To vote for American Idol; lick the crumbs out of the toaster, drink a quart of antifreeze, put on some bike shorts and a tube top, and lauch yourself out of a cannon carrying a banner spray painted with the name and birth weight of your contestant of choice.
*goes to press 4 before he notices the button is broken. screams in frustration until he accidentally hits 3...then sits and weeps about his lack of lasagna while hearing "Donne esta la coucracha!" repeatedly.*