Alright, let's see.
1 ) I'd like to update in the weekends, usually on Saturday. So the idea is to move back to a schedule of one post a week. That way this will stay a short adventure, which it was designed to be.

In short: you have until Saturday.
2 ) Yes, climbing the beast would be difficult, but possible. It's back is absolutely broad enough to stand on. And as far as you can tell, this creature hasn't scratched its own back for decades.
