elemental found in 3.5's Monster Manual