Ooo, this place looks nice, I've checked the corners and not a dust mote in sigh and I'm sure I can smell bacon sarnies cooking, best introduce myself, clears throat and squeaks "hello, I'm Dehoffren, creature of the night, orator of curses, knitter of tea cozies..

Welcome to the Inn! Happy to have you, pull up a chair and find yourself a a good story to be!

Hi, I am new here my self.

*climbs to the top of the text wall... streeeeeettttttches (cuz it's been a minute or seven thousand since I've done this, donchaknow?)... aaaaaaand... ka-jingle-pounceskadivebomb!!!*



Good to have you about, Dehoffren! Here's hoping you find what you're looking for here in our delirious domain... I'm sure you will... you just might have to poke it with a stick or something from time to time.

If there's anything any of us can help with, just give a squeak! We'll come a-runnin'!

The dust bunnies are on their annual migration. They'll be back when they've spawned.

Welcome to the Inn!

*draws you a mug the ol' froth-n-slosh*

Don't ask, just drink it.

Hope you have a good time here! Don't be shy if you have any questions. Jump on the Recruitment threads when you're ready to play or run something.

Hello......... Thought I'd pop in here and add the Ody welcome.
A really good place to start here is "Pit F(r)iend's epic guide to getting started for newbies." That helps you figure out how to navigate the halls of the Inn.
To meet folk in real time pop into the DragonChat where I act as current resident bartender. We offer our very own "Good Old Froth-n-Slosh", the stale pale ale that is so light it has the foam on the bottom.

Just grab a mug off the mantel and draw a cold frosty one.

My assistant Igor is usually lurking around if I'm not there.

He never says anything, must have something to do with having his tongue cut out by his last boss, that nasty bartender over at the Orc Bar & Grill.

I'll have him put out a plate of "Lady Fingers" in your honor.

Reminds me we need to have another "Ladies Night" and restock.

Anyway the Posting Games are great place to get to know folks and of course the DragonChat is our favorite lounge.

So lurk or play, welcome to the Inn

To all those new to the inn, I offer my welcome. Poke around, lurk some games, post your own stories in the creative forum, run a game, join a game or do whatever makes your visit a good one. Just don't fed the dragons; that its my job.

I see Eol got to you before anyone could give you a standard newbie welcome pack complete with towel... better late than never though I suppose...

*gives welcome pack*

The towel should be plenty soft and absorbant, we can't spare any expense on the towels with Eol lurking about.

Welcome, have fun, and enjoy your time with us!

Welcome sir Dehoffren to the Red Dragon

is there a don't panic button that goes with that towel?

Many thanks all, the migration explains a lot, they come back with spines on if memory serves right. The ale is lovely hiccip, I might need another one just to check the quality

You have to keep checking because you only know the one you have is good, the next one is always an unknown. My grandfather always said "thanks for the next one, this one I drank already"

I am not as think and you drunk I am.

Welcome to the Inn - a place of many adventures and many friends. May you find both while you are here. Just don't feed Tann after midnight . . .

" . . . Don't feed Tann after midnight"

Ummmm.What happens, say in a hypothetical sense, if soneone were to do so?