Since in you rmain post you aid post them in either place I hadn't been going to post in the other thread. I will try to do so, but with Thanksgiving and travel that may not happen. Post when you can and if I get one in there before you do . . . cool. If not, you know the basic idea.
A bit of muscle as an npc might be a good idea. It would probably be easier just to have him with us the whole time.
But as the ubject line of this post indicates, it does kind of sound like a bad joke.
An owl, a robot and a lizard walk into a bar . . .