Springer's Hat of Wondrous Shooting

Explanation: Springer is my DM's Staple NPC, and the leader of a trio of elf archers dubbed "The Pincushion Brigade." They each have several archery-related feats, and nothing gets within melee range of these three.

Satan Hates Obvious Oozes Talking In November Gladding

Gladding (????)

Gnomes Love A Dappled Dodge In a New Garage

Gnomes
Actually
Ride
Arabian
Geldings
Elegantly

Evil Lemures Energetically Gambol About Notching Trees and Licking Ytterbium

(yes, I'm evil.)

You're
Totally
Terribly
Evil
Running
Insanely
Under
Mosalleums

Many Artifacts Under Service Orders Lose Entropy by Unified Mechanics

(I like Unified instead of Using)

Merry
Elves
Chanting
Hysterical
Ancient
Nordic
Imitation
Cantrips
Spontaneously

Surely, Picking On Nervous Tieflings Almost Never Ever Occurs Under the Supervision of Lawful Yrthaks?

You Really THink A Kite Soars?

Space Ogres Arrange Rockets Systematically

(Caught by the spelling police again.)

Several Youthful Socialists talked Emotionally Maddening Almost Totally Incomprehensible Claptrap About Local Legendary Yochlols!!!

Yochlols are fictional demonic creatures in the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. These lesser tanar'ri are handmaidens of Lolth, the drow goddess of Spiders, dwelling amongst the outer planes and being regularly summoned by the Queen of Spider's priestesses to witness sacrifices in the name of their dark goddess, Lolth. The summoning process tests the very fiber of the high priestesses dedication. Establishing a mental connection to its summoners, yochlol scour their thoughts and memories to find proof of their loyalty to Lolth. It proves to be a rather unpleasant experience for all who are present, but the yochlols' connection to Lolth also proves to be fairly useful when a family feels they have obtained something to please her.

Yodeling Old Crusty Hackeled Lonely Ogres Left Saskatchewan

(Caught by the spelling police again, again.)

Sometimes
Alternatingly
Snuggling with
Kaleidoscopic
Anthropomorphs and
Telegnostic
Clouds
Hinders
Efficient
Wilding
Assimilation, which is
Nonesense

(At least according to those stuffy gentlemen with the nets.)

Nalfeshnee Overlords' Nocturnal Enterprises Sometimes Exclude Nontenured Sages' Ethics.

(So, we didn't like "Yrthaks," huh? Mayhaps you would have preferred "Yugoloths"? )