What do you do....
One Renfest, one Irish Festival, a whole lot of singing, and more than a little sleep missed conspire me to ponder:
What do you do with a drunken sailor, earlye in the morning?
Add a verse, claim a tankard of e-grog, whatever.
~ CD, o/~ Put a lobster in his britches, put a lobster in his britches, put a lobster in his britches earlye in the morning... o/~
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Posted on 2007-08-01 at 18:18:16.
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Taken right from the song, but...
Throw him in bed with the captain's daughter, throw him in bed with the captain's daughter, throw him in bed with the captain's daughter earlye in the mornin'!
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Posted on 2007-08-01 at 19:33:44.
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hmmm...
kick him the groin and take his money, kick him in the groin and take his money, kick him in the groin and take his money....earlye in the mornin' 
Kohai
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Posted on 2007-10-12 at 11:31:11.
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I'll have a go
Put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, put 'im in a dress and call him Sally, earlye in the morning!
Den Mother
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Posted on 2007-10-12 at 11:34:55.
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ok
give him a snake and tell him its poisoness, give him a snake and tell him its poisoness,give him a snake and tell him its poisoness early in the ornin
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Posted on 2007-12-31 at 17:40:38.
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evil
Glue the furniture to the ceiling, glue the furniture to the ceiling, glue all the furniture to the ceiling earlay in the morning.
The Tired
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Posted on 2007-12-31 at 17:47:56.
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Another verse
Put him on a horse and face him backwards, put him on a horse and face him backwards, put him on a horse and face him backwards, earlye in the morning.
Not Brianna
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Posted on 2007-12-31 at 20:31:14.
Edited on 2008-01-01 at 01:38:44 by Dragon Mistress
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From my Camp Days
Pull out the plug and wet him all over....
Throw him in the longboat till he's sober...
Shave his belly with a rusty razor....
Not Brianna
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Posted on 2008-01-01 at 01:43:20.
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Then ...
Taze him once if he keeps on moving,
Taze him again if he keeps on moving,
Taze him until he stops his moving,
Erlye in the mornin' ...
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Posted on 2008-01-01 at 09:33:57.
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Let's do it nerdy style
Blast him away with a Magic Missile,
blast him away with a Magic Missile,
blast him away with a Magic Missile,
early in the morning!
Icelanders! Roll Out
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Posted on 2008-01-01 at 18:12:42.
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Leave my taser alone, Utan!
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Dunk 'im inna toilet until he's gaggin'
Early in the mornin' ...
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Posted on 2008-01-01 at 21:35:06.
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Fine, no taser
Drag him without telling him where he's headed,
Drag him to the chapel where he'll be wedded,
Drag him to the fate that he's always dreaded,
Earlye in the mornin'!
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Posted on 2008-01-03 at 05:33:01.
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Sober him up
Give him vodka 'till he's sober;
Give him vodka 'till he's sober;
Give him vodka 'till he's sober,
Earlye in the marnin'
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Posted on 2008-01-04 at 13:01:20.
Edited on 2008-01-04 at 13:02:13 by Devalero
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A little effort involved here...
Tie him in a sack and drag him downstairs
Kick him in the sack and drag him upstairs
Leave him in the sack and kick it downstairs
Earlye in the mornin' ...
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Posted on 2008-01-05 at 03:44:41.
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Stuff it!
Find you a can and put him in it,
Tape on the lid, then juggle and spin it,
Mean, but it sounded like fun though, di'n it?
Earlye in the mornin'
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Posted on 2008-01-08 at 03:21:30.
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