This past weekend, I got to musing, and in the process, I came up with perhaps the greatest Sith Lord of all time... at least, if you count puniness as a positive.

Imagine, if you will, a tall, reptilian figure who who walks on two legs like a man, yet has a tail that ends in a heavy, spiky ball. 

The figure is dressed in black robes, wears a mask, carries a red lightsaber with a crossguard made of raw energy.

For some reason, my family does not seem able to appreciate the genius that is the dreaded Ankylo Ren, but I find myself cackling with glee everytime I think of him!

*cheep cheep cheep cheep*

You're just jealous you didn't think of it.

Art!  That's what I need!  Art!

Ankylo Ren.... *snickersnortguffaw*

It's genius, I'm telling you!

Even better than Darth Furrious, the dread Ewok Sith Lord who I created just to be silly.

Why did I come back to the inn again?

You clearly missed the sophisticated humor, for one.

This whole thread is upsetting.

Upsetting?  Because you didn't think of freaking ANKYLO REN already???

ANKYLO.

REN.

I'm feeling stoopid. I don't get it.

The spiky tailed dinosaur is an ankylosaurus.  Pronounced like the star wars character - "an-KYLO-sawres".

So it's just sillywordplay/pun stuff.

Roger is just upset because all he has is that Canadian Superhero Dino the.....Torontosaurur Rex

Puns are awesome.  Puns you have to explain are . . . great for self giggles.  

But that Toronto Raptor is a thing of beauty, eh.

Totally agree. That is amazing.

Why again is the Toronto Raptor a t-rex?

Because the T-Rex ate all the Raptors at the end of Jurrasic Park?