DA...did you take the cookie from the cookie jar?





Valimar is a ballroom gown!

The sphinx once said "If grugg is an electrician, ad is a toaster, lysk is a sailboat, and I am the queen, what is val?"



pickled mango

ewww...what's that smell??




takes even your roughest spots from extreme dryness to extreme softness

What is this strange new cream?



I got nothin'...

Did you get the augmented tentacle i sent you, DA?





beef jerky

What can you eat that is increadibly delicious (when prepared properly and witht he proper flavors) that is tough and chewy all at the same time?



five, six, seven, eight...

Ham?



That made no sense.

Would you like to stuff some squibs and crackers in your ears, drown the cat in your cheek cells, sing the mouse to sleep using only your pores, and pet the dog with your intestines?


Spaniard

what nationality was Ponce de Leon?



keep away from heat and flame

why the chicken crossed the road?



Flying guinea pigs

Ewww! What is that a picture of?




cabbage

what my moms hair smells like




llama

What do I smell like? (Don't ask)







Up and to the left.

what your girlfriend says in bed....



Round is a shape

(Um, you're supposed to put a question, not a statement)


Is round a shape?



Answer.