I invent breifs...............

I invent paper...and write a letter to a monkey.

I invent the court house and we bring Grugg there to plead his case.

AND LET THE TRIAL BEGIN................

I invent insanity and plead it.

I invent the Judge who will be in charge of your case. He doesn't beleive in insanity and I invent the Public defender for Grugg. I also invent a Bailiff who will make sure Grugg doesn't escape.

I invent the fail-proof escape plan, and do it.

i win the case
and sentence grugg
to Static Electric Chair
(which actually doesn't hurt, but whoever you touch afterwards will be shocked immensely along with you)

I invent karma, and cause C to suffer from it.

i recall you already smote me in this thread... but i haven't smote you yet

I invent a box and hide in it.

and ship the box off

I invent bad postage, and suffer from it, staying here.

CC to Lysk's house
and there goes the package...

I invent hospitality and hope L has some, as opposed to a shotgun.

i invent hostility and award some to Lysk