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t_catt11
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When dad jokes meet Star Wars
This past weekend, I got to musing, and in the process, I came up with perhaps the greatest Sith Lord of all time... at least, if you count puniness as a positive.
Imagine, if you will, a tall, reptilian figure who who walks on two legs like a man, yet has a tail that ends in a heavy, spiky ball.
The figure is dressed in black robes, wears a mask, carries a red lightsaber with a crossguard made of raw energy.
For some reason, my family does not seem able to appreciate the genius that is the dreaded Ankylo Ren, but I find myself cackling with glee everytime I think of him!
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 09:37:36.
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Alacrity
The Tired
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crickets
*cheep cheep cheep cheep*
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 09:50:07.
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t_catt11
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You're just jealous you didn't think of it.
Art! That's what I need! Art!
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 10:45:51.
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Eol Fefalas
Lord of the Possums
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LOL
Ankylo Ren.... *snickersnortguffaw*
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 11:00:10.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
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see?
It's genius, I'm telling you!
Even better than Darth Furrious, the dread Ewok Sith Lord who I created just to be silly.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 11:02:35.
Edited on 2019-07-16 at 13:53:08 by t_catt11
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Alacrity
The Tired
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really?
Why did I come back to the inn again?
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 13:49:15.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
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You clearly missed the sophisticated humor, for one.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 13:53:28.
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Grugg
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This whole thread is upsetting.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:14:33.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
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Upsetting? Because you didn't think of freaking ANKYLO REN already???
ANKYLO.
REN.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:27:23.
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Bromern Sal
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I'm feeling stoopid. I don't get it.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:30:48.
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t_catt11
Fun is Mandatory
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The spiky tailed dinosaur is an ankylosaurus. Pronounced like the star wars character - "an-KYLO-sawres".
So it's just sillywordplay/pun stuff.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 15:33:18.
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Odyson
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Roger is just upset because all he has is that Canadian Superhero Dino the..... Torontosaurur Rex
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 18:54:51.
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Nomad D2
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Puns are awesome
Puns are awesome. Puns you have to explain are . . . great for self giggles.
But that Toronto Raptor is a thing of beauty, eh.
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 20:58:19.
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t_catt11
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Totally agree. That is amazing.
Why again is the Toronto Raptor a t-rex?
Posted on 2019-07-16 at 21:57:17.
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Eol Fefalas
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Because the T-Rex ate all the Raptors at the end of Jurrasic Park?
Posted on 2019-07-17 at 08:05:45.
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